The 10 Worst Performances Ever (From EW.) - 實境秀

在看小茉莉相關文章時，看到這個.....有些還蠻好笑的 XD
但部分的人我都忘了是甚麼情況耶 ^^;;

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20186191,00.html
原po有附水管檔，可以看~

10.MIKALAH GORDON, ''Love Will Lead You Back'' (Season 4)

Bad enough that the spunky Las Vegas teenager inexplicably turned Taylor
Dayne's big ballad into a funeral dirge, but even worse,

09.NIKKI MCKIBBIN, ''Always Something There to Remind Me'' (Season 1)

This is what once passed as a top-three contestant?
（這句話怎麼解釋....應該也不是甚麼好話吧 XD 因為她那年淘汰了Tamyra ）

08.JOSH GRACIN, ''Jive Talkin''' (Season 2)

Josh went home and, thankfully, never came near a disco floor again.
（笑倒，還好鄉村歌手不用唱比吉斯 XDD）

07.HALEY SCARNATO, ''Turn the Beat Around'' (Season 6)

She did not turn the beat around. Nor did she turn it upside down. Haley did,

06.KEVIN COVAIS, ''Part-Time Lover'' (Season 5)

is anyone not completely squicked out by the idea of someone nicknamed
''Chicken Little'' attempting to seductively deliver lyrics like ''Knowing
it's so wrong/But feeling so right''? Awkward, to be sure, and the scrawny,
（感覺澳男來唱比較適合 [灑花瓣]）

05.CARMEN RASMUSEN, ''Call Me'' (Season 2)

...kind of like watching a Girl Scout bust into a biker bar and screech at
some Hell's Angels to buy her #@*%*@ cookies!

再來第四名，眾版友們可能會相當意外 XDDDDDDD
這個好的改編耶!!!!!!























04.KRISTY LEE COOK, ''Eight Days a Week'' (Season 7)

Poor, valiant, misguided Kristy Lee — strapping herself onto the
out-of-control barrel horse that was the Idol band's attempt to countrify
(and speed up) a Beatles classic, and falling off with a thud some 90 seconds
later, exhausted, bewildered, but still smiling like a frightened pageant
queen in her shredded jeans and sparkly sliver top.
（我個人覺得天佑美國才是她最爛的表演 ^^;; 一週八天超棒的啊）


03.JOHN STEVENS, ''Music of My Heart'' (Season 3)

''You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion,''
said Simon Cowell... (XDDDD)


02.SANJAYA MALAKAR, ''Bathwater'' (Season 6)

Not even perky guest mentor Gwen Stefani could hide her disdain when Sanjaya
tackled a No Doubt hit. And from his out-of-tune, out-of-breath vocals, to
his botched lyrics, to his infamous (and hideous) ''pony-hawk,''
（沒想到他才第二名!!!!）

第一名是!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























01.CAMILLE VELASCO, ''Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'' (Season 3)

Accusing Camile Velasco of butchering Elton John's ''Goodbye Yellow Brick
Road'' would be a case of assigning blame to the victim. The only correct
emotional response to the teen's rendition — presented in an awkward
crouch-and-bounce stance at center stage — would be one of sympathy. Her
final, wretched ''ahh-ahh-ahh,'' delivered with the indignity of a barnyard
beast passing through the slaughterhouse door, was a musical white flag,
begging the viewing audience to hang up their phones and put her out of her
misery. And that's exactly what they did.
（我看不懂整段 XD 所以直接拿上來好了 哈哈哈哈）


等等.. S4 的 Scott 居然沒上榜!! 那個與父親共舞這麼可怕居然沒上????
不公平!!!!!!!我要求重新選舉!!!（叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭）

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