超出戲的五十道格雷心得 - 電影

By Ophelia
at 2015-02-16T15:41

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格雷的五十道陰影，由一個出戲的賤人寫的心得。

（以下有一堆劇情雷）
有圖好讀版http://ppt.cc/UZki

懷抱著它是歐美版言情小說《風流總裁俏秘書》《邪佞總裁別亂來》的心情，
我踏進了電影院，畢竟本人濃厚的少女情壞，
總裁就是要愛上素顏的土味女！一定要支持這類戲劇，
看完後真的嚇瘋我，久久不能自已

前半段真的看得我少女心全發，Grey的特寫真是帥到我翻十個白眼，
Anna連在五金行都可以遇到帥哥，逼得我超想馬上辭職去應徵小北百貨，
（但一想到台灣總裁都長得像魏應充、蔡衍明，於是作罷）
還有那個直升機，喔天啊是直升機，
有人肯騎Ubike載我我就要偷笑了，直升機我肯定在機上馬上風，
如此浪漫情節讓我內心長滿了小花，射了五百多發煙火，
一些女主角隨便都找的到車位還沒被開罰單的劇情，
或是，最近叫Anna的電影角色都要愛上第一天認識的人的橋段，都可以忽略。

但後半段我真的不懂，Sam我真的猜不透妳，
整部戲有一堆Anna被脫褲的鏡頭，
第一次脫是驚喜，臀線美不勝受，引人入勝，
脫到第十次都脫皮了吧，超級疲乏，我只想說not again，
浪費一堆時間在脫衣服，要不要乾脆不要穿了兩位
你們有更重要的事要做啊！我們想看那些事！！
Grey聞Anna內褲的時候我簡直嚇呆了，
如果有海鮮味怎麼辦？這女人可沒有先洗澡啊！

此外，編劇是我最愛的瓊瑤姊姊媽？
女：我不是適合妳的人
男：不，妳就是適合我的人
女：我已經愛上你了
男：什麼！（馬景濤）妳不能愛上我！
女：妳不要靠近我！
男：妳聽我說！（林瑞陽）
女：你走！！
比紫薇跟爾康還煩，只差金鎖還沒出場了

再者，
我知道兩位主角crazy in love，但沒必要音樂放crazy in love吧！
一下音樂時，我腦中浮現Beyonce在超級盃甩臀，勁歌熱舞
而且居然沒有uh oh uh oh no no這段！
在Grey進入的那段居然出現恐怖片的配樂，女主角是陰牙人嗎？
我超怕下個鏡頭男主角就被夾斷了，那一定很痛

想要呼籲兩位在愛裡迷失自己的主角，
Grey先生，女人心海底針，
當她轉過身要你走的時候，其實她是在暗示你「你別走！」「吻我！」「上我！」
建議可以收看康熙來了，愛情診療室男女戀愛地雷大不同
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoe7T4nmjWA

或是WOW侯麻吉的女人翻譯機，可以幫助你理解她們的話喔！

Anna小姐，男人心一字馬，讓女人心擔驚受怕，
其實他們內心可是暗藏許多地雷的呦！
建議妳可以收看康熙來了，男人的地雷！女人千萬不要踩
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY7TmD804Qs

或是康熙來了　男人口是心非真心話大公開
會對你人生更有幫助喔！

小弟是還蠻推薦這部作品的，
雖然不懂為什麼要花三百塊去電影院看Anna爽，我還比較喜歡Elsa呢
坐我前面的情侶進電影院前就在喇積了，無法想像他們看到一半會幹嘛
如果能看到live show，這錢也花得蠻值得的，
所以我一看完就跑去廁所，要要收服四腳獸，無奈大家都太保守了

坐我旁邊的朋友說她比較喜歡3D肉蒲團（而且還在電影院看了兩次，what？）
給大家做參考囉～我自己也比較喜歡金瓶梅2014啦！
最後想告訴片商，
其實我們根本不在意格雷的陰影，比較在意陰莖，
如果續集是格雷的五十根陰莖/陰囊/陰道，可能更有觀賞上的樂趣

附上一張台灣總裁的邪佞帥照，
http://ppt.cc/Mm7m
祝大家平安，喜樂
羊年行大運

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Tags: 電影浪漫

All Comments

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-17T08:59

這部電影相關心得文好歡樂...本來沒興趣的都想去看了...

