110-part 02 (翻譯) - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey
is decorating for Christmas.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，除了喬伊之外的大家都在做聖誕裝飾]

Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)
來這裡，馬賽爾。坐這邊。 （馬賽爾跑走）

Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet.
I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo,
I mean he had already named both my breasts!
...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
菲菲，我真不敢相信他居然還沒吻你。
我是說，天啊，我跟保羅的第六次約會就，
我是說他已經幫我的雙峰取了名字！...唔。我是不是說太多了？

Ross: Just a smidge.
一點點而已。

Phoebe: David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.
大衛就像，你知道的，科學家嘛。他非常的有條理。

Monica: I think it's romantic.
我覺得是浪漫。

Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?
我也是！喔！你們有沒有看過《軍官與紳士》？

Rachel: Yeah!
有啊！

Phoebe: Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with.
Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter...
I just- I just wanna be with him all the time.
Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...
呃，他有點像跟我一起去看的那個人。
除了，除了他比較聰明，比較紳士，比較貼心...
我只...我只想要無時無刻跟他在一起。
白天黑夜，然後黑夜白天...還有特別的場合...

Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going,
you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you.
You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
稍等一下，稍等一下，我知道這是怎麼回事，
你想要邀請他一起跨年，對不對？
你想要破壞約定。她想要破壞約定。

Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?
不不不不不不。 對啦，可以嗎？

Chandler: Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice.
可以，因為我已經約了珍妮絲。

Monica: What?!
什麼?!

Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!
拜託，這是約定耶！還是你的約定！

Chandler: I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.
我慌了，好嗎？我沒辦法應付壓力所以我慌了。
（handle不是你的middle name嗎？）

Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history!
好嘛，可是珍妮絲？那...那根本就是史上最糟糕的分手啊！

Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped!
我沒有說那是個好主意，我是說我慌了嘛！

[Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks.
He is wearing a long coat.]
[喬伊進來，他的鞋子上有鈴鐺，邊走邊響，他穿了一件長大衣]

Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
嗨。嗨，抱歉我遲到了。

(He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)
(他脫下大衣露出裡面的精靈戲服)

Chandler: Too many jokes... must mock Joey!
太多笑點了...趕快嘲笑喬伊！

Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)
很贊的鞋吧，啊？（他搖了搖他的腳，鈴鐺作響）

Chandler: Aah, y'killing me!
啊，你快笑死我了！

(Marcel knocks over some kitchen tools)
(馬賽爾弄掉了一些廚房用具)

Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
羅斯！他又在玩我的鏟子了啦！

Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
好啦，聽著，他又不能把它弄壞，對吧？

Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?
你每次都要帶他過來嗎？

Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright?
We- we had our first fight this morning.
I think it has to do with my working late.
I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
我不想要留他自己一個，好嗎？
我...我們早上吵了第一次架。我想是因為我工作的太晚。
我說了一些不由衷的話，而他...他朝我丟糞...

Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late,
I could look in on him for you.
知道嗎，如果你要加班的話，我可以幫你照顧他。

Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do,
make sure it seems like you're there to see him,
okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
喔，那就太棒了！好的，但是你來的話，要裝做你是專程來看他的，
好嗎，你不是為了幫我忙才去照顧他。

Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
好吧，但如果他問我，我可不會說謊喔。

[Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe
with the aid of a whiteboard.]
[場景：麥克斯和大衛的實驗室，大衛正在用白板向菲碧解釋些東西。]

David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory,
because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough
to simulate these conditions.
...但是，你沒有辦法實地去驗證這個理論，
因為現在的粒子加速裝置還沒有強大到可以模擬這種情形。

Phoebe: Okay, alright, I have a question, then.
好的，好的，那我有個問題。

David: Yuh.
好。

Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
嗯，你有沒有打算要親我？

David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question.
And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes.
Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss
that happened at this phenomenal moment,
because, well, 'cause it's you.
呃，那的的確確是個，呃，很好的問題。
而，呃，答案會是(在白板上寫下「有」)有。
是的，我有。但是，你看，
我希望這個難忘的一吻可以發生在難忘的一刻，
因為，呃，因為對象是你。

Phoebe: Sure.
當然

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited,
the more phenomenal the kiss had to be,
and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be
one of those things where I just like...
sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it.
And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
對。但是，知道嗎，我等的越久，這個吻就要越難忘，
我們現在到了一種境界，就是我必須要做一件事就是...
把桌上的東西一掃而空，把你丟上去。
而，呃，我並不是，呃，那種掃東西的人。

Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella.
I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
喔，大衛，我，我覺得你就是那種掃東西的人。
我是說，你就是個掃人！...困在這個物理學家的軀殼裡。

David: Rrrreally.
真～～的嗎？

Phoebe: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it.
You should just do it, just sweep and throw me.
喔，是啊，喔，我非常確定。
你應該要做做看，趕快掃東西還有丟我。

David: ...Now? Now?
...現在？現在？

Phoebe: Oh yeah, right now.
喔，對啊，現在。

David: Okay, okay, okay.
(Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer)
Y'know what, this was just really expensive.
(Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope)
And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
好的，好的，好的。
(準備好要掃東西，然後挑起一台筆電）
知到嗎，這東西真的很貴。
(放到別的地方，然後挑起顯微鏡)
還有我要拿...這是個禮物。 (移開)

Phoebe: Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.
好的，現在你就只是在收東西了。

David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell.
(Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe)
You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
好啦，管他去了，管他去了。
(從桌上掃掉剩下的紙張然後抓起菲碧)
你想要我真的把你丟上去還是你...你要自己跳？

Phoebe: I can hop. (She hops onto the table)
我跳就好。 (她跳上桌子)

(They kiss, finally)
(然後終於親吻)



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