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本集重點:
CSI Level 1 烤魚 新生報到!!! (灑花~~)

片頭是烤魚很認真的在整理他的採證工具箱，
烤魚來拿著自己新拿到的警局ID欣賞了一下... XDXD
之後凱姐帶著烤魚去找囧尼，準備讓囧尼帶著烤魚開始學習，
小哈在另一頭的房間冷冷的看著。
囧尼: (看著西裝筆挺的烤魚) You know you are only required to wear a tie to
the court, right?
烤魚: Yes. Something wrong to wear a tie?
囧尼: No, no.

兩人來到第一處現場，是起失竊案，
男屋主一個人在家，老婆跟女兒都出門去了，
結果大門玻璃被石塊打破，竊賊闖入偷走了值錢的東西。
烤魚跟囧尼正踏上台階時，遠處就傳來爆炸聲與漫天火光；
烤魚: What the hell was that?
囧尼: You'll know as soon as I do.
囧尼之後跟著男屋主到臥室看哪些東西被偷了，
烤魚則跟他帶來的一大箱器具粉末奮鬥，嘗試要在門把上採指紋，
只見烤魚的手指滑過一瓶又一瓶容器才下定決心的拿起一兩罐。
囧尼下樓來，看到笨手笨腳搞不定的烤魚，
囧尼: What are you doing? Try to use them all?
There are only three kinds of powder you really need in a crime scene:
the black, the magnetic, and the dragon powder.
之後囧尼示範給烤魚看怎麼從大門玻璃上採指紋。
(因為門把上的已經被搞砸了...科科...)

之後兩人驅車前往爆炸現場，
整座房子付之一炬，一具焦屍橫陳其中，
新生訓練就來個震撼教育的烤魚不禁掩嘴...... XDXD

下一幕，凱姐站在老葛已經空蕩蕩的辦公室中，
艾禿經過，告訴凱姐說既然她現在已經是senior supervisor了，
老葛的辦公室就是她的了!
凱姐說她想待在自己原來的辦公室裡，艾禿說那總之凱姐要找到人搬進來才行。
(對了，凱姐說老葛有叫她幫忙把一些東西送到哥斯大黎加的實驗站裡喔!耶!)

布拔在火災命案現場，
死者的妻子跟她的朋友出現，
得知說Mrs. Kingsley六個星期前曾因死者Mr. Kingsley用藥過量報警過，
然後死者有財務上的問題。

烤魚、囧尼和大衛在現場調查，
卻者瓦斯閥是開著的，爆炸案有可能是自殺；
Anyway，大衛請烤魚幫他一起挪動焦屍，
第一次烤魚沒成功，只扯下了一塊皮，還被那味道嗆到咳嗽連連，
第二次是成功了，不過他的領帶也狼狽的沾到了焦屍上......
囧尼: Oh-oh...
烤魚: (看著囧尼) It could has trace on the body?
囧尼: Un-um.
烤魚: It is a evidence? (囧尼點頭)
烤魚: (問大衛) Do you have a pair of scissor I can borrow? (大衛找出剪刀給他)
只見烤魚很"專業"(?)的一刀將自己的領帶剪斷(囧尼淡淡的笑了)。

烤魚帶著自己的領帶回到局裡，
找不到evidence clerk，只好去找小哈。
小哈很不耐煩的跟烤魚說流程是把證物拿去找evidence clerk登記先，
烤魚: But the evidence clerk isn't there.
小哈: Yeah, he's never there, but that is your problem.
(小哈轉頭做自己的事，烤魚愣住，小哈不耐煩的取下手套)
Okay... fine. So I'll do his job.
小哈跑去開了門，然後又從另一個門走到櫃檯後，看著烤魚說: May I help you?
烤魚: (微愣) Just check in this.
小哈: (丟給烤魚制式表格) O.K. Just fill out this form.
此時Riley來找，告訴烤魚等等跟他在Archie那會合，處理失竊案。

Archie利用失竊的電腦的衛星系統要找出竊物所在位置，
烤魚眼尖發現Archie的實驗室裡桌上擺了他寫的書，
烤魚: You bought my book!
Archie: Yeah.
烤魚: Did you read it?
Archie: (跟Riley相視微笑) Yeah.
烤魚: (拍拍Archie的肩膀) Guess it makes you one of the few.
最後Archie找出了失竊的電腦的座標。