By Audriana
at 2015-02-20T19:11

滑翔機片段有趣嗎? http://youtu.be/9icuNvlsY6A?t=1m7s

By James
at 2015-02-22T09:40

有笑有推

By Eartha
at 2015-02-22T12:03

有笑有推

By Ursula
at 2015-02-22T13:30

有笑有推

By Olivia
at 2015-02-26T04:51

精闢

By Victoria
at 2015-03-02T16:29

哈哈哈哈愛原pi

By Poppy
at 2015-03-03T21:41

張榮發帥哥無誤

By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-04T08:08

這文好歡樂XDDDDD

By Christine
at 2015-03-06T05:22

有笑xD

By Valerie
at 2015-03-08T22:25

笑翻

By Irma
at 2015-03-12T10:08

笑推XDDD

By Una
at 2015-03-16T03:45

推乾脆不穿衣服XD 好歡樂啊

By Noah
at 2015-03-16T06:36

有笑有推

By Audriana
at 2015-03-17T11:45

ubike不能載入人

By Edith
at 2015-03-21T14:52

笑到飆淚XDDD

By Necoo
at 2015-03-21T17:36

太好笑XDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2015-03-25T13:53

小北百貨超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-03-25T15:46

系列心得文都好歡樂XDDDD

By Frederica
at 2015-03-30T15:40

By Michael
at 2015-03-31T12:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-02T09:55

好歡樂！

By Quanna
at 2015-04-03T16:07

推心得，電影真夠爛

By Gary
at 2015-04-05T04:01

評論太好笑ww讓我都想去看了

By Cara
at 2015-04-07T17:37

沒看過電影，可是原po寫的太好笑了XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-04-12T12:44

笑慘

By Lydia
at 2015-04-16T00:53

推推
我上篇也有提到肉圃團呢~~哈哈

By Connor
at 2015-04-18T05:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2015-04-21T16:37

By Caroline
at 2015-04-24T00:38

太神啦

By Zora
at 2015-04-25T23:34

有笑有推

By Isla
at 2015-04-28T17:28

小北百貨XDD

By Rachel
at 2015-04-30T14:44

寫得很讚！但等等！妳到底男的女的

By Susan
at 2015-05-03T14:08

小北百貨XDDD

By Ivy
at 2015-05-05T01:50

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-05-06T05:48

等等，小弟！！？

By Lily
at 2015-05-10T13:35

超讚

By Olivia
at 2015-05-11T02:12

哈哈，你看那麼爽還負雷？！

By Selena
at 2015-05-13T22:13

這篇心得太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2015-05-17T06:27

笑

By Ina
at 2015-05-18T00:58

擁有少女心的小弟！

By Cara
at 2015-05-19T10:54

有笑有推~

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-05-22T10:32

有笑有推

By Anthony
at 2015-05-27T09:04

你寫的好好笑

By Thomas
at 2015-05-27T22:06

小北百貨XDD

By Emma
at 2015-05-28T14:34

你好煩wwwwww(稱讚

By Lauren
at 2015-05-31T17:47

小北百貨是啥啦XDDD

By Elma
at 2015-06-05T09:17

小弟妹？

By Brianna
at 2015-06-06T00:52

少女心小弟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2015-06-09T09:59

我比較想看男主角脫,但都是女主角再脫,失望

By Odelette
at 2015-06-12T15:13

一開始還以為你是女的XDD

By Steve
at 2015-06-16T00:33

By Joseph
at 2015-06-17T12:47

哈原波是__內人吧。推小北百貨！

By Susan
at 2015-06-18T04:09

所以原po是有少女情懷的小"弟"？

By Jessica
at 2015-06-21T04:26

你這樣張榮發會不會告你啊XD

By Iris
at 2015-06-21T17:44

超爆笑XDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-06-25T19:31

笑死了被你說的想去看有多搞笑~~

By Rebecca
at 2015-06-26T07:59

哈，寫得很真實

By Hedy
at 2015-06-29T07:30

台灣總裁都長得像魏應充、蔡衍明<--整個笑炸XDDDDD

By Eden
at 2015-07-01T21:19

哈哈。原 po 的文筆真有趣

By Xanthe
at 2015-07-02T15:24

就是這種＝＝

By Ursula
at 2015-07-06T22:11

明天去應徵小北百貨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-08T20:32

elsa哈哈哈

By Bennie
at 2015-07-11T06:51

一開始以為是女的+1

By Belly
at 2015-07-11T17:08

厲害XD

By Ursula
at 2015-07-13T04:59

為台灣總裁少東級平反一下，辜仲諒很帥的~~

By Sarah
at 2015-07-13T11:08

格雷的五十根陰莖。。這什麼片名太離奇了啦

By Rosalind
at 2015-07-17T06:50

超好笑XDDD

By Victoria
at 2015-07-18T16:32

碧昂斯那段超好笑

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-19T02:36

快笑死機上馬上風是啥啦XDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2015-07-22T14:29

