106-part 04 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning,
Monica is getting the door.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，隔天早上，莫妮卡開門]

Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
來了，來了，來了...

(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
（喬伊拿著莫妮卡的報紙進來交給她）

Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
拿去。我想要借一點潤膚乳液。

Monica: For what?
幹嘛用？

Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day!
你覺得咧？今天是大日子！

Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want,
just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
喔，天啊。好吧，進去浴室裡面，你想用什麼就用，
別告訴我你在裡面做了什麼

Joey: Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom.)
謝啦！（他走進浴室裡）

(Chandler enters with the phone.)
（錢德拿著話筒進來）

Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
喬伊呢？他媽打電話來

Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
他在浴室裡。我想你別進去比較好！

Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates!
(He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.)
My eyes!! My eyes!!
拜託，我們是室友耶！（他走進浴室裡，尖叫，跑了出來）
我瞎了！！我瞎了！！

Monica: I warned you...
我警告過囉...

(Rachel enters from her room.)
（瑞秋從房間出來）

Rachel: Who is being loud?
是誰那麼吵啊？

Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica.
Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things,
Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
喔，應該是莫妮卡。嘿，聽著，我想要借一些東西，
歐若拉在這過夜，我好想幫他做份早餐。

Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
喔，你分到一整晚啊？

Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan,
so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
對啊，呃，我只剩二十分鐘就換伊森了，那，你知道...（他開始翻冰箱）

Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
唔，我好像聽到一點點怨念喔？

Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay?
Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments
that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?
Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.
And I've just wasted about thirty-five of them
talking to you people, so,
uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?
(He has armloads of stuff.)
不，哪有怨念，相信我，這很值得，好嗎？
你知道在一段關係中，總是會有幾個你會一輩子都記得的關鍵時刻，
跟歐若拉的每一秒都是那樣...
而我剛剛浪費了三十五秒來跟你們幾個講話，所以，
呃...莫妮卡，幫我開個門好嗎？(他滿手都是材料)

Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler?
Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you
to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...
But I'm not gonna do that.
當然。喔，嗯，錢德？知道，以前的莫妮卡會..
會提醒你要用塑膠刷來清洗鐵氟龍鍋...但我不打算要說

(She opens the door and he leaves.)
（她開門他離開）

[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]
[場景：某電影佈景，喬伊進場準備拍攝]

Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl!
(He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready?
（電話中）...可惡，就用她吧！
（他掛掉電話）好吧，大家準備好了嗎？

Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.
呃，聽著，我只想要謝謝你給我這麼棒的機會

Director: Lose the robe.
脫掉浴袍

Joey: Me?
我？

Director: That would work.
這樣才能拍

Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.)
And the robe is lost.
對，好，脫掉浴袍（他脫掉浴袍）浴袍脫掉了

Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.
Let's roll it.. water's working (The shower starts)..
and... action.
很好，大夥們，我們要一次把它解決，拜託囉。
開始錄...開始放水（蓮蓬頭開始出水）..好...開始演。

(Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)
(喬伊開始以一種猙獰、毅然的表情沖著澡)

Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
好..卡。嘿，屁股男，你到底在做什麼？

Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering.
呃，我..我在沖澡

Director: No, that was clenching.
不，你在擠屁股

Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know?
I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...
I think his butt would be angry here.
喔。好，依我的想法，他非常生氣，是吧？
我是說，他老婆死了，弟弟又失蹤...我想在這他的屁股要生氣

Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch.
Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut.
What was that?
我想他的屁股會想在午餐前拍完這個鏡頭。
再來一次，開始錄...開始放水...開始演...再卡。又怎麼了？

Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
我想表達沉默的絕望心情。但如果你一定要問...



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