201-part 02 - 六人行

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.]

ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee?

RACHEL: Yeah, sure.

ROSS: Thank you.

CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get--

RACHEL: Did you talk to him?

CHANDLER: Not yet.

RACHEL: Then, no.

(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)

CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China?
I mean, when last we left you,
you were totally in love with, you know.

ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always
this little voice inside that kept saying
it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?

CHANDLER: God?

ROSS: It was you, pal.

CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.

ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all.
But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time.
And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her
if it hadn't been for you.

CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.

RACHEL: Here's your lemonade.

ROSS: I didn't order lemonade.

RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back
because they're gonna charge you for that.

ROSS: But--

RACHEL: Go go go go, come on!
(to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out?

CHANDLER: He said, he said that they're having a great time.
I'm sorry. But, the silver lining,
if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself
without any outside help whatsoever.

RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?

CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is watching TV.]

ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.

[cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]

MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I'm thinking?

PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex,
you're wondering if they've changed it?

MONICA: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.

PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking?

MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts,
I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?

PHOEBE: Ohh! No.

MONICA: Why not?

PHOEBE: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal
and an unbelievable control freak.

MONICA: No you're not.

PHOEBE: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.

(The phone rings.)

JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second.
Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)

ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi.

CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?

JOEY: Needs some clothes altered?

CHANDLER: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.

JOEY: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever.
He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15.
(still confused) All right, when was 1990?

CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!

ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later.
Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up.
Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet)
Well you didn't hang up either.

RACHEL: She didn't hang up either!

ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y--

RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up)
Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

ROSS: Rachel! I'll just call her back.

RACHEL: Okay!

ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected...

RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me?
A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.
Ross was just Ross, just this guy.
Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.

MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.

RACHEL: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it,
I'm just gonna deal with it.
(Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.)
I gotta get out of here.

CHANDLER: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]

JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen.

MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back.

PHOEBE: I'm still on "no".

RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning.
Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?

JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I'm not fallin' for that again.

PHOEBE: What's goin' on?

RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.

CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?

PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!

PHOEBE: Ewww!

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