笑惹男人看啥子威爾康太娘

By Agatha
at 2015-07-24T12:03

四腳獸噓，因為我室友帶男人回來在裡面洗快1hr

By Bennie
at 2015-07-27T21:22

嘛的水電瓦斯有我的份，爽的不是我還很噁

By Zanna
at 2015-08-01T10:21

推回。居然言襄我又再度回想那噁心的n年前回憶

By Donna
at 2015-08-05T10:23

有笑有推

By Sandy
at 2015-08-05T16:40

笑死我了XDDD

By Freda
at 2015-08-08T16:24

大笑給推！

By Hedwig
at 2015-08-13T07:40

笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2015-08-16T08:48

你是男的女的啦哈哈哈哈

By Candice
at 2015-08-19T13:22

內文我笑了，推

By John
at 2015-08-22T18:30

陰牙人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2015-08-23T05:02

原po神似張國榮

By Noah
at 2015-08-25T16:35

哈哈哈有笑有推寫的比原著有趣

By Thomas
at 2015-08-30T04:23

終於有人打對＂不能自已＂推！

By Steve
at 2015-09-02T10:09

為台灣總裁少東級平反一下，嚴凱泰很帥的~~

By Dinah
at 2015-09-05T12:06

不推不行啊

By Rae
at 2015-09-06T14:55

超好笑XDDDD

By Oliver
at 2015-09-07T09:21

XDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-07T18:18

推推

By Robert
at 2015-09-11T21:16

好笑推XDDDD

By Valerie
at 2015-09-15T08:58

幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-09-16T06:42

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By Margaret
at 2015-09-20T11:26

快笑死XDDDDD

By Enid
at 2015-09-22T06:28

好好笑XDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2015-09-23T03:56

小北百貨XDDD

By Irma
at 2015-09-23T20:04

哈哈

By Caroline
at 2015-09-26T20:32

哈哈推

By William
at 2015-09-29T18:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2015-09-29T22:42

總裁帥照害我ㄆㄘㄧ聲

By Andrew
at 2015-10-02T11:50

XDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-04T18:15

聞內褲請參見sex板內褲王！

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-07T19:08

XDDD

By Rachel
at 2015-10-10T12:34

XDD

By Bennie
at 2015-10-14T14:57

Elsa是哪招拉XDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2015-10-16T16:17

講啥

By Zanna
at 2015-10-17T06:33

康熙來了好煩XDD

By Kumar
at 2015-10-22T01:41

XDDDDDDDDD 小北百貨

By Erin
at 2015-10-25T05:19

不要害人想進去看XDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-10-29T14:33

還好我沒看到爛片讚

By Cara
at 2015-10-31T14:28

有笑有推

By Belly
at 2015-11-04T21:52

你不男不女的，是變態嗎？

By Tracy
at 2015-11-06T00:54

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2015-11-09T18:01

看得出來有特意搞笑的心得XD...

By Ula
at 2015-11-12T14:20

台灣總裁XDDD

By Ina
at 2015-11-16T07:48

最近叫Anna的電影角色都要愛上第一天認識的人~XDDD

By Kyle
at 2015-11-20T00:42

有梗xdddddddd

By Yuri
at 2015-11-20T07:29

小北百貨笑死

By Hedy
at 2015-11-22T21:12

濃厚的小弟情懷

By Tracy
at 2015-11-26T10:04

推

By Edwina
at 2015-11-28T16:22

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-12-01T10:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2015-12-02T21:04

你好壞XDDDDDDDDF

By Hedy
at 2015-12-06T21:09

有笑有推XDDD

By Regina
at 2015-12-08T09:05

說變態的才莫名其妙吧！！

By Zenobia
at 2015-12-10T21:59

小北百貨太好笑了啦XDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-12T18:07

根本推坑文XD

By Belly
at 2015-12-15T04:18

配樂那段神吐啊哈哈哈哈

By Agatha
at 2015-12-15T20:45

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2015-12-17T05:58

到底小妹還小弟啦xdd

By Cara
at 2015-12-18T14:09

By Doris
at 2015-12-19T09:09

到底小弟還是小妹拉XDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2015-12-24T02:52

Ana ok ?

By Sarah
at 2015-12-26T13:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2015-12-28T07:54

得了便宜還賣乖

By Mason
at 2015-12-28T17:36

推

By Yedda
at 2015-12-28T21:22

推心得太歡樂了xDDD

By Edwina
at 2015-12-30T17:05

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2016-01-02T09:33

XDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-05T18:37

小北百貨太經典了XD

By Edwina
at 2016-01-07T01:45

XDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2016-01-07T12:00

By Edith
at 2016-01-11T01:47

小妹弟

By Una
at 2016-01-15T09:48

小北百貨好有畫面

By Frederic
at 2016-01-15T22:44

瓊瑤對白那邊有聲音浮現XD

By Regina
at 2016-01-18T00:17

小北百貨XDDDD

By Edwina
at 2016-01-21T17:07

笑瘋XDDDD新年快樂

By Edith
at 2016-01-24T16:21

小北百貨 XDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2016-01-26T14:39

很好笑的心得

By Madame
at 2016-01-29T08:16

不過那段是在指兩人的矛盾，不太像瓊瑤啦

By Jessica
at 2016-02-01T13:24

笑了

By Candice
at 2016-02-04T07:48

XDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-07T17:44

真的是總裁系列

By Susan
at 2016-02-09T21:01

哈哈哈好好笑

By Bennie
at 2016-02-14T18:33

這篇歡樂

By Valerie
at 2016-02-18T10:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY

By Valerie
at 2016-02-22T17:33

推心得！這片真的是廢的爆了

超出戲的五十道格雷心得 - 電影

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