軍檢:洪仲丘將體檢表藍單揉至飲料店募款箱 - 電影

By Noah
at 2013-08-01T00:30

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1H-FSXL_ ]

作者: Faustine9 (叁騷) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [爆卦] 軍檢:洪仲丘將體檢表藍單揉至飲料店募款箱
時間: Wed Jul 31 19:38:04 2013

法官:誰是原告誰是被告

顧立雄:我們是原告

曹金生:錯我們的狀紙在6/27就已經送到了
我們要告洪仲丘亂丟垃圾

洪爸:可是我兒子死了

法官:他兒子死了

曹金生:人都會死了

洪爸:可是我兒子真的是被軍方關禁閉才死了

曹金生:請問你兒子何時被操?

洪爸:6/28~7/3下午

曹金生:請問你兒子死的時間?

洪爸:7/4上午

曹金生:對嗎那干我們屁事
請問法官大人如果你今天叫我去跑全馬我十年八年後死了
我父母可不可以告你謀殺?

法官:這可不行這可不行

曹金生:有結果了吧

法官:可不可以給點提示

曹金生:洪仲丘亂丟垃圾應罰款1200元

法官:洪仲丘亂丟垃圾應罰款1200元

政府:我們不追究

法官:好好
洪仲丘亂丟垃圾本應罰款1200元
念在初犯不與追究
洪爸叫你兒子不要再犯了

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Tags: 電影

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By Freda
at 2013-08-02T23:50

他下次應該不會再犯了(擦)

By Donna
at 2013-08-03T14:40

有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如= =

By Agatha
at 2013-08-04T12:09

忘了補上後面的劇情，後來曹大狀的女兒掉進井裡淹死了

By Mary
at 2013-08-07T20:35

以上劇情都為電影後續，請曹大狀不要對號入座阿

By Hazel
at 2013-08-12T20:28

官哪..........官哪...........

By Hedy
at 2013-08-13T23:36

現在縣令兼狀師你拿什麼跟人家鬥

By Mason
at 2013-08-14T21:44

他下次應該不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Iris
at 2013-08-18T21:39

我竟然笑了

By Necoo
at 2013-08-22T13:51

這劇本比軍檢好

By Hazel
at 2013-08-24T14:30

厲害!!!

By Frederic
at 2013-08-26T07:16

ironkyoater:有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如= = +1
人命不是如草芥~~~而是比早上拉出來那陀還不如

By Olga
at 2013-08-30T09:04

蹲在地上那群是？

By Quanna
at 2013-08-30T13:27

真的是完全吻合阿!

By Andy
at 2013-08-31T07:18

可以轉其他版嗎?

By Kama
at 2013-09-02T07:34

金生瀆職

By Jessica
at 2013-09-02T11:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2013-09-06T18:41

他以後不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Damian
at 2013-09-10T00:32

好寫實啊

By Belly
at 2013-09-10T08:26

可以

By Una
at 2013-09-12T16:50

By Thomas
at 2013-09-17T02:11

劇情具現化

By Daniel
at 2013-09-22T00:01

如果有影片版會更好,星期六拿出來放

By Irma
at 2013-09-25T07:43

ironkyoater ：有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如 +1 ＞＂＜

By Jake
at 2013-09-27T17:20

話說星期六有大螢幕嗎?弄個大螢幕要多少錢啊?

By Rosalind
at 2013-10-01T20:37

推

By Genevieve
at 2013-10-06T00:05

XDDD星爺的電影就是神!!!

By Bethany
at 2013-10-07T13:25

推

By Cara
at 2013-10-08T18:44

好慘(淚

By Kumar
at 2013-10-10T14:30

太傳神啦!! 可惜他以後不會再犯....................

By Cara
at 2013-10-14T11:50

...淚推

By Valerie
at 2013-10-15T06:23

心酸

By Kumar
at 2013-10-16T02:21

心酸

By Sandy
at 2013-10-16T03:49

可不可以給點提示

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-10-20T13:51

淚推.........................................

By Genevieve
at 2013-10-25T01:23

心酸推

By Annie
at 2013-10-29T22:16

心疼推…

By Lauren
at 2013-10-31T12:20

By Freda
at 2013-11-03T09:52

唉

By Odelette
at 2013-11-08T05:29

天啊，第一次看星爺台詞笑不出來。唉唉

By Necoo
at 2013-11-11T04:13

威龍闖天關真有梗淚推

By Joseph
at 2013-11-15T11:59

心推酸

By Agnes
at 2013-11-16T00:14

辛酸鬼島比星爺的電影還慘

By Charlotte
at 2013-11-17T15:05

現實比電影還鬼扯悲哀

By Franklin
at 2013-11-22T10:10

推~

By Iris
at 2013-11-24T23:33

他以後不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Jack
at 2013-11-25T12:36

心痛推

By Yuri
at 2013-11-26T15:54

.......唉死人不會說話為自己解釋..........

