106-part 02 - 六人行

106 - The One With the Butt - PART 02

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]

Chandler: Hey, kids.

All: Hey.

Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion,
and this is... just a line.

Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds
and you haven't asked me how my date went.

Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?

Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her.
She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...

(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk
is denoted by italics.）
（因BBS無法顯現斜體字，故以亮白色表示）

Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block.
So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...
I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry.
What about you? Tell me one of your stories.

Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right,
and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn...
just for the hell of it.

Chandler: We talked 'til like two.
It was this perfect evening... more or less.

Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.

Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?

Aurora: 'We' would be me and Rick.

Joey: Who's Rick?

Chandler: Who's Rick?

Aurora: My husband.

All: Ooooohhh.

Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?

Aurora: No.

Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?

Aurora: No, I'm still married.

Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel
about you sitting here with me?
...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg
you can count the change in my pocket?

Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really,
he's okay with Ethan.

Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?

Aurora: Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.

All: What?!
什麼？！

Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh,
what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having
if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?

Aurora: I suppose mainly sexual.

Chandler: ...Hm.

Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Chandler: What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday.
Didn't you listen to the story?

Monica: Didn't you listen to the story?
I mean, this is twisted!
How could you get involved with a woman like this?

Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too,
but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff:
all the fun, all the talking, all the sex;
and none of the responsibility.
I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!

Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?

Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.

Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else
who's going out with someone else?

Joey: I couldn't do it.

Monica: Good for you, Joey.

Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that
I'm going out with more people than she is.

Ross: Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept.
I mean, anthropologically speaking-

(They all pretend to fall asleep.)

Ross: Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.

Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!

All: Yeah! C'mon!

Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-

(They all fall asleep again.)

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