觀劇雜感(九)--以為金光會這樣演VII - 布袋戲
By Olga
at 2015-11-28T10:38
at 2015-11-28T10:38
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** 以為金光會這樣演 19 **
說真的,在那顆蛋掉下來的時候,筆者當真以為會這樣演--
https://i.imgur.com/GCIQoMJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1LCuPEW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/iqdTsCl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/s69ByeL.jpg
放出來應該會被瞬間拍爛。
就算看起來再溫純軟萌,北極熊依舊是北極熊~~
** 以為金光會這樣演 20 **
https://i.imgur.com/j7B50T0.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/FZ1Wsge.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BxrFb6Q.jpg
在下公子開明,來人世出差順便帶來魔世的訊息~~
首先要澄清一下,這個帝女精國王族相傳的血紋魔瘟呢~
在作為夫婿的貞操帶之前,其實先有告示牌的作用,
俏如來臉上的魔瘟圖案,是帝女精國語--
"這拎祖媽的男人,誰敢接近就準備死得比顆西瓜還難看!"
其意旨在警告賤人勿近,但在人世沒人看得懂所以失去恫嚇意義。
這次她請我來人世幫俏如來加裝翻譯軟體,這樣就可以正確傳遞訊息了。
除此之外還兼具跑馬燈,留言版以及備忘錄的功能喔~~
比如--
https://i.imgur.com/4iCW6f3.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/N5oj32K.jpg
公主:這一胎大概會有六十顆蛋,可以隨孵化溫度調整性別,你希望幾男幾女?(*^W^*)
..........
俏哥:公子開明,教我怎麼LINE回去,說我全部要女兒。
.........別動任何手腳,要是60隻裡面有一隻是公的,
我就讓你死的比顆西瓜還難看。
或者--
https://i.imgur.com/ROefDCM.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nZ3EVPG.jpg
..............
俏哥:........鉅子的話,在福利社的折扣會比商店街好嗎?(十指繁浩勤儉持家)
如果能這樣演該多好啊嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚~~~Q_Q
結果公主不但死了還一集死兩個~~~~
在下這心願永無達成一日了啊嗚嗚嗚~~~>A<
(不要講得好像公主沒死就有機會這樣演)
在不太收人的金光中,公主當真是死亡率最高的行業。(抽泣)
在此誠懇建議,每個皇家王族要是生了女孩兒--
最好馬上去找妖神將當神仙教母,修練蛻變大法以應將來。
**金光公主養成中心**
妖神將:--只要這麼做,在遇到危險瀕死之際,
魔繭就會自行啟動將你包覆在內並擊退敵人。
接著就安心休養,等待一個夠強大的駙馬打開魔繭迎接妳出來就可以了。
公主A:老師~那要是來的駙馬爺不夠強大呢?
https://i.imgur.com/S0qgLn1.jpg
一種公主=荊棘城堡=魔龍的概念。
如果當年霓裳公主練有蛻變大法,三萬大軍看起來就像三萬碟小菜.........
整個就是吃到飽的流水席buffet啊。
這樣等雁王趕到了霓霞打開魔繭看到的--就是個酒足飯飽有點豐腴的妹妹。(剔牙)
** 以為金光會這樣演 21 **
因為魚相既是鯊魚也是墨魚,所以筆者總覺得他的本體是這樣--
https://i.imgur.com/94NzE0I.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/D7tm2pj.jpg
逾霄漢眼中的魚相
https://i.imgur.com/mVbGWlY.jpg
31集COS麟王大師兄金剛尊紅莓尊的大智慧眼中的魚相
又是魚翅又是花枝最近還增添濃醇旗魚香,這叫溫皇怎能不心動的?
這幾集賣魚相人情賣得簡直是跳神蠱峰大拍賣。
但想當然爾這些之後魚相全部都是要還的~~WWW
傷藥換魚腸.....支援電競換魚下巴,扶腰換魚腹肉.....等算完魚相應該整尾都他的了。
要是不小心欠太多可能還得生個幾尾小鯊魚抵債~~~wwwww
君不見32集,這從前胸摸到後背上上下下的摸個透,
就是一副急不可待的驗貨模樣啊。
https://i.imgur.com/uHlA14P.jpg
溫皇:欲星移,放心吧。
不管你肌肉中含有多少尿素及氨氮化合物,
我都會把你處理得很美味不留任何阿摩尼亞味。
絕對讓你徹底魚腥移~~半點魚腥都不遺。
我們身處台灣這四面環海的美麗寶島,鮮美海魚四時尋,
恐怕難以理解邊疆內陸出身的溫皇,對新鮮海產的執著 。
在一個年夜飯只能吃蜘蛛蠍子蛤蟆的貧瘠土地--
海鮮,就如同水中月夢裡花風中詩一般遙不可及。
就算再生猛的海鮮,送到苗疆往往也已經是魚乾。
如同牆中長大的艾連嚮往著海洋一般,
現補現撈的生鮮海產,也是溫皇畢生追尋的夢想。
狼主:嫌送來的不夠新鮮,自己去海邊釣不就得了~~=_=
鳳蝶:義父,你真是一點都不了解主人。他懶成這樣,怎麼可能自己去釣。
而且這麼簡單的做法不符合他扭曲的個性跟興趣。
狼主:不釣是等魚自己落進他盤子嗎?
溫皇:好友,以我的天運,魚是真的會自己跳進來。
於是多年後,活蹦蹦生跳跳的魚相,當真的落進溫皇的盤子。
(溫皇說:我要魚。--於是溫皇便有了魚。)
不過目前來看,魚相身上的旗海已經撤下,
所以溫皇只能像西索看小傑一樣,
按耐著內心狂野的悸動,等待蘋果樹成長茁壯--
https://i.imgur.com/thPLtE9.jpg
BMG:
西索 蘋果樹下
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_flDh1_CXI
歌詞與中譯
http://www.360doc.com/content/15/0107/19/18585584_438956175.shtml
題外話:
說到本體,開明的造型,
總讓我一直懷疑他的真身是很鮮嫩爽脆的這個--
https://i.imgur.com/CDwtncq.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ach7g9K.jpg
只是不太確定品種是箭竹筍
https://i.imgur.com/2u2h0h1.png
還是烏腳綠竹筍
https://i.imgur.com/74rqcbD.png
圖片來源自 台灣好農部落格
後記:
恭喜金光200集達成~~
本集對我而言最大的驚喜真的是小王出場。
看到那個身影時我想應該很多版友都跟我一樣興奮尖叫熱淚盈眶。
畢竟,當時那個蕭然的背影,真的就讓我以為那是最後了。
就跟掩蓋在鋪蓋而下塵沙中的天海光流以及邪馬台笑一樣。
完全沒有預期過他會再出。
所以看到的當下,真的是狠撞心臟的不敢置信失而復得。
除了掩嘴抽泣再無法有其他反應。
感恩金光,讚嘆金光,賜我空網,還我小王。
期待金光再戰個200集300集2000集~~~*|>W</*。
在下必堅持相隨,不離不改。
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