如果今天 Nolan導的是A片 - 電影

Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-03-15T13:14

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版上對於Nolan的狂熱真的令人嘆為觀止

只要是Nolan的片，就會有一堆針對每個動作、每個運鏡補腦的心得

搞不好很多場景 Nolan單純只是要拍一個俐落的畫面，沒有任何涵意

結果一堆諾粉自己在那邊補腦，揣測Nolan要表達的意思

我在想，若是今天 Nolan導了一部A片，版上的諾粉是不是也會一堆補腦

比如說:

1. 男優拔出來停頓了一下，射在女優的胸部上

諾粉: 男優本來想射在女優臉上，但因為尊敬，最後還是給予女優基本的尊重


2. 男優一開始用大量的跳蛋當作前戲

諾粉: 這邊 Nolan想表達的是其實男優的手是可以被取代的，從運鏡可以看出

諾導一直將畫面定格跳蛋停留於女優下體內，目的就是為了表達男優可有可無


3. 男優射的時侯叫了一聲

諾粉: Nolan很明顯要表達的是男優從頭到尾都在壓仰，最後的那一叫

等於是壓力宣洩的沸騰點，表達男人並非永遠都能堅強的耐住壓力



不過話說回來，好險諾粉們的最愛是Nolan，若諾粉愛的是柯恩兄弟

以柯恩兄弟愛用開放式結局的手法，肯定每部片都補腦補不完了


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Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-03-16T04:32
我先
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-17T00:44
樓下跟上
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-03-18T13:08
推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-03-20T00:09
政治錯誤小心被噓
James avatar
By James
at 2015-03-22T07:34
還滿好笑
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-03-23T17:18
諾蘭拍a片 一樣屌打史匹伯之流
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-03-25T00:49
..........有必要這樣嗎
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-03-27T06:09
好好笑
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By Charlie
at 2015-03-29T23:53
廢文引戰沒人鳥產生器
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By Jack
at 2015-03-30T06:29
幫你補血
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By Sarah
at 2015-04-03T14:49
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-04-08T14:23
有笑有推
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-04-13T04:18
XDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-04-17T21:25
太中肯會被噓唷XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-04-22T10:08
很懂
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-04-27T04:39
中懇
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-04-29T17:45
我就是諾粉 nolan不是也一堆開放式結局嗎
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-05-01T23:23
柯恩兄弟才叫開放式結局的第一把交椅
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-05-03T17:06
柯恩式結局哪開放了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-05-04T09:03
……
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-05-04T17:20
我也這麼覺得
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-05-08T07:30
幫你補血
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By Liam
at 2015-05-11T00:09
好啦還滿好笑的
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By Edwina
at 2015-05-15T04:05
酸度不夠
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By Zanna
at 2015-05-16T16:55
蠻好笑得給推
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By Edwina
at 2015-05-21T06:08
中肯給推
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By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-25T05:49
講啥
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By Quintina
at 2015-05-28T20:58
有笑有推
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By Madame
at 2015-05-30T05:04
哈哈
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By Steve
at 2015-06-02T21:00
笑了給推
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By Catherine
at 2015-06-07T04:44
靠背 我笑了
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By Kristin
at 2015-06-07T12:12
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By Rebecca
at 2015-06-08T07:12
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By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-11T04:51
我覺得你腦補的比較嚴重，多休息
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By Joseph
at 2015-06-12T19:05
XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-06-13T08:44
哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-06-16T15:16
我覺得很好笑啊 這個應該po在joke
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By Enid
at 2015-06-21T12:19
XD
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By Mary
at 2015-06-22T07:21
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By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-22T12:12
不好翹
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By Suhail Hany
at 2015-06-25T05:14
XDDDDDDDD奇怪餒 最近不是才稍微停戰嗎
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By Barb Cronin
at 2015-06-27T18:10
我信你了
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-07-01T16:25
諾粉崩潰XD
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By Mary
at 2015-07-05T15:39
廢文
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By Olivia
at 2015-07-08T05:14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-07-10T15:19
有笑有推
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-10T18:00
我看你比較腦補吧,腦補就諾蘭迷喔,我看都是反諾蘭的在腦
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-07-15T07:30
贛 怎麼這麼好笑XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-07-19T03:52
補吧,看那邊有沒有bug阿,那邊是不是不合理,看的超仔細的
呢
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-07-21T20:26
可憐
George avatar
By George
at 2015-07-23T09:31
qazxswptt就是其中之一阿,沒看只要講諾蘭的文,八成一定
會出現
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-07-23T13:32
才怪 諾蘭對情感的處理才沒有那麼細膩勒
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-07-27T05:38
指著我罵不會比較厲害啦 諾蘭的片我有喜歡跟不喜歡的
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-07-28T19:17
他的片有些特性 但不會像你一樣用攻擊的方式排解
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-08-01T02:07
可能最後女優要拿刀捅男優
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-08-03T07:03
還是你要陷入原po反串釣魚的粉絲之爭?那請便盡量罵吧
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-08-07T08:25
本回合由qazxswptt得分 請雙方再次站到台前 謝謝
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By Dinah
at 2015-08-10T20:08
嗯 開心就好
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By Yuri
at 2015-08-12T14:21
你就是糯粉吧XD
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By Franklin
at 2015-08-13T01:35
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-08-16T03:41
跳蛋那邊沒提到 那顆跳蛋象徵的男優的心理狀態如何 失敗
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-08-17T00:14
你說對了，已尻
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-08-19T13:10
那如果是柯恩兄弟的A片 男優衝刺後拔出來沒射就劇終了嗎
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-08-22T03:35
有笑有推
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By Puput
at 2015-08-22T04:53
好笑推XDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-08-24T04:31
一樣的話也可以套在大衛芬奇，艾方索阿
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-08-28T16:02
讚
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-09-01T12:51
還有男主角通常太太都過世了 所以來拍AV 忘記傷痛
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-09-04T14:03
你忘記A片片廠有鏡子了這是反映男優的孤獨
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-09-08T21:47
有夠好笑xddddd 你贏溜
