如果<君の名は>是臺灣作品會有什麼下場? - 電影

By Leila
at 2016-10-30T12:00

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1O4-99me ]

作者: q0000hcc (仙草俠) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 如果<君の名は>是臺灣作品會有什麼下場?
時間: Sat Oct 29 07:41:56 2016

※ 引述《hochengyuan (阿淵)》之銘言：
: 小弟最近看完你的名字
: 雖然沒有像電影版推崇到像神作
: 因為我覺得有太多素材在其他作品看過
: 像是湯顯祖的牡丹亭、幾米的向左走向右走，還有好萊塢各種穿越時空的電影
: 但起碼會給90分
: 裡面把日本一些傳統文化和一些老哏運用得很好
: 滿輕鬆的小品
: 但我滿想知道
: 如果你的名字跟魔法阿媽一樣made in taiwan
: 票房會不會一樣好?
: 會不會拿金馬獎呢?
: 求解

當然是先來個企業冠名啊

螢幕一角一定要有大大的logo

像是統一化工X你的名字

然後為了拿到政府補助肯定是會硬塞一些台灣元素才能申請到錢

像是硬來個夜市橋段祭典時三葉跳八家將約會時逛101

劇中發生災難時還要讓國軍露一手表演救災

其他還可能出現的素材有本土但豪爽操台語的長輩憨厚但率真的原住民同胞

劇情除了原本的愛情也要帶有親情元素這樣才有育教意義

最後就變成一部騙補助款的大雜燴噴桶

音樂也不會那麼講究

可能就寫一首歌讓有錢的經紀公司想捧的新人來唱

片頭播一次片中重要橋段時放一次鋼琴版本片尾再放一次

給台灣來弄的話十之八九會長這樣

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By Olivia
at 2016-11-01T14:01

他過世時會被人家旋轉三次才放入棺材

By Olga
at 2016-11-04T19:02

很有條理清楚分明

By Hedda
at 2016-11-07T14:12

專業度滿分

By Wallis
at 2016-11-11T20:48

聽起來跟大尾鱸鰻有87%像呢

By Rae
at 2016-11-16T09:50

第一段我笑了

By Mason
at 2016-11-17T08:04

你漏了打手槍的橋段

By Mia
at 2016-11-20T17:03

超會你文創系?