Riley跟烤魚來到一戶民宅，
在屋主的兒子的床底下找到了電腦，還在櫃子裡找到了其他贓物。
屋主質問兒子東西哪來的，小男生說是經過後院的人給他的，
屋主還要繼續問其他問題，小男生就說: What difference with it?
屋主: That is not a right answer! (打小孩頭)
烤魚: Hey! It is not necessary! (往前驅向屋主)
屋主: What? Do you have any idea being a single father in this town?
You want to tell me how to educate my son!?
Riley: No. I apologize for our stepping in.
(屋主帶著兒子離開，Riley看著烤魚。)
烤魚: Isn't it our job to protect him? (義憤填膺)
Rilay: Look, this guy let us in without a warrant.
We are not social workers!

凱姐和羅賓爺爺在檢視焦屍，
羅賓爺爺從屍體上取出了許多玻璃碎片，是Mason jar的碎片，
此時烤魚走了進來~~
烤魚: I hoep I haven't miss any fun stuff.
羅賓爺爺笑說沒有，烤魚注意到屍體上一道黃色的跡証，問羅賓爺爺那是啥東東，
羅賓爺爺:I don't know. I've sent it to David Hodges. He's in trace.
烤魚: (無奈的偏頭) We've met.
之後羅賓爺爺讓烤魚切開死者的喉部檢視氣管，
烤魚俐落(?)的完成了這項任務。
烤魚: Oh...no soot...
凱姐: He was clocked before croacked and cooked.
Congratulations!(看著烤魚) Your explosion case is your first homicide!


烤魚檢查著從小男生那拿來的贓物，
發現了一張戒指的收據，
剛好凱姐走進來，烤魚請凱姐幫他採指紋...^^"
凱姐: You're sure you don't want to do this alone?
烤魚: I prefer to watch you do that.
凱姐當然三兩下就弄出漂亮的指紋啦!
比對結果是Diane的，她是小男生的媽媽。

Riley於是找了小男生來問話，爸爸當然也一起，
Rilay告訴小男生說他們已經知道贓物的來源是他的母親了。
爸爸: You still meet with her and take her presents? (p.s.兩人已離婚)
小男生: You lie to me! You said she moved to New York and she doesn't love
me anymore!
爸爸: I'm trying to protect you!
小男生: She said she's saving money now and soon I'll go leave with her!
Riley: Hey, the only place you will go is juvinile hall! Receiving spoils is
crime! So is stealing! Look, I know you love each other, but your
mother made a wrong decision. If you don't help me, I cannot help her!
Where is she!
小男生: ...... She comes to my place every night, stayed on the floor...
(Riley和爸爸都一臉不可置信的看著他，小男生的房間是獨立在後院的)
Look, it's just for a while.
She'll find a place and we'll live together!
Riley走出房間以後烤魚跟她說他覺得她做的很好。
Riley: I was just trying to make him gives up his mother.

布拔從Archie那拿到爆炸案死者的電話錄音，
發現案發當晚Mrs. Kingsley的朋友Carla有出現在現場，
Carla才說她是去催討死者欠她的錢的，還稱死者是個loser，
Mrs. Kingsley想揮她一個巴掌被布拔阻止了。

烤魚和小葛一起檢視從火場帶回來的所有跡證，
發現了一個金屬圓盤，上面有跟屍體上發現的黃色痕跡一樣的東西。
烤魚去找小哈，
烤魚: (看著顯微鏡) Zoa mays... according to my botonical knowledge, it's corn!
小哈: (繼續一臉跩樣) I call it maize. Are you trying to impress me?
烤魚: Am I?
So, we got corn, mason glass, and a metal disc... what's that mean?
小哈: I don't know.
烤魚: You don't know? That's not your reputation, Mr. Hodges.

實驗室的大家一起吃早餐，凱姐看著烤魚盯著他的烤焦吐司瞧，
開玩笑的問烤魚說他不喜歡烤焦的吐司嗎?
烤魚說他通常可以接受，不過他最近看夠多烤焦的東西了... XDXD
另外就是囧尼在他的麥片裡發現了一隻果蠅
(當大家都在噁心的同時，囧尼居然吃了下去!)
(然後囧尼開玩笑的說他終於知道老葛為什麼喜歡這家餐廳了~)
烤魚請了這一餐，然後和小葛及Riley先離開了，
留下的凱姐對囧尼說: Nick, I want you to have Grissom's office.
囧尼: I don't know, it doesn't feel right. You don't want have it?
凱姐: I hate move. Well, it needs a while, but... make it your own.

