Mimai海灘店 9x16 [簡易版雷] - CSI

心血來潮放閃 之 防雷頁~~


















































本集重點:
我承認我只是手癢很想放Miami的照片閃大家而已... XDD (頂鍋蓋逃走)
畢竟才剛去玩回來啊, 看起來一整個非常的親切,
我不會承認我在那邊大街上有默默的放大眼睛搜尋警車的!(轉頭)
霹靂火店我一直覺得就是看大快人心的,
而本週的老何果然沒有讓人失望! 何公我愛你~~~~(趁亂告白)
喔, 所以說這是跟另外兩家比只是簡單版雷, 而且以後大概也沒有了.(毆)



片頭一開始是兩個人在Everglades National Park裡面的沼澤逃命,
(像這樣的地方: http://0rz.tw/f7X5U 或者 http://0rz.tw/kolOH)
最後其中一個被箭弩攻擊死亡, 另外一個小心翼翼的跑到他旁邊...

而老何正在沼澤中穿梭, 某人聽到尖叫聲報的案,
當老何趕到現場時, 第二個人正在解第一個人(死者)身上的項鍊...

蛇姐跟小狼負責在現場調查, 小胖跟戴可負責訊問老何在現場逮到的人.
戴可先是用了西班牙文, 但是對方Jean表明自己來自海地,
於是換小胖用法文上場, 因為以為對方是兇手, 小胖一整個很兇,
但是是戴可先發現情況不對勁...
第一, 死者Enrique的右腳有被鏈過受傷的痕跡, Jean的左腳也有,
第二, Enriaue的左臂上刺有號碼10, 而Jean的號碼是9.
小胖: That makes you wonder what happened to the other 8...
戴可: Walter, something is wrong here. This is not right.

蛇姐跟小狼在現場的調查也有新進展, 兩人分頭在查箭弩射出的方向.
小狼: ... there are some strange noises on the background.
蛇姐: That's called "wildlife."
小狼: I had bad experience with bear and with crocodiles, if you
remember that. Wildlife doesn't do me good.
(附上該公園中眾多的鱷魚一張: http://0rz.tw/5drdz)
蛇姐在這個時候發現樹上一個平台, 於是把小狼叫過來,
蛇姐爬上去一看, 發現這個視野完全就是瞄準了Enrique的逃跑方向的.
蛇姐: They're not hunters. They're being hunted!
This was human hunting human. This is crazy!
要走的時候倒楣的小狼發現自己被一隻水蛭咬了...
小狼: This is why I hate wildlife!!!

法蘭克大叔找上公園巡守那天早上抄下的一台逃逸車牌的車主,
車主說他只是在找蘭花, 一種他找了好久的蘭花,
但是國家公園的東西是不可以採的, 所以巡守一出現他就落跑了...
蘭花賊: All right, do what you have to do. (伸出手要給銬)
法蘭克: Nope. But you had better be there when I called you.
(轉身走掉) Orchid?

小羊測試箭弩, 發現基本上都是隨便一間武器店的東西,
但是重點是箭弩後面裝飾用的羽毛, 那是特製的,
整個美國就兩家店, 一家在加州, 另一家叫Father's Pride,
就在Everglades National Park區域內~~

何公跟戴可去找店老闆, 店老闆是個綁馬尾的中年白人, 標準的red neck.
他否認跟人類狩獵有關係, 只說自己有賣出那些箭沒有錯,
何公於是跟他要名單, 他原來還想裝死, 最後還是交出了客戶的名字.

蛇姐跟法蘭克大叔去找那個有錢人(一隻特製的箭是很貴的...),
對方愛理不理的只盯著自己的電腦螢幕忙著操盤炒股票,
蛇姐於是一把拔了螢幕電源~~(OS: 帥啊, 阿蛇!)
有錢人: I like woman who come straightforward.
有錢人說卡早就丟了, 沒報失, 反正他一秒鐘三十萬上下沒差這樣,
然後, 對, 他有在進行運動射擊, 但是很久沒出去了.

何公上場跟Jean詢問, 照例大家都會對老何說實話XDD,
Jean說他們是偷渡來的, 人蛇集團跟他們說會給他們自由,
最後卻把他們賣給其他人口販子, 而那個買家就是買人來進行狩獵用的...
Jean: Enrique knew he would die that day. He just knew.
He asked me that if he died, bring that closet to his family,
to his daughther Taliana.
何公: Why didn't you tell at first?
Jean: Because of my brother, Henri.
何公: Is Henri with you today at the park?
Jean: No. It's not his turn today.
何公: Then we'll find him before his turn.
Jean: You can do that?
何公: Yes, we can do that. (OS: 挖哩勒這麼篤定的啊?XDD)

老何, 小狼跟小胖去逮到人蛇集團首領,
Enrique的老婆小孩都在那...
老何: What's your name?
Maria: Maria.
老何: Where are all the men, Maria?
Maria: They took them, all of them. Including my Enrique.
老何: Enrique. Enrique is your husband?
Maria: Yes! You see him?
老何: I do.
Maria: (很開心的抱住女兒) Is he okay? Please tell me he is okay.
老何: Maria... I'm sorry.
Maria: (抱著女兒哭出來, 抬頭) Please, please find who did this.

