肥宅之2016最爛片:出神入化2 - 電影

By Cara
at 2016-06-09T03:04
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陪地球最正的女友觀賞,剛離開戲院,回到家依舊心有餘悸。
在肥宅心目中「出神入化2」絕對是2016目前為止的爛中之霸!
原因如下:
1. 劇情結構和邏輯比我阿嬤的肚皮還鬆散
2. 鋪陳之差好比快版鄉土劇
3. 角色刻畫深度像我肥肥的扁平足
4. 高潮臉不紅、氣不喘、反高潮倒是讓人倒陽又縮陰
5. 魔術不魔術,要不再奇幻點,要不邏輯真實,不上不下搞得像特效片
午夜場剛離開,全身顫抖、心有餘悸、倒陽縮陰、收驚必須,肥宅一秒都變瘦宅!
適逢端午佳節,如有兄弟鬩牆、姐妹失和、情侶分手、闔家不安的需求,
出神入化為必備毒片!票價降到10元台幣都嫌貴,附送憤怒鳥也難讓肥宅鳥。
總結:好萊塢某些導演把消費者當白痴、具體而微的血淋淋呈現。
*肥宅評分:1/10
--
備註:以上絕無誇飾,請恕我激動,因為我感到自己肥肥的身心都被污辱了...
對於女友,肥宅決定給予愛與包容:孩子的電影教育不能等!
--
在肥宅心目中「出神入化2」絕對是2016目前為止的爛中之霸!
原因如下:
1. 劇情結構和邏輯比我阿嬤的肚皮還鬆散
2. 鋪陳之差好比快版鄉土劇
3. 角色刻畫深度像我肥肥的扁平足
4. 高潮臉不紅、氣不喘、反高潮倒是讓人倒陽又縮陰
5. 魔術不魔術,要不再奇幻點,要不邏輯真實,不上不下搞得像特效片
午夜場剛離開,全身顫抖、心有餘悸、倒陽縮陰、收驚必須,肥宅一秒都變瘦宅!
適逢端午佳節,如有兄弟鬩牆、姐妹失和、情侶分手、闔家不安的需求,
出神入化為必備毒片!票價降到10元台幣都嫌貴,附送憤怒鳥也難讓肥宅鳥。
總結:好萊塢某些導演把消費者當白痴、具體而微的血淋淋呈現。
*肥宅評分:1/10
--
備註:以上絕無誇飾,請恕我激動,因為我感到自己肥肥的身心都被污辱了...
對於女友,肥宅決定給予愛與包容:孩子的電影教育不能等!
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