蝦堡a心事瞎郎災 - 同志

By Isabella
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我承認我就是要來為溫思瑤護航的!!!
經過昨天蝦堡vs潛廷堡的第一場對決
表面上看起來延延似乎略勝一籌!蝦堡狂拉仇恨質,延延猛灌漂白水。
但仔細看思瑤昨天的台詞,雖然會氣,但有資格怪她的人只有江曉婷。
當延延指責她花言巧語,拋棄曉婷的時候,她終於忍不住回嗆了一句
「你憑什麼這樣說我,你不是當事者,你不知道我的痛苦。」
方思瑤一直都是處於照顧者的角色
十年前與偉哲的婚姻中,她以女強人的身分照顧家庭和家人,掌控著一切
與江曉婷相遇之後,撇開大老婆身分和心裡奇奇怪怪的矛盾os不說
家思咪是以大姊姊的角色出現在江曉婷身邊(ex接送情、餅乾情(?)、衝康前拉手情..等)
十年後,和偉哲一起回到台灣
更是無微不至的照顧裝病的偉哲、珊妮、佩佩
與曉婷第一次重逢立刻晉升為勇猛救生員、心靈導師,讓曉婷忍不住飛撲
接下來的方思瑤更是一連串很有事的舉動....
二十三集的毒鞋事件,她很主(ㄐㄧ)動(ㄆㄛˊ)的幫曉婷找資料
二十四集在停車場二話不說就把肚子痛的曉婷扛進醫院
二十六集的深夜情話綿綿
二十八集接走被偉哲追擊的曉婷,帶她去開房間(?)
三十集超有事的醫藥箱!!居然特地送到人家公司門口
三十二集ㄅㄧㄚˋ康以後不但沒有賞她兩巴掌,反而是自己一連串很有事的os..
一直到被曉婷逼迫與中大告白兩人確定關係以後
思瑤更是開啟"讓我照顧妳"MAX模式
來看看她說了幾次
(一)44-含羞帶怯雞湯情
http://ppt.cc/q633
(二)45-巾巾相連圍巾情
http://ppt.cc/NMAu
(三)47-甜蜜產檢
http://ppt.cc/lKOO
(四)51-陳太太亂入之牽手情
http://ppt.cc/mws6
(五)53-滾蕾絲a花邊之醫院放閃
http://ppt.cc/owgu
(六)55-小酒館情迷
http://ppt.cc/%7EZmc
(七)56-求婚-我要給妳我所有的一切
http://ppt.cc/tERk
寫到這裡是不是已經開始發現族繁不及備載了?
思瑤不僅照顧曉婷、孩子,還有曉婷的家人(阿嬤)
一直以來都是主動的照顧者地位,甚至連孩子都是她親手接生的
如今,那個呼風喚雨的大麥克居然變成了連講話都沒了底氣的蝦堡
這讓她怎麼能夠接受?情何以堪?
現在的她不僅不能照顧別人,甚至還需要別人照顧(我相信其實蝦堡自己很ok)
對她來說根本就是世界末日,顛覆了她的價值觀
連她都無法接受這樣的自己,怎可能期待曉婷接受她?(雖然一切都是她自己腦補的..)
即使是現在的她,也不希望讓別人照顧(屢次拒絕佩佩、子奇、囧斯)
所以昨天在情敵延延面前才會徹底大崩潰!!
做個很爛的比喻:
如果逼迫一個很傳統的大男人穿女裝,他應該寧願去死,大寶現在應該就是類似這種感覺
瑤婷這段感情中,思瑤常被說把妹招式很多,總是主動出擊
求婚、十年青春、親額頭、洗腳、結婚證書
四十多歲的女人還能這樣花招百出、就連年輕人都比不上(寶控不要打我...)
四次親額頭都是思瑤主動,我想大家應該會想看圖~~
http://ppt.cc/h-7N
http://ppt.cc/pCBd
http://ppt.cc/rnkP
http://ppt.cc/iGLF
更重要的是,真偽兩次接吻也全是思瑤主動出手,一樣有圖~
http://ppt.cc/7aju
http://ppt.cc/2P8p (但上手後立刻被反客為主XD)
綜上所述
我們可以很清楚的知道思瑤一直以來都是霸氣測漏的主導角色
所以.................
依本仙姑多年來的經驗及高深的道行來判斷
思瑤之所以堅持不回去還有一個被眾人忽略的非常重要原因!!!!
那就是.....
http://ppt.cc/7YdX
所以夫人阿,您就趕緊來把大寶抓回家好好做一下"心理建設"吧
http://ppt.cc/zAYO
http://ppt.cc/9orl
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