102 - The One With the Sonogram at the End - PART 01
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Transcribed by: guineapig
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us,
kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to
sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian,
it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over,
no matter how great the show was,
you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know?
I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...
basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.
Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home,
listening to that album alone.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha)
are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]
Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that-
mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?
Marsha: Well, she has issues.
Ross: Does she.
Marsha: He's out banging other women over the head with a club,
while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell
out of the carpet!
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like
'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and
is standing outstide the exhibit.)
Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No.
Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh,
catch up with you in the Ice Age.
(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)
Ross:Hi.
Carol: So.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect...
So what's new? Still, uh...
Carol: A lesbian?
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Ross: Pregnant?!
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Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Transcribed by: guineapig
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us,
kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica: Absolutely.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to
sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian,
it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over,
no matter how great the show was,
you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know?
I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...
basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.
Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home,
listening to that album alone.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha)
are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]
Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that-
mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?
Marsha: Well, she has issues.
Ross: Does she.
Marsha: He's out banging other women over the head with a club,
while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell
out of the carpet!
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like
'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and
is standing outstide the exhibit.)
Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No.
Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh,
catch up with you in the Ice Age.
(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)
Ross:Hi.
Carol: So.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect...
So what's new? Still, uh...
Carol: A lesbian?
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Ross: Pregnant?!
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