老何跟小狼詢問偷渡集團頭頭說他到底把人賣給誰,
對方原來不肯說, 老何默默的開了瓦斯, 小狼把人架住,
老何拿著燒紅的烤肉叉逼進...(OS: 老大你們這是黑道啊? XDD)
對方招了, 結果那個名字就是那間Father's Pride的老闆!

老何跟小狼殺到那間店去, 沒看到人, 店也關著,
但是看到了廂型車, 打開來看到鐵鍊什麼的, 還有類固醇藥瓶...
老何: He's fasting the preys...
小狼原來是準備把車帶回去蒐證,
老何阻止了, 默默的丟了一個發訊器到車裡,
說要用這個方法帶他們找到所有人.

局裡勒, 法蘭克大叔把蘭花賊找來,
問說找蘭花怎麼會找到他的皮屑DNA出現在Enrique的指甲底下?
蘭花賊說是Enrique不知道從哪裡跑出來,
看到他很驚慌, 抓了他一把又跑走的...

於是說Enrique跟Jean的"獵人"有兩名嫌疑犯,
蛇姐去找英國腔先生, 但是他說箭弩上找不到任何生物跡證,
蛇姐嘆口氣把箭弩拿起來試了一下, 結果被弦反彈傷到手前臂,
英國腔先生說很正常, 沒有經驗的人都會發生這種事,
蛇姐: You know, both of our suspects do not seem having much
experience either...

戴可跟小胖先去查了蘭花賊的手臂, 兩隻手都很乾淨.
蛇姐處理有錢人先生,
蛇姐: Open it. Open. (採了口腔DNA)
有錢人: You know, if you want to know me better, all you need to
do is asking.
蛇姐: I did. For you DNA. Take your coat off and show me your
arms.
有錢人: (慢條斯理脫西裝) If you want I can take all shirts off.
蛇姐: Just the arms. (對方手上有紅紅的痕跡) Show me your leg.
Off the sock. (馬上打電話) Henry, I need you to run a
DNA sample right now!

小狼在實驗室找到蛇姐, 問說蛇姐怎麼沒在詢問犯人,
然後小狼看到蛇姐在處理某種生物...
小狼: Is that my leech?
蛇姐: No, it is found at the platform. So I'm thinking, if it
bites our hunter as his friend bites you...
小狼: Then we'll find the hunter's DNA! But you still have the
degredation problem.
蛇姐: Lucky enough, this guy haven't digest his breakfast yet.

水蛭肚子裡的血的DNA跟有錢人吻合,
老何跟戴可詢問有錢人, 有錢人一開始還嗤之以鼻,
然後說那就算他在Everglades"打獵"了又怎樣.
老何: Hunting humans intentionaly can put you to death penalty
in this state. Where are others?
有錢人不知道, 他說獵人們很少見到彼此,
他們要做的就是付錢跟閉緊嘴巴而已.
有錢人說要交易, 說他可以給他們幕後主使的名字,
但是當然他只給的出店老闆的名字而已...
老何: We already know that.
Let me ask you again: where are others?
有錢人: I don't know!
老何: Okay, you have your chance.

廂型車移動了, 這次輪到Henri跟另一個人,
Henri: Where is Jean?
店老闆: Who?
Henri: Jean, my brother.
店老闆: I don't know. Maybe he got his freedom, or maybe he's on
another road already. It's your turn now! Go! (鳴槍)
(看著Henri跟夥伴往前逃命) You want freedom? You need to
fight for that! (攔住馬上就想射擊的兩名獵人) Let them
run a while first, then the game will be more interesting.

兩名獵人躲在水邊, 準備射擊往沼澤裡逃的Henri跟他的同伴,
蛇姐跟法蘭克大叔趕到.
蛇姐: (直接從背後踹人) Get down!

何公去處理店老闆, 逮到正準備閃人的店老闆...
老何: You have 15 seconds to run.
店老闆: You can't do that!
老何: Run! (對天鳴槍) 15... 14... 13...
店老闆摔在地上, 老何拿槍繼續對著他,
老何: 7... 6... 5...
店老闆: No! Please! Please!
老何: Do you feel it? The scare. The begged you as you begged me
now! Say goodbye. (板機聲, 但是當然沒子彈) You know what?
They died with their dignity, but look at you.
You're pathetic. (店老闆下的尿褲子了...) Take him.
(其他警車到了, 把人押走)

最後店老闆跟一排獵人都被押上警車,
而像Maria一樣的女子們則歡天喜地迎接她們被救出來的親人.
老何: Jean, I think you have a deliver.
Jean轉頭, 看到Henri從警車裡走下來, 兩人激動相擁.
Jean: You really found him! We never thought that we can see each
other again. I... we just want to say thank you. Thank you.
老何: (看看不遠處的Maria跟Liliana) You know what, Jean? It's time
to fulfill your promise. (遞出項鍊) Enrique's wife, Maria,
and his daughther, are just right over there.
Jean: Yes, it is. (拿了項鍊走過去)
老何跟Henri用法語交談了幾句, 然後離開了,
最後是Henri在陽光下又驚又喜的樣子...



本集心得:
不得不說邁阿密分店有老何真的是太美好了,
在一片殘忍的現實裡面相當令人安慰啊!
就繼續維持這種風格就很好了, 請繼續耍凶狠吧何老大!!! (灑花)
邁阿密這種族裔複雜的地方就靠你啦! 陽光沙灘何公飄~~
(http://0rz.tw/Q78ur)


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