軍檢:洪仲丘將體檢表藍單揉至飲料店募款箱 - 香港

By William
at 2013-08-01T00:27

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1H-FSXL_ ]

作者: Faustine9 (叁騷) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [爆卦] 軍檢:洪仲丘將體檢表藍單揉至飲料店募款箱
時間: Wed Jul 31 19:38:04 2013

法官:誰是原告誰是被告

顧立雄:我們是原告

曹金生:錯我們的狀紙在6/27就已經送到了
我們要告洪仲丘亂丟垃圾

洪爸:可是我兒子死了

法官:他兒子死了

曹金生:人都會死了

洪爸:可是我兒子真的是被軍方關禁閉才死了

曹金生:請問你兒子何時被操?

洪爸:6/28~7/3下午

曹金生:請問你兒子死的時間?

洪爸:7/4上午

曹金生:對嗎那干我們屁事
請問法官大人如果你今天叫我去跑全馬我十年八年後死了
我父母可不可以告你謀殺?

法官:這可不行這可不行

曹金生:有結果了吧

法官:可不可以給點提示

曹金生:洪仲丘亂丟垃圾應罰款1200元

法官:洪仲丘亂丟垃圾應罰款1200元

政府:我們不追究

法官:好好
洪仲丘亂丟垃圾本應罰款1200元
念在初犯不與追究
洪爸叫你兒子不要再犯了

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By Kristin
at 2013-08-02T15:16

他下次應該不會再犯了(擦)

By Linda
at 2013-08-03T06:36

有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如= =

By Linda
at 2013-08-04T02:49

忘了補上後面的劇情，後來曹大狀的女兒掉進井裡淹死了

By Victoria
at 2013-08-07T21:47

以上劇情都為電影後續，請曹大狀不要對號入座阿

By Rae
at 2013-08-10T00:47

官哪..........官哪...........

By Andrew
at 2013-08-13T16:50

現在縣令兼狀師你拿什麼跟人家鬥

By Heather
at 2013-08-16T01:41

他下次應該不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Audriana
at 2013-08-17T16:19

我竟然笑了

By Rosalind
at 2013-08-20T15:28

這劇本比軍檢好

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-08-23T11:40

厲害!!!

By Rachel
at 2013-08-25T06:14

ironkyoater:有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如= = +1
人命不是如草芥~~~而是比早上拉出來那陀還不如

By Puput
at 2013-08-28T22:09

蹲在地上那群是？

By David
at 2013-09-01T10:37

真的是完全吻合阿!

By Isla
at 2013-09-05T02:00

可以轉其他版嗎?

By Erin
at 2013-09-06T13:47

金生瀆職

By Regina
at 2013-09-07T14:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2013-09-12T09:16

他以後不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Heather
at 2013-09-13T15:19

好寫實啊

By Olive
at 2013-09-18T15:11

可以

By Iris
at 2013-09-22T18:16

By Bethany
at 2013-09-23T06:06

劇情具現化

By Megan
at 2013-09-25T22:14

如果有影片版會更好,星期六拿出來放

By Jacky
at 2013-09-30T00:48

ironkyoater ：有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如 +1 ＞＂＜

By Kyle
at 2013-10-01T06:04

話說星期六有大螢幕嗎?弄個大螢幕要多少錢啊?

By Genevieve
at 2013-10-05T07:48

推

By Zora
at 2013-10-06T10:48

XDDD星爺的電影就是神!!!

By Andy
at 2013-10-11T05:04

推

By Elizabeth
at 2013-10-14T23:03

好慘(淚

By Madame
at 2013-10-16T17:08

太傳神啦!! 可惜他以後不會再犯....................

By Rosalind
at 2013-10-21T02:33

...淚推

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-10-23T02:03

心酸

By Yedda
at 2013-10-24T20:16

心酸

By Harry
at 2013-10-29T11:59

可不可以給點提示

By Selena
at 2013-11-01T04:51

淚推.........................................

By Charlie
at 2013-11-02T11:29

心酸推

By Emily
at 2013-11-03T10:27

心疼推…

By Eartha
at 2013-11-04T05:33

By Heather
at 2013-11-05T06:44

唉

By Emily
at 2013-11-05T20:30

天啊，第一次看星爺台詞笑不出來。唉唉

By Freda
at 2013-11-09T06:52

威龍闖天關真有梗淚推

By Brianna
at 2013-11-11T06:58

心推酸

By Candice
at 2013-11-12T17:57

辛酸鬼島比星爺的電影還慘

By Harry
at 2013-11-14T03:15

現實比電影還鬼扯悲哀

By Oliver
at 2013-11-14T13:14

推~

By Franklin
at 2013-11-16T23:19

他以後不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Jessica
at 2013-11-17T13:03

心痛推

By Mason
at 2013-11-18T02:03

.......唉死人不會說話為自己解釋..........

