重要你教(教我愛的一切) EP5 - 日劇
By Andy
at 2011-02-16T16:40
at 2011-02-16T16:40
Table of Contents
※ 原文首發在 TodaErika 板。
(以下有雷)
(要說的話應該算負雷吧,請慎入)
一分鐘看完第五集
夏実───我懷孕了,但我願意放手
修二───我心軟了,於是眼中只剩佐伯
小光───我坦白了,順道捕獲修二我超強
哥哥───我嫉妒了,千錯萬錯都是修二的錯
園田───我流淚了,怎麼辦我連演哭戲都好油
劇情的走向越來越詭異,一直往不對勁的地方展開…
我仍然無法理解劇名的「重要」是指什麼,難道就是緯來說的「愛的一切」?
令人費解。
可以叫三浦順便賞編劇一個大眼白嗎?反正只是被他瞪一下的話,應該不會懷孕。
或許,這是修二第一次…自己愛上了誰 / 上村夏実
延續第一集時的想法──
「在修二與夏実之間,看似主動的夏実其實才是處於戀愛中弱勢地位的人」
與其說他們倆人的愛受到考驗,不如說他們付出的愛根本就不對等到天邊吧?
不禁都懷疑修二宣示的「人生裡不能沒有夏実」只是場面話大王說給夏実聽的場面話罷了
因為他的行為根本和宣言彼此違背嘛,他的保證比紀存希還不值錢!
我難以理解修二。
因為夏実佯裝堅強,所以就不用安慰她了嗎?
因為小光好可憐好孤單,所以聖父開關又無腦的啟動了嗎?
因為夏実總是溫暖的守護他,所以換他去當小光的守護神嗎?
因為以前他是被動的被愛著,而這次是主動的去愛一個人嗎?
我好像有點理解修二他哥了。
修二根本就是被女友和眾人寵出來的人生勝利組吧?也難怪他哥又憎恨又嫉妒…
修二完全就是欠巴,不為最重要的人(未婚妻)設想,卻心心念念在小光身上
那乾脆就讓有殼的蝸牛夾去配給暗戀他已久的蛞蝓吧,兩人根本天造地設。
瞧瞧修二和小光最後的對戲,
竟然還來「音樂驟然停止+高速攝影+人群穿越對視」這種戀愛專用鏡位…
好啦你們這對師生快點在一起,反正大家都知道夏実只有在片尾曲那段才是主役了。
至於夏実,婚禮取消的好!也不要留戀修二了,反正你還有後宮東堂啊!!
不然就趕快回家叫当麻更新 SPEC HOLDER LIST 才是正經事,別讓更多受害者懷孕了。
編劇我不懂你,各種角色各種無理。
夏実這一集怎麼一直上演背後靈戲碼啊?!
第一次,她剛好在校園看見修二被學生言語霸凌
第二次,她剛好在走廊上和眾人一起聽小光暢談回憶錄
第三次,她又剛好在校門口看到未婚夫對小三微笑道早
請問夏実老師是安裝了什麼奇妙的天線不成?不然怎麼次次都能準確地當背後靈捉姦…
說到天線,夏実又不是內建人體GPS的地圖宅女,怎麼會突然出現在醫院找到小光?
但還是看不出來夏実人設中「歸國子女」這一點存在的必要性在哪欸
該不會寫成夏実偷偷瞞著大家飛到美國去生綠卡寶寶吧?!
總之她的背景設定根本沒發揮到。
修二這一集依然好笑,好不容易講了一段比較長的台詞,卻又開始自己打臉:
「可是佐伯的身邊有人陪嗎?如今的佐伯,會有誰也像這樣等著她嗎?」
喔拜託,小光的身邊有超、多、人的好嗎!
修二你每集眼睛都張那麼大,到底是看到哪裡去了?
超愛亂管小光的事的園田和護士每集都像兩尊門神杵在那邊你是沒看見喔?
