以下是我很喜歡的句子~
1. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
2. Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
3. “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had
only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd
be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I
died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me,
dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how
it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores,
workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of
days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're
all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back
door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when
he invented the high five. 3 days, Ted, we wait three days to call a woman,
because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
4. A lie is just a story ruined by the truth.
5. Challenge accepted.
6. God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know I don't talk to you enough, although
many women cry out your name during sex. Awesome!
7. It's going to be legen -- wait for it -- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant
because the second part is -- dary!
暫時先這樣:)
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1. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
2. Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
3. “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had
only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd
be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I
died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me,
dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how
it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores,
workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of
days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're
all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back
door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when
he invented the high five. 3 days, Ted, we wait three days to call a woman,
because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
4. A lie is just a story ruined by the truth.
5. Challenge accepted.
6. God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know I don't talk to you enough, although
many women cry out your name during sex. Awesome!
7. It's going to be legen -- wait for it -- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant
because the second part is -- dary!
暫時先這樣:)
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