103-part 05 - 六人行

103 The One With the Thumb - PART 05


SCENE 6: IRIDIUM (AGAIN, MONICA AND PAULA AT WORK)

MONICA: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?

PAULA: No.

MONICA: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.

PAULA: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here?
All right, a cow got through!

MONICA: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what?
I just don't feel the thing.
I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.

PAULA: Honey.. you should always feel the thing.
Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!

MONICA: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.

PAULA: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.

MONICA: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.

(CUT TO CENTRAL PERK, WHERE JOEY AND ROSS ARE PERSECUTING CHANDLER)

JOEY: Do you have any respect for your body?

ROSS: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?

CHANDLER: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys
and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.
The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

RACHEL: (WITH PHONE) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.

CHANDLER: Really? He does? (TAKES PHONE) Hey, buddy, what's up!
Oh, she told you about that, huh.
Well, yeah, I have one now and then.
Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,
.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before.
Well, okay, thanks!
(HANDS BACK THE PHONE AND STUBS OUT HIS CIGARETTE)

RACHEL: (TO ROSS, WHO HAS WANDERED UP) God, he's good.

ROSS: If only he were a woman.

RACHEL: Yeah.

(THEY GIVE EACH OTHER A DUBIOUS LOOK)

(CUT TO THE GANG MINUS MONICA AND JOEY WATCHING LAMBCHOP AT RACHEL+ MONICA'S)

CHANDLER: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock?
If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.

ROSS: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (DOES SO)

(ENTER MONICA)

MONICA: Hey. Where's Joey?

CHANDLER: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.
Do you think that was wrong?

RACHEL: I think he's across the hall.

MONICA: Thanks. (GOES TO FETCH HIM)

ROSS: (FINISHES CHANGING CHANDLER'S NICOTINE PATCH) There y'go.

CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.

ROSS: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?

PHOEBE: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?

ROSS: Hey, I might!

PHOEBE: Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me
seven thousand dollars for the thumb.

ALL: You're kidding. Oh my God.

PHOEBE: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.
...What is up with the universe?!

JOEY: (DRAGGED IN BY MONICA. HE HAS JUST COME OUT OF THE SHOWER)
What's going on?

MONICA: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.

JOEY: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..

RACHEL: Uh, Joey..

JOEY: Oh, God! (HURRIEDLY CLOSES HIS KNEES)

MONICA: (TURNS OFF TV) Okay..

ALL: Oh! That was Lambchop!

MONICA: Please, guys, we have to talk.

PHOEBE: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.

MONICA: Alright, we have to talk.

PHOEBE: There it is!

MONICA: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh..
I've decided to break up with Alan.

(THEY ALL GASP AND CLUTCH EACH OTHER)

ROSS: Is there somebody else?

MONICA: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.

RACHEL: We didn't change..

JOEY: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?

PHOEBE: You know.. you let your guard down,
you start to really care about someone,
and I just- I- (CHEWS HER HAIR)

MONICA: Look, I- I could go on pretending-

JOEY: Okay!

MONICA: -but that wouldn't be fair to me,
it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!

ROSS: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know,
the way they were.

MONICA: I'm sorry..

CHANDLER: (SARCASTIC) Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!

RACHEL: (TEARFUL) I just can't believe this!
I mean, with the holidays coming up-
I wanted him to meet my family-

MONICA: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.

ALL: Oh, yeah! Right!

MONICA: Are you guys gonna be okay?

ROSS: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.

MONICA: (DUBIOUS) I understand.

(CUT TO MONICA TELLING ALAN IN A RESTAURANT)

ALAN: Wow.

MONICA: I'm, I'm really sorry.

ALAN: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.

MONICA: Relieved?

ALAN: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you..
I just can't stand your friends.

(CLOSING CREDITS)

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怎麼一幕裡面跳了好幾個場景
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