103-part 01 - 六人行

103-1

PHOEBE: (ENTERING) Hi guys!
嗨，大夥們

ALL: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
嘿，菲碧！嗨！

ROSS: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?
嘿，喔，喔，進行的怎樣？

PHOEBE: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said
'We should do this again!'
嗯，不怎麼樣。他陪我一起走去地鐵站，然後說「我們應該再來一次」！

ALL: Ohh. Ouch.
喔喔

RACHEL: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
怎麼了？他說「我們應該再來一次」，這是好事對吧？

MONICA: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means
'You will never see me naked'.
呃，不對。廣義來說「我們應該再來一次」表示「你別想看到我脫光了」。

RACHEL: Since when?
怎麼這樣？

JOEY: Since always. It's like dating language.
Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
一直都是這樣啊，就像是約會的語言。
知道嗎，就像「不是你的錯」代表「就是你的錯」

CHANDLER: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means
'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics
and complaining about them to you'.
或者「你真是個好人」表示「我要跟穿皮衣的酒鬼約會，
然後跟你抱怨他們的事」

PHOEBE: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means
'Ha, ha, I already am'.
或者，或者，知道嗎，嗯，「我們應該試試跟別人約會」表示
「哈哈，我已經在做了」

RACHEL: And everybody knows this?
大家都知道？

JOEY: Yeah. Cushions the blow.
對啊，減低傷害衝擊

CHANDLER: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid,
and your parents put your dog to sleep,
and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
對啊，就像是你小時候，你父母把你的狗安樂死了之後，
他們會跟你說牠去某個農場生活了

ROSS: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did,
uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
真有趣，那可不一定，因為，呃，我爸媽真的是這樣，
呃，把我們的狗送去農場了

MONICA: Uh, Ross.
呃，羅斯

ROSS: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut?
The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm,
they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase
and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!
什麼？什...哈囉？康乃狄克州的米勒農場？
米勒家，他們有個不可思議的農場，他們有馬，還有，
還有兔子可以讓牠追來追去，還有那裡...有...喔，天啊，奇奇！

(INTRO)
片頭

SCENE 1: CHANDLER AND JOEY'S APARTMENT.
(JOEY IS REHEARSING A PART;
CHANDLER READS THE OTHER PART FROM A SCRIPT)
錢德和喬伊的公寓 （喬伊正在練習角色；錢德幫他唸劇本上另一個角色）

CHANDLER: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
「知道自己的死期是什麼感覺啊？」

JOEY: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over.
But you'll have to live with the knowledge that
you sent an honest man to die."
「典獄長，再過五分鐘我的痛苦就結束了，
但你永遠要背負著殺死一個正人君子的罪名活著」

CHANDLER: Hey, that was really good!
嘿，演的真不錯！

JOEY: Thanks! Let's keep going.
謝了！我們繼續吧

CHANDLER: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
好，「那，你想要怎樣，戴蒙，啊？」

JOEY: "I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
「我只想回我的牢房，因為在我房裡，我可以抽菸」

CHANDLER: "Smoke away."
「儘管抽吧」

(JOEY TAKES OUT A PACKET OF CIGARETTES AND A LIGHTER.
HE FUMBLES AND DROPS THE LIGHTER.
THEN HE LIGHTS A CIGARETTE, TAKES A DRAG AND COUGHS)
(喬伊拿出一包菸與打火機，他笨拙的弄掉了打火機，
然後又點了香菸，吸一口結果猛咳)

CHANDLER: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
我想這就是為什麼戴蒙要自己在房裡抽菸了

JOEY: What?
為什麼？

CHANDLER: Relax your hand!
手放鬆

(JOEY LETS HIS WRIST GO LIMP)
(喬伊把手腕放到最鬆)

CHANDLER: Not so much!
太鬆了啦！

JOEY: Whoah!
喔！

CHANDLER: Hey!
嘿！

JOEY: Hey!
嘿！

CHANDLER: Alright, now try taking a puff.
好吧，現在試著吸一口

(JOEY TRIES AND VISIBLY WINCES)
(喬伊嘗試了，結果臉明顯的抽蓄)

CHANDLER: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
好吧...好，不對，把菸給我

JOEY: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
不不不，我不會給你菸的

CHANDLER: It's fine, it's fine.
Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
沒關係，沒關係啦，聽著，你到底想不想要這角色？來啦

(JOEY RELUCTANTLY GIVES HIM THE CIGARETTE)
(喬伊不情願的把菸給了他)

CHANDLER: Don't think of it as a cigarette.
Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand.
When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
別把它當作一根香菸，想像它是你手指欠缺的一部分，
當你拿著它，你覺得很棒，你覺得你很完整

JOEY: Y'miss it?
你很想念它？

CHANDLER: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke.
(TAKES A PUFF) Oh.. my.. God. (CONTINUES TO SMOKE)
沒，沒那麼想。好，現在抽一口 (吸一口)
喔...老天... (一直吸下去)



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