104-part 04 - 六人行

104 The One With George Stephanopoulos- PART 04

SCENE 4: THE GUYS AT THE GAME (TRYING TO FIND THEIR SEATS)

ROSS: (SQUEEZING PAST PEOPLE) Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh.

CHANDLER: What? There was ice there that night with Carol?
Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?

ROSS: No, actually I was just saying it looks like
we're not sitting together. But now you mention it,
there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...

JOEY: C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.

(CUT TO THE GIRLS)

MONICA: You should feel great about yourself!
You're doing this amazing independence thing!

RACHEL: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything.
And for what?

PHOEBE: You are just like Jack.

RACHEL: ...Jack from downstairs?

PHOEBE: No, Jack and the Beanstalk.

MONICA: Ah, the other Jack.

PHOEBE: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something,
but then he got those magic beans.
And then he woke up, and there was this,
this big plant outside his window,
full of possibilities and stuff..
And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..

RACHEL: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow,
I gave up an orthodontist.
Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-

PHOEBE: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

RACHEL: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear.
It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like-

PHOEBE: Floopy?

RACHEL: Yeah.

MONICA: So what, you're not the only one.
I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going.
You've just gotta figure at some point
it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.

PHOEBE: Oh, like that's a word.

RACHEL: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?

MONICA: ...Pheebs?

PHOEBE: Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.

RACHEL: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans?
I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?

(CUT TO THE GAME)

ROSS: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!

CHANDLER: (TO ROSS) See buddy, that's all you need,
a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.

ROSS: Pass it! Pass it!

CHANDLER: He's open!

ALL: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

(THE PLAYER SHOOTS. THE PUCK FLIES OFF THE RINK AND HITS ROSS IN
THE FACE. CHANDLER LOOKS CONCERNED, UNTIL HE NOTICES...)

CHANDLER: Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!

(CHANDLER AND JOEY HOLD UP THE PUCK AND WAVE AT THE TV THING)

(AD BREAK)




SCENE 5: EMERGENCY ROOM (CHANDLER AND JOEY LEADING ROSS IN)

CHANDLER: (TO RECEPTIONIST)'Scuse me.

RECEPTIONIST: (HOLDS UP HER HAND- SHE IS ON THE PHONE)
It says to call this number if you're not
completely satisfied with this candy bar.
Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

CHANDLER: Listen, it's kind of an emergency.
Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

RECEPTIONIST: (TO PHONE) Hold on. (TO CHANDLER)
Fill these out, sit over there. (TOSSES HIM SOME FORMS)

ROSS: (JUMPS TO HIS FEET) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay,
but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.

RECEPTIONIST: Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

JOEY: Well, how long do you think it'll be?

RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Any minute now.

ROSS: Hey, this- (SHE GIVES HIM A LOOK AND THE GUYS BACK OFF) Heyy...

(CUT TO THE GIRLS)

RACHEL: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.

MONICA: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (A KNOCK AT THE DOOR)

PIZZA GUY (OUTSIDE): Pizza guy.

RACHEL: Thank God. Food. (SHE GOES TO GET IT)

MONICA: Phoebe?

PHOEBE: What?

MONICA: Do you have a plan?

PHOEBE: I don't even have a 'pl'.

PIZZA GUY: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?

RACHEL: (MISERABLE) No, no, that's not what we ordered...
We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.

PIZZA GUY: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos'?
Man, my dad's gonna kill me!

MONICA: (LEAPS THE COUCH AND RUNS UP) Wait!
Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos'?

PIZZA GUY: Yeah. This one goes across the street,
I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!

MONICA: Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with
curiously intelligent good looks?

PIZZA GUY: Yeah, that sounds about right.

MONICA: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?

PHOEBE: And-and a power tie?

PIZZA GUY: No, pretty much just a towel.

MONICA: (STAGGERED) Oh God.

PIZZA GUY: So you guys want me to take this back?

MONICA: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!

(RACHEL PAYS HIM. MONICA GRABS SOME BINOCULARS AND RUNS TO THE WINDOW)

RACHEL: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?

PHOEBE: Big Bird's friend.

MONICA: I see pizza!

PHOEBE: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see!
(RUNS UP AND TAKES THE BINOCULARS)

RACHEL: Hello? Who are we spying on?

MONICA: White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy?
The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?

RACHEL: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!

PHOEBE: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.

MONICA: Please tell me it's his mother.

PHOEBE: Definitely not his mother.

MONICA: Oh, no...

PHOEBE: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking..
she's walking.. she's going for the pizza-
(YELLS) Hey, that's not for you, bitch!

(PHOEBE COVERS HER MOUTH WITH HER HAND AND WALKS AWAY FROM THE WINDOW)


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