102 The One With the Sonogram at the End - PART 06
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about
what to name the baby.]
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Ross: Thank you!
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Ross: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?
Susan: It's my baby too.
Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really?
Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting
Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,
so they'll wind up calling her Geller,
then he gets his way!
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way?
Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined
this moment in my life being,
this is not my way- y'know what?
Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!
How are we today? Any nausea?
All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.
Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be,
but.. thanks for sharing.
(To Carol) Uh, lie back..
Ross: You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go.
I don't- I don't think I can be involved
in this particular thing right now.
(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear.
He returns and stares at it.)
Ross: Oh my God.
Susan: Look at that.
Carol: I know.
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment,
everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.
Rachel is on the phone.]
Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I dunno, but..
I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left,
and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Ross: Then don't do that, alright?
Phoebe: Okay!
Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)
Monica. Whaddya think?
Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Monica: No.
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Monica: Am not!
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel.
Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today.
Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me.
No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy,
I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know,
if-if everything works out,
and you guys end up getting married
and having kids- and everything-
I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
(Slams the phone down.)
(To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot,
but I feel so much better now.
End
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看來討論的熱烈程度與發文時間不太相關
下集還是恢復為週六發文 下週是7/16
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[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about
what to name the baby.]
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Ross: Thank you!
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Ross: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?
Susan: It's my baby too.
Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really?
Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting
Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,
so they'll wind up calling her Geller,
then he gets his way!
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way?
Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined
this moment in my life being,
this is not my way- y'know what?
Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!
How are we today? Any nausea?
All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.
Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be,
but.. thanks for sharing.
(To Carol) Uh, lie back..
Ross: You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go.
I don't- I don't think I can be involved
in this particular thing right now.
(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear.
He returns and stares at it.)
Ross: Oh my God.
Susan: Look at that.
Carol: I know.
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment,
everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.
Rachel is on the phone.]
Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I dunno, but..
I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left,
and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Ross: Then don't do that, alright?
Phoebe: Okay!
Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)
Monica. Whaddya think?
Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Monica: No.
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Monica: Am not!
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel.
Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today.
Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me.
No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy,
I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know,
if-if everything works out,
and you guys end up getting married
and having kids- and everything-
I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
(Slams the phone down.)
(To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot,
but I feel so much better now.
End
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看來討論的熱烈程度與發文時間不太相關
下集還是恢復為週六發文 下週是7/16
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