跟女友看陰屍路的後遺症... - 殭屍影集

By Oliver
at 2013-02-28T18:01

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每個禮拜看完陰屍路之後，一定要扮演一下喪屍來咬我。
而且還必須想到各種不同對應喪屍的方法...。

女友:嘎嘎...(迅速衝上來咬住)
我:哪有喪屍動作這麼快，怎麼防禦，犯規!
女友:就是有阿...我就是這麼快的喪屍
我:...(繼續被咬住)
女友:快攻擊我阿...被咬住的人怎麼會不反抗。
我: 喔喔... 看我的厲害你這迅速的喪屍XD (完全喪屍秒殺手冊裡面教過，要打頭!!)
女友:嘎嘎嘎...(更用力繼續咬)
我:你又犯規，人家打頭就會死，為什麼你還咬更大力。
女友:因為我的弱點在腳底板 (見鬼了我哪知道XD!!)

經過統計，總共跟幾種喪屍交手過，動作迅速的喪屍、要打兩次頭才會死的喪屍、
弱點在腳底板的喪屍、電視看到一半就轉過來咬的喪屍、摩托車騎到半路就咬駕駛的喪屍
、假裝自己是人卻是喪屍的喪屍...。

在陰屍路劇情越來越緊湊之餘，咬來咬去似乎也是不錯的樂趣...

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Tags: 殭屍影集

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By Valerie
at 2013-03-05T08:43

幫噓一下

By Erin
at 2013-03-05T19:41

咬得爽嗎?

By Zenobia
at 2013-03-10T12:17

喔

By Lily
at 2013-03-14T06:15

注音文？

By Doris
at 2013-03-16T21:10

拿刀把他頭砍下來阿

By Kama
at 2013-03-19T15:39

還好不是在親熱的時候變喪屍

By Connor
at 2013-03-19T20:35

我的眼睛好像被Michonne砍瞎了……

By Agatha
at 2013-03-21T13:30

這內容怎麼好像之前也有出現過XD

By Daniel
at 2013-03-24T14:02

射惹嗎?

By Daniel
at 2013-03-28T07:54

空白文劣退

By Kama
at 2013-03-30T05:58

你的右手好活潑

By Elvira
at 2013-04-01T05:44

請將內文注音部分改掉謝謝

By William
at 2013-04-04T11:09

閃3 small

By Elvira
at 2013-04-04T20:50

咬別處如何

By Xanthe
at 2013-04-08T04:03

應該有專吃小GG的喪屍吧弱點就是你的兩億

By Yedda
at 2013-04-08T17:31

干我屁事喔!

By Anthony
at 2013-04-11T23:10

閃瞎了@_____@"

By Odelette
at 2013-04-13T18:21

乾我屁事的閃光文

By Daph Bay
at 2013-04-15T06:20

沒這麼嚴重吧大家XDD

By Zanna
at 2013-04-20T01:31

走錯板

By Kumar
at 2013-04-22T20:28

XDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2013-04-24T16:32

原PO有遇過專吃洨的殭屍嗎

By Heather
at 2013-04-29T06:24

.......................

By Zora
at 2013-05-02T03:35

怎麼沒有內容啊?

By Caitlin
at 2013-05-05T11:52

去死

By Brianna
at 2013-05-05T18:47

有笑有推XD

By Joseph
at 2013-05-09T06:43

會幫你咬咬嘛

By Jacky
at 2013-05-09T10:22

廣告一下 star movies 正在作E11

By Kyle
at 2013-05-13T09:05

如果是你打爆她的頭我就推了

By Candice
at 2013-05-16T17:44

你尻爆她的頭我就推回來

By Dorothy
at 2013-05-18T18:15

By Rebecca
at 2013-05-20T18:16

之前那篇沒被噓那麼慘阿~景氣越來越差的關係嗎...?

By Iris
at 2013-05-25T17:15

你個板?

By Kristin
at 2013-05-27T09:18

咬你嗎?

By Puput
at 2013-06-01T07:52

凸

By Ophelia
at 2013-06-02T23:09

說真的，你女友真的那麼快的話，最好的辦法還是去看醫生

By Necoo
at 2013-06-06T04:24

不要盡信偏方，早洩還是得求助泌尿科專科醫師為佳

By James
at 2013-06-09T19:10

不得不噓

By Hamiltion
at 2013-06-14T13:16

幹空白文晚點補噓

By Ophelia
at 2013-06-16T18:46

如果是你打爆她的頭我就推了

By Hardy
at 2013-06-19T23:12

我比較和善，附女友圖就補推XD

By Heather
at 2013-06-20T10:24

你可以用你的小頭拍打她的臉....

By Frederic
at 2013-06-24T21:39

大家的心情被殭屍弄得很緊張你要小心背刺...

By Selena
at 2013-06-27T17:51

呵呵呵

By Catherine
at 2013-06-30T02:06

哈哈一定要變walker才有fu!!

By Agatha
at 2013-07-02T23:03

怎麼你沒變喪屍

By Leila
at 2013-07-04T08:49

你寫了你們很愛咬來咬去，然後呢?

By Carol
at 2013-07-09T03:51

....

