體積像月球!美政府考慮打造「死星」終極 - 星際大戰

Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2012-12-17T23:20

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"We the People"是真正白宮網站上的一個請願(petition)專頁,也真的有
這一項請願,目前排到27名。

"Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a
Death Star by 2016."

29,540 Signatures

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions/popular/0/2/0/

我只能說美國人實在是非常的無聊。

不過更無聊的應該是報紙:這裡面起碼有一打比死星更重要(至少比較可行)的
議題,而且都排在前面。

1位:「立刻推動立法,處理槍枝管制問題。」這是這兩天大槍擊案的反應。

2位:「讓德州和平脫離美國並成立自治政府。」這底下在死星之前還有六個州,可
見美國人對×獨早就見怪不怪了,天天都在搞。

3位:「法律認定西區浸信教會為仇恨團體。」這是一個很激進的教會,事蹟包括反
同性戀、反猶太等,燒書的事不確定他們有沒有份。好像沒有。

4位:「撤除聯邦法案對大麻的管制,讓各州自行立法規範。」大麻除這條之外還有
兩條,也很熱門。

5位:「重新計票!」不用解釋。

6位:「支持基改食品強制標示」

7位:「撤回歐巴馬健保法案…」

8位:「要求大眾納稅資助的研究產出的期刊論文在線上免費閱覽」

9位:「彈劾歐巴馬,理由如下…

…………………

在這麼多之後,第27名才是:

27位:「掌握資源及撥款,在2016年前開始建造死星。」

後面是詳細列表。

Popular Petitions | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions/popular/0/2/0/
 
1 Immediately address the issue of gun control through the 140,699
introduction of legislation in Congress.
2 Peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United 120,229
States of America and create its own NEW government.
3 Legally recognize Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group. 95,139

4 Remove marijuana from the federal Controlled Substance Act and 70,187
allow the states to decide how they want to regulate it.
5 Recount the election! 65,269

6 Support mandatory labeling of genetically engineered foods (GMOs).51,876

7 Repeal Obamacare. It is killing jobs in this country. Thousands 46,226
have already lost their jobs because of it.
8 Require free access over the Internet to scientific journal 45,760
articles arising from taxpayer-funded research.
9 We request that Obama be impeached for the following reasons. 40,738

10 Support a law protecting states' rights to legalize, regulate and 40,035
tax marijuana like alcohol.
11 outlaw offending prophets of major religions 37,678

12 Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the 37,559
United States of America and create its own NEW government.
13 Peacefully grant the State of Florida to withdraw from the United 35,428
States of America and create its own NEW government.
14 Federally Legalize Marijuana 34,912

15 Remove the monument and not to support any international 34,495
harassment related to this issue against the people of Japan.
16 Not Allow The FDA To Regulate Premium Cigars 34,392

17 Finalize Standards for GLUTEN-FREE Labeling 32,963

18 Peacefully grant the State of Georgia to withdraw from the United 32,551
States of America and create its own NEW government.
19 Support the People of Catalonia in their effort to decide their 32,128
own future
20 Persuade South Korea (the ROK) to accept Japan's proposal on 31,723
territorial dispute over islets.
21 Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the 31,579
United States of America and create its own NEW government.
22 Repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) 30,911

23 Peacefully grant the State of North Carolina to withdraw from the 30,886
United States and create its own NEW government
24 Peacefully grant the State of Alabama to withdraw from the United 30,658
States of America and create its own NEW government.
25 The U.S. Government Must Redress Wrongs Against the Chagossians 29,971

26 Repeal the House of Representatives Resolution 121 to stop 29,872
aggravating int'l harassment by Korean propaganda & lies!
27 Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death 29,540
Star by 2016.

(下略)
 

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從前有個馬鈴薯王國 有個高貴偉大的國王
有的人尊敬他 有的人畏懼他 但有個人敢看不起他不只是一條龍
嘿呵 快出動 去征服 去擺平 嘿呵 快出征 去征服那條龍
嘿呵 快出動(宰了它!轟了它!)嘿呵 快出征 去征服那條龍

:■ Potatoes and Dragons (C)Alphanim France 2004-05 :.

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All Comments

Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2012-12-18T05:54
有笑有推~
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2012-12-18T07:19
真正目的是要中國跟進然後推垮中國財政吧 像雷根那樣
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2012-12-22T16:29
這我倒沒想到 :D 下週中國評論報會不會引用哪個俄國小報
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2012-12-26T13:56
說中國將建造「龍星」比照辦理 :P
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-12-29T19:34
我也覺得跟當年星戰計畫一樣 唬對手用的
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2012-12-30T12:42
好了根本沒有啦 只是有人夠閒上請願網把他炒熱而已
你看前面那26條每條連署都比他多 哪條成真了

金魁剛大戰畢凱艦長

Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2012-12-15T20:19
金魁剛大戰畢凱艦長…金魁剛有聲撲滿大戰畢凱艦長公仔 http://youtu.be/BT3YoCWZGog 超慘的,不想聽Norton虎爛請跳到2m30s處開始播放 XD   -- 從前有個馬鈴薯王國 有個高貴偉大的國王 有的人尊敬他 有的人畏懼他 但有個人敢看不起他不只是一條龍 嘿呵 快出動 去征服 去 ...

看完星際大戰六部曲與魔戒

Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2012-12-14T23:11
: 推 rkl3329:預言中平衡原力的不是Luke嗎? 12/14 22:52 : → owenkuo:那就是EU的描寫了^^ 這篇回文一開始有說先略談EU 12/14 22:54 : → owenkuo:個人認為Ep6最後的演出只 ...

看完星際大戰六部曲與魔戒

Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2012-12-14T22:41
一些不同意見,當然也包括個人看SW電影的腦補,請參考。 會提到沙士比亞的and#34;馬克白(Macbeth)and#34;的捏他巴雷.....:p 如果怕被這17世紀的故事劇透的話、 另外也會提到LOTR的少量劇情,總之有顧慮捏它的話,請斟酌服用本文。 以下提到的盡量以SW六部真人電影為主(略過不談EU) ...

不知道星戰七會不會改掉一些設計

Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2012-12-14T18:38
我說的不是設定之類的,而是反派的營造方式 最近重看了一下6部曲 看到反派方一直照著好萊鎢英雄公式走實在很痛苦 反正不是打不到主角群,就是想拘捕然後老馬被殺翻 弄得小兵好像不只沒受過訓練,連腦袋都有問題就是了 有點想替他們抱屈... 一點心得 -- 人類持續 ...

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Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2012-12-14T16:09
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