蟻人最後片段是在講啥(非彩蛋那一段) - 電影

By Thomas
at 2016-07-04T10:17

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※ 引述《xximab (優序奇)》之銘言：
: 昨天star movie首播蟻人
: 我想問問看最後段蟻人的朋友-路易(Michael Anthony Pena飾演)
: 講那一大段 (他朋友認識一個女的女的認識獵鷹 bala bala bala...)
: 最後路益說一句 : 是的
: 到底是在講啥? 這一段演的好快
: 我都還沒消化完就進彩蛋了~~
: 懇請大家解釋一下

Scott: Here is the deal: Just give me the FACTS.

Luis: Just the facts. Only the facts.

Scott: Breathe, focus, keep it simple.

Luis: No no no, no doubt, no doubt. Okay.

So I was at this art museum with my cousin Ignacio, right?

And there was this abstract expressionism exhibit.

But you know me, I'm more like a Neo-Cubist kind of guy, right?

But there was this one Rothko that was sublime, bro! Oh, my God!

Scott: Luis!

Luis: Okay, sorry. Sorry.

You know, I just get excited and stuff. But anyway, anyway,

Ignacio tells me,"Yo, I met this crazy-fine writer chick at the Spot
last night. Like fine-fine. Like crazy-stupid fine."

And he goes up to the bartender and goes,"Look at the girl I'm with.
She's crazy-stupid fine, right?"

And the bartender's all like,"Yeah, crazy-stupid fine."

So this writer chick tells Ignacio,"Yo, I'm like a boss in the world of
guerrilla journalism, and I got mad connects with the peeps behind the
curtains."

Ignacio's like,"For real?" And she's like, "Yeah, you know what, I can't
tell you who my contact is, because he works with the Avengers."

Scott: Oh, no.

Luis: Yeah.

And this dude sounds like a badass, man. Like, he comes up to her and
says,"Yo, I'm looking for this dude who's new on the scene, who's
flashing his fresh tack, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got?"

And she's like, "Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps.
We got a guy who swings, a guy who crawls up the walls. You gotta be more
specific."

And he's like, "I'm looking for a guy that shrinks.

And I'm, like, "Damn!" I got all nervous 'cause I'd keep mad secrets for
you, bro.

So I asked Ignacio, "Did the badass tell the stupid-fine writer chick to
tell you to tell me,because I'm tight with Ant-Man,that he's looking for
him?"

Scott: And? What'd he say?

Luis: ................

He said, "Yes."

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