By Wallis
at 2013-07-11T07:40

讓我想起當年女友很迷還珠格格的小燕子要扮永琪跟她對話.

By Isabella
at 2013-07-13T02:13

By John
at 2013-07-15T01:09

By Liam
at 2013-07-15T06:56

補血,你跟這篇的作者可以結拜,說不定可以來個四人.....

By Hedda
at 2013-07-18T01:04

...呃...同樂會...?
#1Gt3A9KZ (Zombie)[閒聊] 女朋友看了陰屍路一直咬人

By Steve
at 2013-07-22T01:08

閃屁啊! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-07-24T02:58

打手槍就打手槍何必幻想半天呢

By Irma
at 2013-07-26T03:07

左右手會咬人？

By Ivy
at 2013-07-27T06:04

個板嗎？

By Lydia
at 2013-07-27T22:19

看來女友是戲精呢~果然是平常有在練假高潮..GOOD!

By David
at 2013-07-28T21:13

錯板了吧

By Lydia
at 2013-08-02T18:41

這一篇已經發過了吧你女朋友跟你一樣跳針嗎

By Michael
at 2013-08-06T14:57

你應該拿刀砍她的頭、或是用車門夾頭、用腳踩爆她的頭

By Mary
at 2013-08-07T21:14

XDDDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2013-08-10T18:11

妳的五指姑娘真有戲

By Jacob
at 2013-08-13T16:38

By David
at 2013-08-15T14:19

咬哪裡 ?

By Puput
at 2013-08-19T08:53

這殺小

By Hazel
at 2013-08-20T19:23

By Aaliyah
at 2013-08-25T05:55

By Sandy
at 2013-08-26T15:13

雖然我看了文章也很火大..但是也不用噓成這樣吧..@@a

By Hedda
at 2013-08-30T08:20

空白文

By Victoria
at 2013-09-03T02:57

沒有甚麼好空白文的吧這種文張明顯是來討噓的阿

By Olivia
at 2013-09-08T01:04

原po八成是左右手渡日的它它而已
只好靠噓文來打發時間排遣寂寞，跟本閃不到人的

By Victoria
at 2013-09-08T07:28

也就是說原po寂寞到即便討噓也好這樣才有人理他
真的很可憐

By Lily
at 2013-09-09T06:58

樓上說成這樣....你還是噓他吧

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-09-09T10:11

樓樓上的推文比噓文還狠......

By Caroline
at 2013-09-10T07:00

嗯..要小心一點還是別亂咬吧! 之前新聞才播過女友把她

By Hazel
at 2013-09-12T01:23

男友(因為也是愛玩搞親密<?>)咬成蜂窩性組織炎欸...

By Caroline
at 2013-09-12T22:49

boring........

By Ida
at 2013-09-13T06:51

........................

By Tom
at 2013-09-15T19:52

呵呵...蠻有趣的阿!!

By Ina
at 2013-09-17T01:43

So?

By Mary
at 2013-09-18T10:52

小小小

By Blanche
at 2013-09-18T15:53

嗚嗚嗚

By Noah
at 2013-09-19T04:26

陰虱要看醫生不要這樣玩這樣兩個都會有事

By Audriana
at 2013-09-20T08:35

哪來的聊天文?

By Hedda
at 2013-09-20T11:38

呵呵!

By Edwina
at 2013-09-22T16:06

2閃三小

By Agatha
at 2013-09-26T20:35

XX幫樓上補噓

By Joe
at 2013-09-28T21:47

幫噓

By Erin
at 2013-10-03T12:07

幫

By Heather
at 2013-10-07T02:01

喔?干我屁事

By Ula
at 2013-10-11T13:38

怒噓

By Wallis
at 2013-10-13T05:13

幹嘛這樣我覺得還滿有趣的啊

By Madame
at 2013-10-17T15:29

時間到了在再來

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-10-21T01:08

我覺得OK啊....好酸喔大家

By Lucy
at 2013-10-23T13:04

GOOD!

By Zenobia
at 2013-10-24T06:57

有笑有推女友很可愛

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-10-24T09:45

個板嗎

By Megan
at 2013-10-27T14:03

請充實文章內容

By Heather
at 2013-10-31T07:45

錄過邦需沒內容+1

By Aaliyah
at 2013-11-02T11:20

你的左手好調皮

By Gilbert
at 2013-11-04T16:08

耍屌阿?

By Hedda
at 2013-11-06T06:00

閃屁

By Jake
at 2013-11-06T10:42

原po沒怒掏老納的棒子起渡行屍女友

By Hamiltion
at 2013-11-08T20:12

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2013-11-09T19:54

推一個滿有趣的啊哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-11-12T15:12

好可憐被噓成這樣xdddddddddddddddddddddd

By Wallis
at 2013-11-12T23:05

By John
at 2013-11-16T19:02

肉麻當有趣

By Cara
at 2013-11-18T11:04

給我滾這不是放閃的地方

By Joe
at 2013-11-22T03:11

左轉西斯版，你會獲得更多解決喪屍的辦法

By Cara
at 2013-11-26T23:15

擁有這麼空虛的人生真是替你感到難過好悲哀

跟女友看陰屍路的後遺症... - 殭屍影集

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