烤魚和烤姐同車，在小男生家外面等著媽媽的出現。
烤魚: Maybe she won't appear.
凱姐: Sounds like you don't want her appear.
烤魚: She's not helping her son.
凱姐: Maybe not. But he's making his own choice, too.
媽媽出現，警方上前逮人
媽媽尖叫，烤魚認不住下了車，不過有忍住什麼都沒做......

回到警局，烤魚翻查了幾本書，
自己剪出了一個金屬圓盤，然後拿著那頁影印去找小哈。
小哈: ...(一臉莫名奇妙的看著烤魚)
烤魚: Corn, glass jar, and metal disc... a chance to salvage your reputation.

之後只見小哈和烤魚在戶外做實驗，小葛出現。
小葛: What's this?
小哈: A cornbread bomb.
烤魚解釋給小葛說，這是一種軍事手法，在玻璃罐裡裝上玉米麵包麵糰，
再在玉米麵包麵糰上附上金屬圓盤，當麵糰發酵導致圓盤上升後，
上升的圓盤使著在瓶口的電極得以導電，引發爆炸。
小哈: (不發一語的操控了實驗，爆炸真的發生了) O.K. I'm impressed.

布拔調出Mrs. Kingsley工作的地方的錄影帶，
發現 Mrs. Kingsley跟她的contractor有婚外情，這是種motivation。
Mrs. Kingsley: I was in crisis, and Josh... is a good listener.
布拔: Apparently. So, whose idea to kill Don? You or Josh?
Mrs. Kingsley: Are you saying that Josh kill Don? I'm going to be sick...
布拔於是訊問Josh，結果人果然是他殺的，
他利用藉口騙Don Kingsley檢查瓦斯閥的時候打死了他，然後設了炸彈毀屍滅跡。
Josh: The loser... he was taking her down...
But I set her free.

凱姐通知還在檢查竊盜案證物的烤魚說爆炸案偵結完畢了，還誇獎他做得好~~
凱姐: And I thought this case is closed?
烤魚: It is.
凱姐: Then why are you wasting taxpayer's money? (烤魚傻眼)
(凱姐調皮的一笑) Just kidding.
烤魚跟凱姐解釋說他在失主的電腦裡發現了Diane的網頁，
很顯然Diane用那網頁從事賣營的工作，
烤魚說他懷疑失主是趁老婆不在時買春偷吃才被趁機洗劫的，
石頭是失主自己扔的，想要偽造出犯案現場，Diane沒有真的擅闖民宅；
凱姐說在這種情況下，無法證明，只能先把失物還給失主再說。

結果那對夫妻來到警局，
太太很開心看到自己祖母流傳下來的戒指回到自己身邊，
不過看來太太已經知道一切事情真正的經過，
忍不住就在烤魚面前跟先生吵了起來......
這次烤魚學乖了，摸摸鼻子離開房間讓他們吵個夠。

但是烤魚經過失落的做在警局裡的小男生時還是忍不住了，
他說: Alex, listen. I know you might feel betrayed
But this might be the best thing heppenes to her.
I know it is hard to ask a 16 years old boy,
but you have to be strong for her.
Your mother needs help, she needs someone to tell her what shoyuld do.
然後~~烤魚被吐了口水了~~ @@"

Riley跟小葛幫囧尼搬東西進老葛的辦公室，
小葛: You sure you're O.K. about this? You can still change your mind...
Riley: No, he can't. I said I'll kill anyone who come to take "my" office now.
小葛: (笑) O.K. But this is a classy move. Very classy.
囧尼: There is good energy here. You guys are welcomed.
It will be nice to share this room.
小哈: (捧著豬胚走進來，砰的放在架上) This belongs here. (離開)
小葛、囧尼和Riley失笑。

凱姐遠遠看著三人，笑著離開，
經過還在實驗室裡的烤魚，發現烤魚正獨自在練習如何取指紋。
凱姐: Ray, you re off the box.
烤魚: I know. (繼續全神貫注的檢查他有沒有成功取到漂亮的指紋)
凱姐: (微笑) I'll see you tomorrow.

本集結束~~


本集心得:
1. 個人相當期待烤魚接下來跟小哈的互動，科科。
2. 看精明艦長演起手忙腳亂但是熱血敬業的新手CSI一點違和感都沒有耶~~
3. 凱女王將引領CSI進入新局面~~其實相當令人期待耶~~ ^^




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