反之,與小光相比,夏実的身邊只有一個東堂耶,現在到底是誰的身邊比較少人啊拜託!
實在很想把這句話 http://goo.gl/aP6y3 貼在修二額頭上…
小光則是最好笑的存在,回憶錄演的落落長搞的這一切都情有可原似的,但是…
說穿了她根本就是自己跳上去修二的床枕著(哩金變態),明明就有爽到還裝受害者
說穿了她根本就是拍照片仙人跳修二然後撐滿了五集240分鐘,比鞍馬六郎還專業
說什麼想蓋掉骯髒的味道,說什麼想證明不是做夢,然後就把別人的人生搞的一團混亂
結果哭著道歉就好了嗎?難道不用負責嗎?難道不用賠償婚禮取消的違約金嗎(喂
而且背景音樂還絕妙的讓P!NK唱起 Nobody Knows,對啦我真的沒辦法懂妳。
此外,在戲份的編排上,小光的回憶錄會不會太長了?
我都懷疑她這一集的柔焦份量都要比 一十一 在SPEC裡五集的柔焦份量還長了吧…
安達奈緒子編劇,你把獨白回憶錄塞的滿滿的、用回憶撐滿了大半集是什麼狀況?
安達充沒有教過你有一種構圖叫做留白嗎?
國文老師沒有說過有句成語叫做適可而止嗎?
回憶拖那麼久很磨人耐性耶!
最慘的是,這段冗長的回憶還不時穿插二年一班那莫名其妙的溫馨哭哭情節來折磨觀眾
這群從正義魔人瞬間被感化成哭哭大隊的學生們又是怎麼回事?
非常不能理解這群情感豐沛的學生。
半年後。
顯然用鞭子抽安達編劇屁股的兇手還沒抓到,她又打算超展開了嗎…
夏実現況──懷孕七週、取消婚禮
修二現況──即將停職半年
那半年後大概有三種狀況?
1. 夏実已經生了(半年後,懷孕30週就早產?)
2. 夏実快要生了(可是預告裡好像沒有孕婦裝扮…)
3. 夏実不打算生,或是流產、生產不順利等各種狀況。
不管生不生,總之只要讓夏実跟東堂在一起就好,其他隨便。
--------------------------------- 亂入分隔線 -------------------------------
要狗血是吧?不如向淺野大媽致敬 http://goo.gl/gArp9 好了…
半年後,修二用鐵馬載著小光,開始了萬里尋妻之旅
晚上一起露宿時,小光再次傾訴她內心的傷痛,修二摟著她安慰說「妳是個真正的女人」
隔天他們繼續上路,鐵馬卻不小心被大卡車撞了,還好小光只是受了像瑠可一樣的輕傷
但幸運的是,他們剛好在醫院看到一個人默默做產檢的夏実!
兩人終於找到夏実後,到夏実的家裡去敘舊,並請求大腹便便的她一起回東京生活
修二使出大絕,說「夏実,回來吧,像你夢想的一樣,三人一起生活吧!我們一起養他」
小光也放大絕,說「上村老師,回來吧,我會當一個可靠的前輩,好好教他打籃球的」
於是夏実好感動,但一放鬆後就不小心把孩子拉出來,噢不,是生出來了!
然後夏実母愛四溢、要他們抱抱孩子,
還很俗氣地把修二和小光的音節取進去孩子的名字裡
最後是三個人一起在櫻花樹下,抱著孩子散步,櫻花瓣滿天飛揚。
夏実緩緩說出OS:My Dear Lover, You're My Importantest Lover.
(請務必用歸國子女式的純正腔調)
以上如有雷同,大概純屬安達編劇的腦袋壞掉了吧。
BTW, 請忽視那奇特的英文文法XD
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在我單薄的獨木舟裡,我掙扎著要橫穿欲望之海,竟忘了自己也在其中遊戲。
Tagore - Playthings《The Crescent Moon》
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