By Ina
at 2013-11-18T09:02

周星馳簡直未來人

By Kristin
at 2013-11-18T20:41

可是我兒子死了

By Caroline
at 2013-11-18T22:18

幹你媽這篇寫太好了

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-11-19T03:58

(擦淚)

By Lydia
at 2013-11-21T18:05

心酸

By Jake
at 2013-11-22T15:40

By Rae
at 2013-11-27T10:54

其實現在更適合'官官相衛'...

By Ophelia
at 2013-11-30T19:55

不與追究應該是不予追究或不與他追究

By Lily
at 2013-12-02T23:08

金生到底是檢方還是辯護律師啊？已哭...

By Lily
at 2013-12-07T13:55

很好笑但又很心酸

By Emma
at 2013-12-09T22:09

好悲哀，曹金生在看起訴書時都不會內疚嗎？

By Andy
at 2013-12-10T01:22

唉想知道槽斤升在午夜夢迴時睡得安穩嗎?

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-12-14T20:45

你是相聲人才開廣播吧

By Olivia
at 2013-12-15T00:28

這篇星爺文加了洋蔥

By William
at 2013-12-19T17:50

本來以為只有電影才會友的情節.....哀..

By Jake
at 2013-12-21T08:28

推

By Susan
at 2013-12-24T05:36

好心酸但又想笑

By Rachel
at 2013-12-24T22:05

http://youtu.be/SAiT1MGR9dI

By Valerie
at 2013-12-29T01:27

好難過

By Brianna
at 2014-01-01T08:20

笑不出來QQ

By Tracy
at 2014-01-06T05:15

我想他兒子以後不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Regina
at 2014-01-09T21:33

好險妳先po劇本出來，不然金生就要講這套了

By Lydia
at 2014-01-10T13:15

......................哀

By Ida
at 2014-01-15T01:51

/___\

By Victoria
at 2014-01-16T08:48

心酸

By Ina
at 2014-01-16T19:48

電影裡頭狀師終究良心發現，可嘆現實沒有這麼美好

By Hardy
at 2014-01-19T20:44

可否幫轉HK-movie手機無法轉

By Annie
at 2014-01-24T02:21

官阿

By Brianna
at 2014-01-28T09:11

By Puput
at 2014-01-29T08:30

貼切

By Zenobia
at 2014-02-02T18:56

push

By Jacky
at 2014-02-07T04:41

第一次感受電影裡的荒謬轉變成現實的無奈...

By Charlotte
at 2014-02-08T11:27

曹檢比較適合演法官軍中應該有高人不方便曝光

By Hedy
at 2014-02-10T21:05

笑不出來，因為真的很想掉淚

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-02-13T07:18

幹心酸啊

By Charlotte
at 2014-02-13T16:06

今晚衛視才播

By David
at 2014-02-14T02:37

老公啊這群什麼人啊?

By Edith
at 2014-02-16T08:57

官啊

By Elvira
at 2014-02-21T03:52

山西布政的五千兩在他房裡呀

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-02-21T20:12

實在搞不懂為什麼會有人覺得星爺只會搞笑沒演技

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-02-25T12:24

阿福：大少爺騎車摔到水溝裡啦！！！！！！！！！（哭

By Jacky
at 2014-03-01T14:13

黃小龜:真不懂為什麼別人要叫你無俚頭

By Lily
at 2014-03-05T16:00

佛印：你不懂演戲啊！

By James
at 2014-03-08T05:01

封筆啦老公

By Edwina
at 2014-03-10T13:49

表情做作　略顯浮誇

By Audriana
at 2014-03-14T08:09

這盒飯你沒資格吃!

By Selena
at 2014-03-18T13:00

心酸推這片竟然如此神

By Daph Bay
at 2014-03-21T09:06

這部戲的主旨就是官官相衛, 也很切題.

By Linda
at 2014-03-25T07:46

今天有在網路上看到有人把這段改字幕了?

By Zanna
at 2014-03-25T22:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_7r9TQgh7E

By Eartha
at 2014-03-29T18:12

看到最後一句… 真的只能心酸推了… QAQ

軍檢:洪仲丘將體檢表藍單揉至飲料店募款箱 - 香港

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