7x01 - 重返犯罪現場

※ 引述《chih0211 (chih)》之銘言：
: 頭巾掀開以後
: Ｔｏｎｙ一看到Ｚｉｖａ
: 第一句話居然是
: ”你夏天過的怎樣？”
: 看著一臉狼狽的ｚｉｖａ還能問這樣的話　
: 真的非常有ｔｏｎｙ的風格啊　：Ｐ
: 然後我最喜歡的兩句對話來了
: 　
: Ｚｉｖａ：在世界上那麼多有能力找到我的人中　為什麼偏偏是你找到我？
: （這句話配上Ｚｉｖａ的表情真的是有淡淡的哀傷啊）
: 　　。
: （中間對話忘記了：）
: 　　。
: （然後Ｚｉｖａ問Ｔｏｎｙ為啥要來找她）
: Ｔｏｎｙ：發現我沒有你活不下去

Ziva:
Out of everyone in the world who could have found me, it had to be you.(?)

Tony:
You're welcome.

So,are you glad to see me?

Ziva:
You should not have come.

Tony:
All right then. Good catching up. I'll be going now.

Tony作勢要從椅子上站起來離開，但是他已經被綁在椅子上了...

Tony:
Oh,yeah,I forgot. Taken prisoner.

Ziva:
Are you all right,McGee?

McGee:(躺在Ziva後面的地板上，其實剛剛就已經清醒了)
I'm just glad you're alive.

Ziva:
You thought I was dead.

Tony:
oh,yeah.

Ziva:
Then why are you here?

Tony:
Well,McGee... McGee didn't think you were dead.
(還嘴硬 :p)

Ziva:
Tony,why...are you here?

Tony:
Couldn't live without you,I guess.

Ziva:
So you will die with me.
You should have left me alone.

Tony:
Okay,tried,couldn't.

Listen,you should know I've taken some kind of truth serum,

so if there's any questions that you don't want to know the answer to...

Ziva:
I did not ask for anyone to put themselves in harm's way for me.

I do not deserve it.

Tony:
So what are you doing out here,some kind of monastic experience?

Doing penance?
(這種情況下還能開玩笑...TONY...有你的)


Ziva:
It is justified.

Tony: Get over yourself.
Ziva: I have.

Ziva:
Now you tell Saleem everything he wants to hear.

And you try to save yourselves.

I am ready to die.
（TONY會眼睜睜讓你死...那就奇了....）

McGee:（完全被路人化的小努特 QQ）
That's not how it works.

Ziva:
How what works?

Tony:
The plan.

Ziva:
You have an escape plan?

Ziva:
Tony... they have 30 men, heavily armed...
（重型武器之類的...）
What do you have?

Tony:
Well,that's where things get a little tricky.

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中間略過...帶回TONY、GIBBS和主任爭論要出去消滅 Ulman 團隊（其實是要救 ZIVA）

雖然主任還是不允許，但是老大GIBBS建議TONY可以用"海外調查"來出這次任務 :p

TONY則是自動幫MCGEE報名參加～哈哈！

然後就跳到TONY和MCGEE開吉普車來到廢棄的小鎮，沿路MCGEE假裝抱怨了一下，

接著停車之後兩人救被埋伏的游擊隊打趴了.
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畫面帶回小房間...

Ziva:
Wait-- you got captured on purpose?

Tony:Yeah.

Ziva:
These men are killers,Tony.

Tony:
I know.

That's why we have to stay alive long enough to not get dead.

Ziva:
That would involve being rescued.

Tony:
Yes,it would.

Ziva:
How long will it take?

Tony:
I don't know.
How long do you think I've been talking?

Ziva:
What's the plan?

Tony:
Oh,well...

we fail to contact Dubai, word gets to the carrier group in the Med,
and they scramble F-22 Raptors that burn sand into glass.
要花多少時間,I don't know.

Hours or... days.

Ziva,can you fight?

畫面切到 Ziva，Ziva 流下一滴眼淚..

此時，Saleem Ulman進來了，表示他們即將要撤離，而且不會帶走俘虜


Tony:
Oh,well,okay,it was nice talking with you.

Ulman:
No,we're not done yet.
（拿刀架在 Ziva 脖子上）

Ziva:
If they do not check in, their people will come looking for them.

Tony: Ziva,shut up.
Ziva: Kill me.You'll need the Americans for leverage.

Ulman
I don't make bargains.

Tony: Do you make pizza?（很無俚頭）
Ulman: What?

假死狀態的MCGEE一腳掃向ULMAN下盤，
ULMAN倒地，
就在MCGEE翻身快要搶到掉落一旁的小刀時，
ULMAN拿著手槍指向MCGEE的頭！（危險阿～小努特 >"<）


Tony:
Stop! Stop! There's something I haven't told you yet.
（小努特動作暫停，還沒搶到小刀）


Ulman: And what is that?

Tony: Well...
I told you about the brains,
I told you about the guts,

I told you about the muscle, the scientist, the politician, the leader.

I told you about every member of the team except myself.

The part I play.

Ulman: Which is?

Tony:
I'm the wild card.

I'm the guy who looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it.

Like,right now I should be terrified,right? But I'm not.

'Cause I just can't stop thinking about the movie True Lies, you know,

where Arnie's strapped to the chair and shot full of truth serum,

then he picks his cuffs and kills everybody.

You have 30 second to live,Saleem.

(Ziva 眉頭皺了一下)

Ulman:
You're still bound.

Ulman: You're lying.
Tony: I can't lie.

Tony:
And I didn't say I was going to be the one to kill you.

Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper?
（Tony阿，你在賣什麼關子？！！）































咻～～～～

破空的槍聲擊破玻璃！

Ulman 爆頭！！！！！！！

畫面從窗戶的彈孔望外.......翻過一個山頭，再一個山頭...



Gibbs 好帥阿～ >////<
匍匐在山頭，在簡單的掩體下狙擊...

Gibbs: Go.

（小房間外的廢墟槍聲四起，應該是海豹部隊已經早就部屬好，等GIBBS下令行動）

海豹部隊的通訊器材：
All assault teams move out! Get me contact!


小房間內

Tony: Okay.
小怒特起身，準備將TONY的繩子割斷，此時小房間外的守衛衝了進來...

Tony: Look out!（大喊）


破空的槍聲再度擊破玻璃～守衛倒地 >///<


Tony:
Come on. Here we go. All right.

Come on. All right, Ziva. Here we go.


Tony、McGee一左一右扶著 Ziva，步履蹣跚的走在通道逃生，
突然面前又一個突擊隊員倒地，轉過彎...

一個熟悉的身影....

（Gibbs 一身野戰服裝，還有偽裝 QQ～ 這...瞬間移動嗎？）

Gibbs:
Let's go home....


再來就是大家回到辦公室， ABBY 抱著 Ziva，
然後主任帶頭鼓掌，歡迎他們平安歸來，

Ziva 的表情像是犯了錯的小女孩，仍然不瞭解她的行為為何大家肯這樣諒解她；
而 TONY 坐回座位上，凝視著 Ziva...


S701...爽度破表的一集
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