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-09-09T21:53
幫補血
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-09-13T06:12
廢到笑了 XD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-09-16T21:28
好吧 你贏了 廢到我傻眼 推一個
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-09-21T04:51
不錯笑阿
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-09-22T03:13
還有男主角在幹的時候 阿福在旁邊碎碎念 有時還會念詩
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-09-22T21:53
有時也頗認同
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-09-26T16:51
http://tinyurl.com/n6e7pfs 這時候要推這個
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-09-30T20:49
XDDDDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-10-05T18:43
哈哈 不過這樣有些人會崩潰
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-10-07T07:07
不要這麼認真嘛
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-10-09T01:46
推推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-10-11T09:43
板上哪裡有對諾蘭狂熱?!現在數量明明諾酸>>>諾粉...
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-10-14T10:11
幾天前才酸過, 天天這樣酸到底有啥意義... 生活無聊嗎...
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-10-17T22:40
笑翻XDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-10-21T15:46
然後鄉民抱怨內__比較好看，還會被諾粉說看不懂
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-10-24T20:11
可以幫補麥可貝和昆丁版本的嗎?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-10-27T03:54
板上諾粉現在都是酸民反串的吧 真諾粉早被酸得不敢露臉
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-10-27T23:15
你管子上找找也許有 都有人拍 Wes Anderson 風格的A片了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-11-01T03:52
怎麼沒傳說中的不好看=看不懂勒?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-11-05T11:23
幹 笑了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-11-09T02:44
覺得好笑XDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-11-11T04:07
廢到笑了 推一個XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-11-14T16:02
OK
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-11-18T10:32
超讚的啦，寫出電影版的真相，腦補專家太多了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-11-20T02:01
喔。
William avatar
By William
at 2015-11-24T12:36
科恩兄弟的話 結局應該是男主角拔出後射出一灘血吧
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-11-26T18:33
原Po寫得這麼實際，腦補專家以後怎麼行銷電影咧..
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-11-27T14:55
推。
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-11-29T04:52
寫得這麼中肯，腦補專家以後不方便帶風向
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-12-02T11:31
日商應該考慮看看 我是覺得滿有趣的 XD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-12-05T05:49
我喜歡
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-12-09T18:38
ok有笑有推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-12-10T00:06
覺得像Nolan 這種導演不是一狗票嗎？
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-12-14T02:31
頂姦對決、全面啟洞、性際效應。我已經幫你想好片名了。
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-12-16T18:20
麥可貝：射了時候背景爆炸。
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-12-18T18:34
昆丁：兩個人邊X邊碎碎念，射的時候突然大噴血
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-12-19T17:12
qX大衛芬奇：X完發現原來只有自己在尻尻
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-12-23T16:03
酸的太刻意
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-12-25T23:29
蔡明亮：
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-12-28T02:45
笑了
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-12-31T03:59
無聊 回去你的西斯板吧
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-01-01T13:26
其實你是想酸柯恩兄弟吧?
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-01-06T00:15
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-01-06T11:36
諾蘭就算拍a片也是史上最偉大
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-01-08T01:09
不錯啊，滿中肯的哈哈哈哈
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-01-12T18:22
哈哈
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-01-16T07:57
我是諾粉我崩潰了
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-01-17T18:20
水準可以再低一點
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-01-19T09:30
你有種就直接拿諾蘭拍過的一部片來實證 你滿腦子都A片吧
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-21T12:41
真的不知道特地寫這種東西的人 有什麼資格取笑別人的
水準....
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-01-23T22:11
水準？
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-01-27T11:04
腦袋到底再想什麼
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-01-28T09:51
從這篇那麼多推，就知道板上仇恨Nolan的人佔大多數呀
然後一直營造Nolan粉很多所以要嘲笑一番來滿足自己
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-01-28T16:51
來PTT電影版追求水準這件事，已經犯了根本上的錯誤
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-01-31T10:04
....敲好笑ㄉ
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-02-03T21:44
借轉就可版
或是笨版
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-02-08T14:51
XDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-02-13T12:19
這邏輯用在很多經典電影都適用啊
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-02-15T05:10
迷迷粉粉進攻囉
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-02-16T17:05
還不錯
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-02-20T18:13
你寫的不錯阿
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-02-20T22:50
有點好笑ˊˇˋ
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-02-25T21:52
補血
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-03-01T19:19
有笑有推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-03-05T06:14
哈哈
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-03-09T19:59
科恩版：最後男主角會從女優體內拔出來，頂在觀眾(攝影
機)頭上發射…然後若無其事的離開…
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-03-13T21:28
看不懂
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-03-16T16:35
吳宇森拍的話...
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-03-21T14:34
明明很好笑 補血
William avatar
By William
at 2016-03-23T07:15
好好笑 大推
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-03-23T23:08
好笑 推
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-03-24T22:09
有笑有推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-03-26T10:03
笑死了太中肯哈哈哈哈哈哈
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-03-30T21:10
ㄟㄟㄟ我幫補一點 女優拿刀捅了男優 這是想表達女性的性
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-04-03T01:33
暴力!!! 沒錯!女性又有性暴力! 刀子則代表假陰莖 ~
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-04-06T18:48
女優用她們的假陽具 插入男優 代表復仇~~~~~
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-04-10T19:55
無聊當有趣
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-04-15T17:13
樓上Z大說的昆丁已經演過了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-04-19T21:09
幫推，蠻有道理的
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-04-21T21:39
有笑給推XD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-04-24T07:08
廢到笑
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By Genevieve
at 2016-04-27T17:55
別忘了重低音
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-04-28T06:42
蠻好笑的XD