By Callum
at 2016-11-22T12:42

別忘了塞些經紀公司的小模進去

By Jessica
at 2016-11-24T10:31

分析精闢

By Edwina
at 2016-11-24T11:44

By William
at 2016-11-27T13:36

你忘了驗DNA

By Xanthe
at 2016-11-29T08:14

完全是台灣補助電影的模板

By Victoria
at 2016-12-02T06:25

全中

By Frederica
at 2016-12-06T18:21

不錯

By Irma
at 2016-12-10T17:51

經驗豐富貌

By Quintina
at 2016-12-13T11:46

別忘了還要說些網路老梗

By Steve
at 2016-12-17T10:55

專業

By Tracy
at 2016-12-20T02:36

啊幹……被簽名檔戳到笑死

By Ingrid
at 2016-12-22T11:21

祭典時還要有黑道幹幹叫圍事

By Ursula
at 2016-12-23T23:59

如果是過年的時候上映，主角十之八九會是豬哥亮

By Ethan
at 2016-12-26T10:27

精闢

By Lily
at 2016-12-30T06:15

專業

By Zora
at 2017-01-02T09:41

專業

By Andy
at 2017-01-03T18:45

不錯XD

By Ursula
at 2017-01-06T00:34

推

By Agatha
at 2017-01-06T05:28

專業XD簽名檔XDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2017-01-10T02:52

專業台灣影視顧問

By Margaret
at 2017-01-11T02:30

XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2017-01-11T07:04

簽名檔很高級耶

By Liam
at 2017-01-15T20:11

簽名檔看不懂

By Liam
at 2017-01-20T03:06

給樓上，你USB有沒有插錯邊過

By Emily
at 2017-01-23T15:04

所以要翻轉

By Charlie
at 2017-01-24T03:06

台灣的文創都被你說完了

By Joseph
at 2017-01-27T00:08

簽名檔很靠北XD

By James
at 2017-01-29T05:20

在台灣三葉ㄧ定會給歐陽家那2隻母豬飾演

By Quintina
at 2017-02-03T03:06

台灣元素沒有問題啊是導演編劇的問題你這樣噴有意義ㄇ

By Vanessa
at 2017-02-04T23:14

給你滿分

By Annie
at 2017-02-05T14:10

專業

By George
at 2017-02-10T05:55

走路上要小心點，你太誠實了

By Robert
at 2017-02-13T03:44

然後都給高級外省人配音

By Andy
at 2017-02-15T14:45

推XDDD

By Caroline
at 2017-02-19T04:56

今天第一推給你了

By Kristin
at 2017-02-21T20:10

精闢

By Ethan
at 2017-02-26T00:04

XDDD

By Ophelia
at 2017-02-28T11:20

簽名檔真的很夭壽XDDD

By George
at 2017-03-04T10:26

好文，已笑翻

By Joe
at 2017-03-07T18:15

主角應該變成豬哥亮

By Sarah
at 2017-03-11T15:19

你專業寫這類補助案企劃書的齁……

By Blanche
at 2017-03-11T16:45

真的

By Blanche
at 2017-03-16T02:17

你贏了

By Kelly
at 2017-03-16T06:12

XDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2017-03-17T04:43

推

By Emma
at 2017-03-17T13:17

這樣演也沒問題，至少主線好，
台灣一堆電影主線跟屎一樣

By Dorothy
at 2017-03-22T05:55

專業文創大師在這裡

By Kelly
at 2017-03-26T16:25

專業

By Kelly
at 2017-03-29T12:59

然後講一些30年前的笑話當預告

By Yuri
at 2017-04-01T11:29

100分

By Anthony
at 2017-04-01T18:06

============> 且還要用一堆支那用語內地阿給力阿

By Michael
at 2017-04-03T12:59

還又政治思想審核如臺灣改成地區去中國說是去內地

By Zenobia
at 2017-04-08T04:35

By Ursula
at 2017-04-11T00:14

這樣才能打入中國市場

By Ida
at 2017-04-14T06:19

100分

By Christine
at 2017-04-16T08:06

專業順便推簽名檔XD

By Eartha
at 2017-04-19T08:40

你騙補助系XD

By Steve
at 2017-04-23T14:29

你電影系？簽名檔很靠北XD

By Mason
at 2017-04-23T20:09

還要塞星二代阿歐陽XX 李XX

By Edwina
at 2017-04-28T02:31

超懂的

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-04-28T16:53

你說服我了

By Ethan
at 2017-04-30T22:48

我開始相信你了

By Noah
at 2017-05-05T16:35

感謝推文解釋

By Aaliyah
at 2017-05-08T09:23

好有畫面...

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-05-09T02:59

簽名檔太好笑

By Margaret
at 2017-05-09T21:36

鋼琴版本wwww不要這麼專業好嗎

By Steve
at 2017-05-11T00:11

你台灣電影系?

By Kyle
at 2017-05-11T08:33

推台灣電影系

By Belly
at 2017-05-14T08:01

專業

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-05-17T01:23

一針見血

By Ingrid
at 2017-05-18T11:33

本文和簽名檔都很好笑 XD

By Lily
at 2017-05-22T02:13

你審查評審？

By Kumar
at 2017-05-23T08:19

還會有台語罵髒話橋段

By Olive
at 2017-05-25T01:24

廟會才會跳八家將啦

By Annie
at 2017-05-27T18:34

中肯XD

By Christine
at 2017-05-29T03:20

厲害

By Ina
at 2017-06-01T19:04

野生的八點檔編劇

By Olga
at 2017-06-02T08:26

主角還要說一些三、五年前的PTT梗，更棒

By Jake
at 2017-06-04T04:46

XDDD

By Agatha
at 2017-06-06T07:57

完全說中台灣生態

By Ula
at 2017-06-09T08:17

笑了，簽名檔也笑了

By Liam
at 2017-06-13T10:42

87分

By Dinah
at 2017-06-14T03:06

真相了

By Lucy
at 2017-06-16T03:04

簽名檔XDD

By Kumar
at 2017-06-20T23:50

哈哈，真是中肯

By Jacky
at 2017-06-24T06:06

簽名檔跟內文都超專業

By Megan
at 2017-06-25T13:37

你導演齁太專業惹

By Agnes
at 2017-06-28T00:09

然後故事場景在眷村

By Tracy
at 2017-06-28T17:12

還要塞一些沒意義的臺語髒話橋段啊

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-07-01T14:08

你很會

By Hedy
at 2017-07-04T16:50

內行喔y

By Emily
at 2017-07-09T02:05

簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2017-07-12T00:20

XDD

By Charlotte
at 2017-07-16T21:14

幹簽名黨好有畫面XD

By Leila
at 2017-07-20T06:10

專業

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-07-23T20:04

By Hedwig
at 2017-07-26T22:22

你是文化部專員吧

By Harry
at 2017-07-28T14:38

會有豬哥亮出來罵台語髒話

By Liam
at 2017-08-02T03:55

推

By Dorothy
at 2017-08-03T14:50

夠專業給讚

By Dinah
at 2017-08-05T13:52

專業推你很懂

By Adele
at 2017-08-05T18:01

歌這段簡直入神

By Kama
at 2017-08-09T23:39

太專業了

By Sandy
at 2017-08-13T11:23

還有會有同性情誼

By Xanthe
at 2017-08-17T10:27

根本就八點檔電影版就大尾蘆鰻阿幹

By Doris
at 2017-08-17T22:43

簽名檔好機www

By Daniel
at 2017-08-20T02:37

參照魔獸世界電影台灣版主題曲，請繞舌歌手魔獸來魔獸去

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-08-23T09:59

哭哭

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-08-23T17:47

跟佔著茅坑不拉屎的老屁股有87%像

By Vanessa
at 2017-08-27T19:10

簽名檔XDDD

By Enid
at 2017-08-27T23:07

還要有豬哥亮

By Yedda
at 2017-08-29T01:07

錯了唱歌應該還是給五月天或是蘇打綠唱完全同一

By Bennie
at 2017-08-30T04:58

正確

By Ivy
at 2017-08-30T19:43

業內專業人士!!!

