102-part 01 - 六人行

102 - The One With the Sonogram at the End - PART 01

Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Transcribed by: guineapig

[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]

Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us,
kissing is as important as any part of it.

Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?

Phoebe: Oh, yeah!

Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Monica: Absolutely.

Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to
sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian,
it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over,
no matter how great the show was,
you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know?
I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...
basically just trying to stay awake.

Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.
Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home,
listening to that album alone.

Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?

Opening Credits

[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha)
are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]

Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that-
mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?

Marsha: Well, she has issues.

Ross: Does she.

Marsha: He's out banging other women over the head with a club,
while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell
out of the carpet!

Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like
'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?

Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and
is standing outstide the exhibit.)

Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No.

Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!

Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh,
catch up with you in the Ice Age.

(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)

Ross:Hi.

Carol: So.

Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.

Carol: Sorry. You look good too.

Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect...
So what's new? Still, uh...

Carol: A lesbian?

Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?

Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-

Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?

Carol: I'm pregnant.

Ross: Pregnant?!

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