"Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit" - 追愛總動員

影片請看:
http://www.wat.tv/video/barney-stinson-nothing-suits-36mlh_36lit_.html
(不要問我為什麼字幕是那樣 XD_

出自S05E12 "Girls Versus Suits"，剛好是本劇的第100集，
大家對這首歌應該都不陌生

由於我孤陋寡聞，
我剛剛才知道原來這首歌在播映隔天(January 11, 2010首播)有發行數位單曲 XD
在當時澳洲的itunes下載排行榜還衝到第三名

榜單 最高名次
澳洲iTunes 排行榜 3
英國單曲排行榜 50
加拿大百強單曲榜 76
澳洲唱片業協會榜 113

這支舞是 Zach Woodlee 精心設計而成，如果有看Glee應該對他不陌生，
除了本劇的主要角色唱唱跳跳之外，更動用了75名舞者和50人交響樂團一起參與。

以下是完整歌詞:

I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's
suits. Come on, Lily. Get

your head outta your ass.

Two... Three... Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a... wait for it...
Suit!


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