By Caroline
at 2017-08-31T07:28

推XDDDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2017-09-04T06:37

XDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-09-08T22:57

鬼島

By Mary
at 2017-09-13T18:48

幹這就大尾鱸鰻啊

By Genevieve
at 2017-09-18T13:27

推

By Annie
at 2017-09-22T23:19

推

By Faithe
at 2017-09-24T02:30

太神啦~~~

By Catherine
at 2017-09-28T11:31

幹簽名檔XDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2017-10-01T15:24

精闢分析

By Franklin
at 2017-10-04T18:23

還要有根本笑不出來的長輩笑話

By Margaret
at 2017-10-07T15:22

推

By Rae
at 2017-10-08T11:39

不能只有我看到

By Rachel
at 2017-10-13T01:27

為什麼要轉三次？求解

By Belly
at 2017-10-17T13:42

三次：一開始錯邊轉一邊又插不進以為是另一邊又轉回還是
插不進才轉回正確一邊

By Rosalind
at 2017-10-19T15:13

推太經典拉

By Andy
at 2017-10-23T08:14

你非常了解台灣電視生態XD

By Audriana
at 2017-10-25T05:00

你知道太多了

By Noah
at 2017-10-25T16:42

你說的跟我所知的垃圾有87成像

By James
at 2017-10-28T19:56

這不是過年都會出現的騙錢片嗎

By Irma
at 2017-10-30T21:13

你把黑道出來幹繳的畫面放去哪了？

By Callum
at 2017-11-01T09:35

報金馬獎卻被評審刁難說怪力亂神

By Genevieve
at 2017-11-03T05:39

炸變電站改成汽油彈燒機車

By Catherine
at 2017-11-05T05:16

其實一直覺得君名跟小林村有種既視感

By Connor
at 2017-11-07T01:09

哈哈

By Vanessa
at 2017-11-08T03:39

要塞小模，一定要有髒話，推

By Elma
at 2017-11-11T17:02

中肯

By Tracy
at 2017-11-14T09:22

好華……

By David
at 2017-11-17T14:39

其實台灣拍小情小愛片沒那麼糟啦

By Necoo
at 2017-11-22T14:04

一定要有黑道啊本土=黑道欸

By Oliver
at 2017-11-23T20:22

不推不行台灣電影套路

By Poppy
at 2017-11-25T19:57

專業

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-11-27T12:26

忘了提超齡女主角扮高中生例如請安心亞、林依晨來演三葉

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-12-01T02:12

很懂喔

By Poppy
at 2017-12-02T16:17

你補助系？

By William
at 2017-12-03T10:19

你以為三立不拍？過不久就會有你名梗了

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-12-03T14:55

超齡女演女學生笑翻哈哈哈台灣真的會這樣幹好悲哀

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-12-06T10:56

專業給推

By Carol
at 2017-12-10T13:21

推GGdong XDDDDD 讓我們期待接下來的甘味人生XDDDDD
為什麼推不到囧

By Callum
at 2017-12-12T09:56

少了
髒話

By Jack
at 2017-12-13T08:24

你的名字娘家滴雞精

By Wallis
at 2017-12-17T10:52

你的名字大紅鞠

By Frederica
at 2017-12-20T12:56

阿罵一定是林美秀

By Kelly
at 2017-12-24T12:16

你的名字OPPO

By James
at 2017-12-27T19:48

男主角豬哥亮女主角林美秀讚

By Ina
at 2017-12-31T07:27

你少了孃加低蹟驚還有孃加大洪渠

By Doris
at 2018-01-05T01:52

會被冠上怪力亂神，在金馬獎動畫長片從缺

By Damian
at 2018-01-09T00:45

你害我玉米粒卡到鼻子

By Christine
at 2018-01-13T16:09

台肯

By Xanthe
at 2018-01-17T09:53

專業

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-01-20T20:58

以偏概全

By Gary
at 2018-01-25T13:50

三葉跳八家將是三小啦....

By Elizabeth
at 2018-01-28T17:54

你的8+9

By Kyle
at 2018-01-31T07:18

糸守町（鎮）和小林村的確有點相似，但台灣翻拍也不可能
選擇真實場景，畢竟死難者太多了。

By Joe
at 2018-01-31T09:46

太專業了!

By Elvira
at 2018-02-01T10:34

你怎麼那麼專業啦

By Agatha
at 2018-02-05T00:53

不能說的秘密不就是?

By Noah
at 2018-02-07T22:34

還有家長會跳出來痛批揉奶橋段

By Regina
at 2018-02-08T02:26

簽名黨XDD

By Regina
at 2018-02-09T20:35

還缺飲料杯笑話

By Adele
at 2018-02-14T19:39

三葉:當我們拿起刀，就是在捍衛自己的兄弟

By Necoo
at 2018-02-19T10:57

三葉會先打手槍

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