自殺突擊隊:這到底是三小? - 電影

By Gilbert
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我只是個一般的觀眾,沒看過漫畫,對所謂漫畫的宇宙觀與歷史完全不了解。
先說我的標準,比方說,我覺得BVS還不錯,復仇者聯盟一很不錯,二很爛,
未來昔日很不錯,天啟爛,死侍很棒,然後美國隊長內戰還可以。
自殺突擊隊,我看完的感覺真的就是垃圾。很多漫畫粉絲好像覺得還不錯,
只不過以電影論電影,如果今天同樣劇情但角色都與漫畫無關,
我想應該十個人進去看有十一個人都會覺得是垃圾。
雖然說是垃圾,不過裡面也有小小的亮點,大概就是Will Smith的角色和小丑女吧。
這兩個角色頗有魅力,尤其Will Smith,我都已經忘了他這麼適合這種角色,
痞痞的,好像對甚麼都不太在意但其實心中也是有非常在意的人。
小丑女就是個很性感的肖婆,很難不喜歡這樣的角色,不喜歡的大概都是pussy。
然後小丑演得很爛。應該是歷年來所有演小丑的表演中最不讓人印象深刻的。
小丑的核心在於那種並存的冷靜冷酷計算與不計一切的瘋狂,真的不是只有瘋狂而已。
他可怕的點在於在看似瘋狂的外表下還能一堆陰招搞死你。
女巫+她哥,所組成的最終反派,實在只能說蠢到爆。
別的不說,她這麼強,根本不需要自殺小隊裡面的任何人投奔他,直接全部殺了就好了。
但她不這麼做喔,而且以她的感應能力,會不知道有一堆人在下面放炸彈?
然後她哥這麼威竟然被炸彈給炸死了,然後她哥在打燄魔的時候,她完全處於發呆狀態?
她造出的武器這麼威,一發就掛了一艘航母,然後被一個小炸彈給爆了? WTF?
更不要說被Harley Quinn用假裝投降這種爛招就滅了多蠢,
妳都可以入侵別人頭腦製造幻象了,會不知道人家是真降假降?
說實在的也不知道女巫幹麻要一直接吻把別人變成泡泡頭人,
因為她根本不需要那些人阿,敵人來了直接滅掉就好了,
難道是在效法巴黎百吻女孩一樣也想來搞個XX市百吻? (忘了那邊叫啥市了)
然後還有其他一堆不知在幹啥的,鱷魚人啦飛鏢男啦,存在感超低,
大概就是硬塞進來的因為漫畫迷就會吃這套。
說真的今天如果你要組一個小隊去打兩個根本像神一般的超能力者,
皮很硬然很會射飛鏢或槍打得很準很愛棒球棒之類技能真的有用嗎?
或許啦,看漫畫電影就是不能以常理測度,
但我想如果劇情很有張力打鬥很流暢場面很精采,
大家就比較不會有空用腦去認真推敲,但今天就是電影實在拍得太爛了嘛,
你就會一直出戲,出戲就會開始想這真的合理嗎? 有可能嗎?
這是很自然的吧。
最後,究竟為甚麼直升機要逃跑的時候還要放一堆熱誘亮光彈跟放煙火一樣,
就怕別人不知道這裡有一台要逃跑的直升機哦快來打我?
難道他們也是在演習然後求好心切之下,長官又跑去喝水,所以誤接火線就誤射了?
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先說我的標準,比方說,我覺得BVS還不錯,復仇者聯盟一很不錯,二很爛,
未來昔日很不錯,天啟爛,死侍很棒,然後美國隊長內戰還可以。
自殺突擊隊,我看完的感覺真的就是垃圾。很多漫畫粉絲好像覺得還不錯,
只不過以電影論電影,如果今天同樣劇情但角色都與漫畫無關,
我想應該十個人進去看有十一個人都會覺得是垃圾。
雖然說是垃圾,不過裡面也有小小的亮點,大概就是Will Smith的角色和小丑女吧。
這兩個角色頗有魅力,尤其Will Smith,我都已經忘了他這麼適合這種角色,
痞痞的,好像對甚麼都不太在意但其實心中也是有非常在意的人。
小丑女就是個很性感的肖婆,很難不喜歡這樣的角色,不喜歡的大概都是pussy。
然後小丑演得很爛。應該是歷年來所有演小丑的表演中最不讓人印象深刻的。
小丑的核心在於那種並存的冷靜冷酷計算與不計一切的瘋狂,真的不是只有瘋狂而已。
他可怕的點在於在看似瘋狂的外表下還能一堆陰招搞死你。
女巫+她哥,所組成的最終反派,實在只能說蠢到爆。
別的不說,她這麼強,根本不需要自殺小隊裡面的任何人投奔他,直接全部殺了就好了。
但她不這麼做喔,而且以她的感應能力,會不知道有一堆人在下面放炸彈?
然後她哥這麼威竟然被炸彈給炸死了,然後她哥在打燄魔的時候,她完全處於發呆狀態?
她造出的武器這麼威,一發就掛了一艘航母,然後被一個小炸彈給爆了? WTF?
更不要說被Harley Quinn用假裝投降這種爛招就滅了多蠢,
妳都可以入侵別人頭腦製造幻象了,會不知道人家是真降假降?
說實在的也不知道女巫幹麻要一直接吻把別人變成泡泡頭人,
因為她根本不需要那些人阿,敵人來了直接滅掉就好了,
難道是在效法巴黎百吻女孩一樣也想來搞個XX市百吻? (忘了那邊叫啥市了)
然後還有其他一堆不知在幹啥的,鱷魚人啦飛鏢男啦,存在感超低,
大概就是硬塞進來的因為漫畫迷就會吃這套。
說真的今天如果你要組一個小隊去打兩個根本像神一般的超能力者,
皮很硬然很會射飛鏢或槍打得很準很愛棒球棒之類技能真的有用嗎?
或許啦,看漫畫電影就是不能以常理測度,
但我想如果劇情很有張力打鬥很流暢場面很精采,
大家就比較不會有空用腦去認真推敲,但今天就是電影實在拍得太爛了嘛,
你就會一直出戲,出戲就會開始想這真的合理嗎? 有可能嗎?
這是很自然的吧。
最後,究竟為甚麼直升機要逃跑的時候還要放一堆熱誘亮光彈跟放煙火一樣,
就怕別人不知道這裡有一台要逃跑的直升機哦快來打我?
難道他們也是在演習然後求好心切之下,長官又跑去喝水,所以誤接火線就誤射了?
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