老師不是人 笑死 - 電影

By Olga
at 2022-11-13T13:07
at 2022-11-13T13:07
Table of Contents
小時候曾在電影台看過片段
只記得斷頭老師、嗑藥殺怪、特大號櫻桃口味
當時還懵懂不知道吸粉是在嗑藥
一直想為什麼要吸原子筆,然後為什麼原子筆有裝粉
直至昨天想起這部拿來重看
意外發現這部也算是有很多熟面孔
喬許哈奈特演留級聰明地下(藥頭)商人
從校園被追追到魔戒還被追的佛羅多
方姬詹森前面土土造型還認不出來,
https://imgur.com/JdWKPkR
後面變辣真的很辣
https://imgur.com/7gOekTa
重點重點
玩命關頭的蜜雅
https://imgur.com/dSd67FK
好正,戀愛了>////////<
(後幾秒有佛羅多癡漢聞人家頭髮XD)
劇情也沒跟你五四三
開頭直接寄生
前中先短短介紹每個主要角色的來歷
聰明的地下藥頭、被霸凌的邊緣人、正要退隊球隊隊長、邊緣人2、轉學生、校刊正妹
然後就開始遇到行為詭異的老師
同學們和老師一個一個被寄生
剛好提一下這部最大的優點
就是不管哪個角色,隔一個景或分鏡或稍微烙單,就被寄生了
觀看時會有到底你是不是的猜疑感
校刊正妹中招讓我有點哭,原來你也是
然後還要靠喬許哈奈特的獨家配方來辨識敵人(嗑藥救地球)
不過最後母體自爆有點耶?恩好吧的感覺
吐槽點
1.音效突入真的很白爛,而且聽起來白爛到會笑出來的地步
2.特效很B級片,不過這部應該就B級片給他過
3.礦泉水公司應該能考慮置入這片,看他們喝水喝到我也在喝
4.有幾個被寄生的真的不知道為什麼
例如金髮矮胖老師、校刊正妹、邊緣人2、方姬詹森
這幾個真的就和我前面講的,過一個分鏡或場就變寄生方,算是增加猜疑感吧
5.詹姬芳森明明在寄生時被斷頭,恢復後竟然還活著XD
6.本片死亡人數:校長、老老師、轉學生
總結
當消遣還不錯,劇情其實推蠻快的
結尾發情回配對對校刊正妹x佛羅多有點問號
娛樂性蠻足的,前面一個一個被支開有緊張感
主角媽媽原本要被私下談話時有微完蛋感
如果各位不知道要看甚麼時可以參考這片
算佳作吧
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https://i.imgur.com/6V6Ihww.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/qj7NKOC.png
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只記得斷頭老師、嗑藥殺怪、特大號櫻桃口味
當時還懵懂不知道吸粉是在嗑藥
一直想為什麼要吸原子筆,然後為什麼原子筆有裝粉
直至昨天想起這部拿來重看
意外發現這部也算是有很多熟面孔
喬許哈奈特演留級聰明地下(藥頭)商人
從校園被追追到魔戒還被追的佛羅多
方姬詹森前面土土造型還認不出來,
https://imgur.com/JdWKPkR
後面變辣真的很辣
https://imgur.com/7gOekTa
重點重點
玩命關頭的蜜雅
https://imgur.com/dSd67FK
好正,戀愛了>////////<
(後幾秒有佛羅多癡漢聞人家頭髮XD)
劇情也沒跟你五四三
開頭直接寄生
前中先短短介紹每個主要角色的來歷
聰明的地下藥頭、被霸凌的邊緣人、正要退隊球隊隊長、邊緣人2、轉學生、校刊正妹
然後就開始遇到行為詭異的老師
同學們和老師一個一個被寄生
剛好提一下這部最大的優點
就是不管哪個角色,隔一個景或分鏡或稍微烙單,就被寄生了
觀看時會有到底你是不是的猜疑感
校刊正妹中招讓我有點哭,原來你也是
然後還要靠喬許哈奈特的獨家配方來辨識敵人(嗑藥救地球)
不過最後母體自爆有點耶?恩好吧的感覺
吐槽點
1.音效突入真的很白爛,而且聽起來白爛到會笑出來的地步
2.特效很B級片,不過這部應該就B級片給他過
3.礦泉水公司應該能考慮置入這片,看他們喝水喝到我也在喝
4.有幾個被寄生的真的不知道為什麼
例如金髮矮胖老師、校刊正妹、邊緣人2、方姬詹森
這幾個真的就和我前面講的,過一個分鏡或場就變寄生方,算是增加猜疑感吧
5.詹姬芳森明明在寄生時被斷頭,恢復後竟然還活著XD
6.本片死亡人數:校長、老老師、轉學生
總結
當消遣還不錯,劇情其實推蠻快的
結尾發情回配對對校刊正妹x佛羅多有點問號
娛樂性蠻足的,前面一個一個被支開有緊張感
主角媽媽原本要被私下談話時有微完蛋感
如果各位不知道要看甚麼時可以參考這片
算佳作吧
--
https://i.imgur.com/6V6Ihww.jpg


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