108-part 03 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to her father.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，莫妮卡正在跟爸爸說話]

Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes-
我剛剛在想，等我的時候到了...

Monica: Dad!
爸！

Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
聽好了！等我的時候到了，我想要被埋在海裡。

Monica: You what?
你想怎樣？

Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
我想要被埋在海裡，看起來很有趣。

Monica: Define fun.
什麼叫有趣。

Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it!
You'll rent a boat, pack a lunch...
拜託，你們那天會很盡興的！你們會租艘船，帶點午餐...

Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water...
Gee, that does sound fun.
...然後我們把你的屍體丟進水裡...天啊，聽起來真好玩

Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says
'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone,
they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
大家都以為很瞭解我。大家都說「傑克蓋勒，很好猜的人。」
也許等我過世之後，他們會說：「海葬啊！哈！」

Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
他們大概是會這麼說。

Mr. Geller: I'd like that.
我喜歡那樣。

[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
[場景：錢德的辦公室，雪莉在喝咖啡;錢德進來]

Chandler: Hey, gorgeous.
嘿，美女。

Shelley: (sheepish) Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um-
（羞怯貌）嘿，聽著，昨天我真的很抱歉，我，嗯...

Chandler: No, nono, don't- don't worry about it.
Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.
不，不不，別...別擔心這個。相信我，顯然別人都會犯相同的錯誤。

Shelley: Oh! Okay! Phew!
喔！好吧！呼！

Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
那，呃...你覺得我到底哪裡不對？

Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
不知道，呃...你就是有種...

Chandler: ...Quality, right, great.
...特質，對，很好

Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell
would've made a great couple.
知道嗎，這好可惜，因為你跟洛爾會是很棒的一對

Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell,
that's who you saw me with?
洛爾？財務部的洛爾，他是你要幫我約的人？

Shelley: What? He's cute!
怎麼了？他很可愛啊！

Chandler: Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll.
好，很好...為什麼不是出納部的布萊恩

Shelley: Is Brian...?
布萊恩是...？

Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is,
if you were gonna set me up with someone,
I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.
不是！呃，不知道啦！重點是，如果你想幫我配對的話，
我想說你會介紹像他那樣的人。

Shelley: Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.
呃，我覺得布萊恩有點超出你的能力了。

Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian?
Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
不好意思？你不覺得我可以配的上布萊恩那型？
因為我絕對配的上布萊恩那型。相信我... 我真的不是啦

[Scene: Nana's Bedroom, Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet.]
[場景：奶奶房間，羅斯從櫃子拿出一件洋裝]

Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one?
(捧著從櫃子裡拿出來的洋裝）這件呢？

Aunt Lillian: No.
不行

Ross: I have shown you everything we have.
Unless you want your mother to spend eternity
in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy.
我把每一件都給你們看過了。除非你們想要你媽穿著那套檸檬黃的褲裝長眠，
將就一下酒紅色吧。

Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us
it's the wrong one.
知道嗎，不管我們挑哪件，她都會說我們拿錯了。

Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
你說的對。我們拿酒紅色的吧。

Ross: Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out.
(Starts to climb over the furniture)
喔！明智的選擇。我要出去了。（開始要翻過家具）

Aunt Lillian: Wait! We need shoes!
等等，我們還要鞋子！

(Ross falls back inside)
（羅斯掉回裡面）

Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
好吧，嗯，這雙怎麼樣？（拿出來一雙）

Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
那雙是白天穿的。

Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
她去的地方其他每個人都那麼講究嗎？

Aunt Lillian: Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
可以找幾雙細跟的嗎？

Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe
in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
（到處搜索）好吧，我找不到任何酒紅色的晚鞋。
我可以給你們幾雙銀色的，應該也可以。

Aunt Lillian: No, it really should be burgundy.
不行，真的應該要酒紅色。

Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
嗯。除非我們再換一套洋裝？

Ross: No! Nonono, wait a sec. I may have something in the back.
不！不不不，等一下。後面可能還有一些。

(He finds a shoebox (out of shot), pulls it down and opens it.
It is full of Sweet 'n' Lo's.)
（他找到鞋盒（鏡頭外），拉下來結果開了。裡面都是代糖）

Ross: Oh my God..
喔天啊...

Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
裡面沒有問題吧，親愛的？

Ross: Yeah, just... just Nana stuff.
沒事，就...就奶奶的東西。

(He reaches up higher and knocks down another shoebox lid.
Sweet 'n' Lo's rain down on him)
（他手伸高去敲另一個鞋盒。代糖包像雨一樣下在他身上。）


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