一群女生為參加比賽初選拍攝mv

Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-03-15T13:10
主角們年紀大概是中學生? 女主和她朋友們很喜歡唱歌跳舞，記得的片段時間軸可能不對所以條列之： 1. 某次學校才藝表演，她們被死對頭惡整，表演時瘋狂打噴嚏 2. 好像收到某個比賽資訊，女主街頭賣藝籌錢時遇到一個拉丁美洲裔(?)的神秘女生，說 自己可以當經紀人幫她們找打工，交換條件是幫她找仇人(?) 3. ...

Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-03-15T12:06
小弟要找部片(?表示不確定) 主角原本好像很有錢 跟別人合作 使用了ㄧ台機器後 好像穿越時空? 到銀行發現錢都不見了 女行員說的，主角很激動 好像被陷害了 但是主角好像從未來為過去的自己準備了很多東西 其中只記得防毒面具還是夜視鏡之類的 好像還有戒指 而且主角發現每一樣東西都有用 當時太睏了沒看完忘了記 ...

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at 2015-03-15T10:34
有一種三位一體的感覺...這部片其實看了很不舒服...很怪，但可以思考一些事情，也許他 可以完全改變這個歷史！他不照做整個有關於他的歷史就會消失！也不會有炸彈客！那他 只要把自己殺了就解決一萬多條人命的事了？但人都會把自己生命凌駕於更多的生命之上 ，這也是可以理解的。 ...

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怕以後有人和我一樣無聊， 想請板主幫我放到精華區XD 「The bridge of khazad dum」 　凱薩督姆橋（炎魔追擊曲 http://imgur.com/TBF4OAX 在魔戒首部曲中，遠征團在莫利亞被炎魔追擊的曲目 由於合唱團聲音大多被蓋住，加上Soundtrack版比較短 所以很多人只 ...

導演運鏡很特別很厲害的片子

Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-03-15T10:24
※ 引述《Loitry (撩落去)》之銘言： : 1. 請描述欲尋找電影的類型或特徵（請盡量描述清楚） : 如題 就是運鏡很厲害的片子 就算劇情和演技爆炸爛也沒關係 : 2. 已知符合需求的電影或偏好的電影類型（為避免重複推文，請至少列舉一部） : 鳥人 因為他是一鏡到底 所以算運鏡很特別的片子 : 3. 不 ...