121-part 02 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
121 The One With The Fake Monica –Part 2

[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
[場景：踢踏舞課，女生們在門旁邊站著。]

Monica: What d'you think?
你在想什麼？

Phoebe: Lotsa things.
很多事情。

(They go in and sit down.)
(他們走進去坐下)

Rachel: Which one do you think she is?
你們覺得哪個是她啊？

(The teacher comes up to them.)
(老師走到他們旁邊)

Teacher: May I help you?
需要幫忙嗎？

Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
喔，不，謝了，我們只是來旁聽的。

Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class.
Spare shoes are over there.
你們不能旁聽一門舞蹈課。你要跳一門舞蹈課。
那邊有備用的鞋子。

Rachel: What does she mean?
她在說什麼？

Phoebe: I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance a dance class'.
Oh, c'mon, c'mon. (They put on some spare shoes)
我想她是說 (模仿) 「你要跳一門舞蹈課」。
喔，來吧，來吧。(他們穿上備用舞鞋)

Monica: Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?
好吧，你們有看到誰比較有可能的嗎？

Teacher: (To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt
containers lying around after class.
Let's not have that happen again!
(對全班) 同學！上一次下課之後有一些優格空盒留在這裡。
希望不要再有這種事發生。

Rachel: She could be you.
她可以當你。

(Music starts)
(音樂開始)

Teacher: Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight...
我們開始吧。五、六、啊五六七八...

(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
(大家開始整齊地跳。莫妮卡很掙扎。)

Monica: Okay, I'm not getting this!
好吧，我抓不到要領！

Phoebe: (Dancing in a swirly, Phoebe kind of way) I'm totally getting it!
(用一種旋轉、很菲碧式的跳法) 我完全抓的到要領！

Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes
you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
你們會不會覺得有時候你們就是不可思議的不協調？

(Rachel taps into view; she is in perfect sync with the rest of the class)
(瑞秋跳進鏡頭; 她跟班上其他人完美同步)

Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
怎樣？你只要跟著他們一起點就好啦。

Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
很好同學，現在大家找一個舞伴。

(The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles it)
(女生們不太確定要怎麼配對。菲碧安排)

Phoebe: Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.
好的。我、死、掉、的、媽、媽、說、是、你。我跟瑞秋。

Monica: Great. It's gym class all over again.
很好。又跟健身課的時候一樣了。

Phoebe and Rachel: Aww.
噢。

Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front
and dance with me.
好，沒關係，你可以到前面來跟我一起跳。

Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
我幹嘛不乾脆脫光衣服做一場噩夢算了。

(She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room.
The teacher grabs her hand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in)
(她開始非常緩慢地走向教室前面。老師抓住她的手拉過來。突然有個女人衝進來)

Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here.
Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
沒關係、沒關係，我來了，我來了。
抱歉遲到了，好的，我來了。這個緊張的新女孩是誰？

Teacher: She's your partner.
她是你的舞伴。

Woman: Hi. I'm Monica.
嗨。我叫莫妮卡。

Monica: Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.
喔。莫妮卡！ ...嗨。我是莫...娜娜。

Woman: (Fake Monica) Monana?
(偽莫妮卡) 莫娜娜？

Monica: Yeah. It's Dutch.
對，荷蘭名字。

Fake Monica: You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam.
(Asks her something in Dutch)
你開玩笑吧！我...我在阿姆斯特丹待了三年。
(用荷蘭文問他)

Monica: Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.
嗯，賓州荷文。

Teacher: And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight...
我們要跳舞了。啊五、六、七、八...

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering.]
[場景：中央咖啡園，羅斯進來。]

Ross: (Mortified) Hi.
(羞愧貌) 嗨。

Chandler and Joey: Hey.
嘿。

Joey: Where've you been?
你剛剛去哪？

Ross: At the vet.
獸醫那裡。

Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear
one of those big plastic cones, is she?
她不是要叫你戴那個大塑膠甜筒吧，對吧？

Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase.
Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.
她說馬歇爾那個動作不是過程。
顯然牠已經到性成熟了。

Joey: (To Chandler) Hey! He beat ya.
(對錢德) 嘿！牠贏你耶。

Ross: She says as time goes on,
he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.
她說隨著時間過去，牠會開始變得有侵略性和暴力。

Chandler: So what does this mean?
這樣子的意思是？

Ross: I'm gonna have to give him up.
我就得要放棄牠了。

Commercial Break
廣告破口

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