By Lauren
at 2013-12-01T13:50

周星馳簡直未來人

By Oscar
at 2013-12-04T20:54

可是我兒子死了

By Delia
at 2013-12-05T05:52

幹你媽這篇寫太好了

By William
at 2013-12-07T08:00

(擦淚)

By Iris
at 2013-12-10T18:00

心酸

By Connor
at 2013-12-15T07:15

By Eartha
at 2013-12-20T05:18

其實現在更適合'官官相衛'...

By Iris
at 2013-12-23T05:37

不與追究應該是不予追究或不與他追究

By Vanessa
at 2013-12-27T04:12

金生到底是檢方還是辯護律師啊？已哭...

By Queena
at 2013-12-28T17:38

很好笑但又很心酸

By Victoria
at 2013-12-31T23:04

好悲哀，曹金生在看起訴書時都不會內疚嗎？

By Damian
at 2014-01-04T08:05

唉想知道槽斤升在午夜夢迴時睡得安穩嗎?

By Selena
at 2014-01-07T12:36

你是相聲人才開廣播吧

By Poppy
at 2014-01-09T05:29

這篇星爺文加了洋蔥

By Andy
at 2014-01-09T09:08

本來以為只有電影才會友的情節.....哀..

By Frederica
at 2014-01-12T11:54

推

By Carol
at 2014-01-12T20:27

好心酸但又想笑

By Hedwig
at 2014-01-16T20:18

http://youtu.be/SAiT1MGR9dI

By Liam
at 2014-01-18T09:35

好難過

By Lydia
at 2014-01-19T16:57

笑不出來QQ

By Freda
at 2014-01-22T20:00

我想他兒子以後不會再犯了(擦淚)

By Selena
at 2014-01-26T08:53

好險妳先po劇本出來，不然金生就要講這套了

By Sandy
at 2014-01-28T13:06

......................哀

By Susan
at 2014-01-29T06:14

/___\

By Kumar
at 2014-01-31T17:39

心酸

By Freda
at 2014-02-01T14:05

電影裡頭狀師終究良心發現，可嘆現實沒有這麼美好

By Frederic
at 2014-02-06T13:57

可否幫轉HK-movie手機無法轉

By Frederica
at 2014-02-11T06:26

官阿

By Audriana
at 2014-02-14T23:07

By Brianna
at 2014-02-19T14:14

貼切

By Hazel
at 2014-02-23T02:55

push

By Jessica
at 2014-02-23T17:57

第一次感受電影裡的荒謬轉變成現實的無奈...

By Margaret
at 2014-02-25T22:25

曹檢比較適合演法官軍中應該有高人不方便曝光

By Lydia
at 2014-02-28T20:35

笑不出來，因為真的很想掉淚

By Ophelia
at 2014-03-05T06:29

幹心酸啊

By Edith
at 2014-03-09T21:13

淚推

By Isla
at 2014-03-10T08:56

嘆氣推

By Zenobia
at 2014-03-13T08:54

還以為走錯版了

By Ophelia
at 2014-03-18T05:28

ironkyoater:有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如= =

By Xanthe
at 2014-03-19T15:57

太心酸了

By Erin
at 2014-03-23T15:21

所以才要電影幫我們減輕壓力

By Genevieve
at 2014-03-26T10:01

有影片了... http://youtu.be/1_7r9TQgh7E

By Leila
at 2014-03-27T00:55

好悽慘

By Joe
at 2014-03-29T20:39

唉....

By Liam
at 2014-04-01T10:28

太無聊

By Elma
at 2014-04-04T02:09

推樓樓樓上影片!!!

By Rachel
at 2014-04-07T02:37

把喜劇角色換成認識的人物就笑不出來了...

By Madame
at 2014-04-11T03:10

我看了心也很酸....唉

By Hedda
at 2014-04-12T00:29

影片有點猛

By Damian
at 2014-04-13T13:13

影片看了很心酸~QQ

By Andrew
at 2014-04-13T15:29

好傳神……可是好難過> <

By Madame
at 2014-04-15T05:48

推有時候總覺得人生連電影都不如

By Cara
at 2014-04-17T17:01

我一直以為電影裡是假的....結果真實上演...悲哀

By Bennie
at 2014-04-19T17:54

影片太神了

By Catherine
at 2014-04-20T01:30

可以 https://daxiv.com

軍檢:洪仲丘將體檢表藍單揉至飲料店募款箱 - 電影

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