※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent- PART 04
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross.
An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine
and begins loading it with her things.]
[場景：洗衣店，瑞秋在那等羅斯。一個老女人把瑞秋在機器上的衣服拿開，
把自己的衣服裝進去]
Woman: Comin' through. Move, move.
別擋路，借過，借過
Rachel: Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
喔，對不起，這台機器是我在用的
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
是嗎，啊，你沒有在用啊
Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
但我有佔了。我把籃子放在上面。
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty.
Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
喔，很抱歉，那是你的籃子啊？看起來很漂亮。很不幸的，沒放洗衣粉。
Rachel: What?
什麼？
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
這樣不算數，好嗎？
(Ross arrives.)
(羅斯到了)
Ross: What's goin' on?
怎麼了嗎？
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
嗨，呃，沒事。那可怕的女人搶了我的機器。
Ross: Was your basket on top?
你有放籃子嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
有啊，但是，沒放洗衣粉
Ross: So?
所以？
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
呃，你知道，那樣不算數
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.
(to woman) That's my friend's machine.
洗衣粉？對不起，給我等一下。(對那女人)這是我朋友的機器。
Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.
嘿嘿嘿，她東西沒放進去。
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
嘿嘿嘿，規則不是這樣，你知道的。
(The woman and Ross stare at each other.
Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
(那女人和羅斯互瞪。最後她把東西拿出來離開了)
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over.
Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
(對圍觀的群眾) 好啦，謝謝收看。沒什麼好看的了。
(對瑞秋) 好，來洗衣服吧。
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
真是太厲害了。我連在餐廳退湯都不敢。
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...
Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
呃，那是因為你是個體貼，溫柔，呃...
你有，呃，你有..喔，嘿，呃，你需要洗衣粉吧
(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.)
(羅斯拿出一大盒的洗衣粉)
Rachel: What's that?
那是什麼？
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
污博士。新發售、德國進口，去汙力超強
(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)
(瑞秋開始把衣服放進去)
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
瑞秋，你要呃，你要把這些給分開？
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz?
I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts
and another machine for pants?
喔天啊。喔，我像是個完全的洗衣白痴吧？
我是說，我是不是要用一台洗襯衫，另一台來洗褲子呢？
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
瑞秋，你以前從來沒洗過嗎？
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have.
Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
呃，沒洗過，但我認識洗衣服的人。
好吧，你發現了。這是我的洗衣初體驗。
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle.
Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites,
a whole nother machine for colors,
and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates,
and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
呃，好，別擔心，我會用輕柔模式。
好的，恩，基本上你要用一台洗你的白色衣物，
另外一台用來洗彩色的，第三台洗你的，呃，你的呃，貼身衣物，
就是你的胸罩還有內..衣褲。
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross)
Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties.
Would they go with whites or delicates?
(拿著一雙內褲在羅斯前面晃) 好吧，那，這些白色的棉質內褲咧？
要跟白色還是貼身的一起？
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
(顯然很緊張) 呃，那，那，那你得自己決定了
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105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent- PART 04
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross.
An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine
and begins loading it with her things.]
[場景：洗衣店，瑞秋在那等羅斯。一個老女人把瑞秋在機器上的衣服拿開，
把自己的衣服裝進去]
Woman: Comin' through. Move, move.
別擋路，借過，借過
Rachel: Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
喔，對不起，這台機器是我在用的
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
是嗎，啊，你沒有在用啊
Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
但我有佔了。我把籃子放在上面。
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty.
Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
喔，很抱歉，那是你的籃子啊？看起來很漂亮。很不幸的，沒放洗衣粉。
Rachel: What?
什麼？
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
這樣不算數，好嗎？
(Ross arrives.)
(羅斯到了)
Ross: What's goin' on?
怎麼了嗎？
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
嗨，呃，沒事。那可怕的女人搶了我的機器。
Ross: Was your basket on top?
你有放籃子嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
有啊，但是，沒放洗衣粉
Ross: So?
所以？
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
呃，你知道，那樣不算數
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.
(to woman) That's my friend's machine.
洗衣粉？對不起，給我等一下。(對那女人)這是我朋友的機器。
Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.
嘿嘿嘿，她東西沒放進去。
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
嘿嘿嘿，規則不是這樣，你知道的。
(The woman and Ross stare at each other.
Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
(那女人和羅斯互瞪。最後她把東西拿出來離開了)
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over.
Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
(對圍觀的群眾) 好啦，謝謝收看。沒什麼好看的了。
(對瑞秋) 好，來洗衣服吧。
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
真是太厲害了。我連在餐廳退湯都不敢。
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...
Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
呃，那是因為你是個體貼，溫柔，呃...
你有，呃，你有..喔，嘿，呃，你需要洗衣粉吧
(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.)
(羅斯拿出一大盒的洗衣粉)
Rachel: What's that?
那是什麼？
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
污博士。新發售、德國進口，去汙力超強
(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)
(瑞秋開始把衣服放進去)
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
瑞秋，你要呃，你要把這些給分開？
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz?
I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts
and another machine for pants?
喔天啊。喔，我像是個完全的洗衣白痴吧？
我是說，我是不是要用一台洗襯衫，另一台來洗褲子呢？
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
瑞秋，你以前從來沒洗過嗎？
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have.
Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
呃，沒洗過，但我認識洗衣服的人。
好吧，你發現了。這是我的洗衣初體驗。
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle.
Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites,
a whole nother machine for colors,
and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates,
and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
呃，好，別擔心，我會用輕柔模式。
好的，恩，基本上你要用一台洗你的白色衣物，
另外一台用來洗彩色的，第三台洗你的，呃，你的呃，貼身衣物，
就是你的胸罩還有內..衣褲。
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross)
Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties.
Would they go with whites or delicates?
(拿著一雙內褲在羅斯前面晃) 好吧，那，這些白色的棉質內褲咧？
要跟白色還是貼身的一起？
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
(顯然很緊張) 呃，那，那，那你得自己決定了
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