Barney explains HIMYM in 52s - 追愛總動員

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B 這段實在太厲害了.. 七年的濃縮精華

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00:52
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged,
Ted saw Robin across a crowded room. And I said,
"Oh, yaah, you just know she likes it dirty."
But Ted rally liked her so we played "Haaaave you met Ted?"

00:43
They went to dinner. He walked her home. Should've kissed her. Didn't- lame-
So he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place. Should've kissed her.
Didn't-lame- He threw three parties. They kissed on the roof, but decided to
be friends -lame- Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding. She couldn't
go. He went alone and met Victoria. He didn't kiss her either -lame- not a
great closer, Ted.

00:31
But he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany,
Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin,
Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud,
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp,
not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning that as much as
possible,
I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends,
Ted got hit by a bus, we made up...

00:16
Robin and I started dating, I got fat, her hair fell out.
We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin,
I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you
and you took my grandpa's watch but I fell in love with you anyway,
and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me
and you said yes and we came over here to meet little Marvin
and that's everything!

00:02
Also I went on the Price Is Right and won a dune buggy.

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