如果讓豆導來拍返校會是什麼樣子? - 電影

Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-09-23T01:33

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劇情小雷。








豆導演白教官,

學姊為了救爸爸順便害殷老師的時候,

白教官:你爸爸的事情你放心,我會想辦法救你爸爸的。(然後手摸上學姊

然後床戲。

白教官穿衣服:國家會感謝你的。


豆導演張老師,

憲兵進來抓黃老師,

張老師:哇靠憲兵有槍!

學姊淋雨跑來找張老師的時候,
直接摸上去,床戲。

事後抽煙不講話,畫面漸漸霧去。



豆導演魏仲廷。

發現學姊背叛,當抓耙仔。

在台上
魏仲廷:X你娘,你為什麼要逼我!

然後暴力的撕掉學姊衣服,強姦戲。


以上大概是這樣的情形吧。

觀眾要求加映,


豆導演方爸,

在家裡,學姊聽到爸媽吵架聲,偷偷打開房門看

方爸:今天令北不弄死你,有一天就會被你弄死!

掐住方媽的脖子,舌頭伸出來一直親。

畫面轉到學姊,學姊一連驚恐(背景音是方媽一直喊

事後,
方爸穿衣服要出門,看到學姊:你都看到了吧

畫面轉到方爸被抓走。

方媽:你知道我許什麼願望嗎?就是他消失。

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Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2019-09-27T11:12
幹你娘你害我半夜笑出來
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By Wallis
at 2019-09-28T21:12
靠杯XDD
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By Aaliyah
at 2019-09-29T09:28
幹XDDDDD
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By Christine
at 2019-09-30T16:22
你豆導系?
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-10-02T17:20
很煩XD
John avatar
By John
at 2019-10-06T03:26
完全抓到精髓XDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-10-07T11:03
你是不是豆導本人?
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2019-10-10T07:21
你為什麼看過那麼多豆導的戲 我都不記得這些台詞
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2019-10-14T06:40
有畫面有聲音的文章……
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By Donna
at 2019-10-16T21:45
夠了沒XDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2019-10-17T22:11
這樣票房會不會再加倍XDD
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By Odelette
at 2019-10-22T02:05
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By Edwina
at 2019-10-23T12:58
煩wwwwww
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By James
at 2019-10-24T01:58
笑死
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By Noah
at 2019-10-26T18:40
還有照你的構想 沒人要演學姊了怎麼辦
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-10-28T01:51
豆導好(咦?)
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2019-11-01T19:51
這樣王淨也蠻衰的XD,連著兩部電影鬥魚跟返校都要被
硬上...
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By Oliver
at 2019-11-05T07:44
笑死 如果豆導演方爸 或阿聖 敲碗
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By Puput
at 2019-11-05T13:26
哇靠 這篇文章有槍
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By Zenobia
at 2019-11-09T09:50
怎麼這麼有畫面XDDDD
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By Margaret
at 2019-11-11T14:16
豆導一人分飾三角 學姐:幹
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By Quanna
at 2019-11-16T04:06
不管怎麼樣都是自己演加床戲
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By Lydia
at 2019-11-17T00:18
XDDDD
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By Sarah
at 2019-11-17T11:35
張老師應該有導演獨有福利戲份片中也會大喊校長有槍
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By Hedwig
at 2019-11-17T16:59
怎麼畫面這麼清晰
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By Barb Cronin
at 2019-11-21T03:55
笑死哈哈哈
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By Aaliyah
at 2019-11-25T11:06
笑了
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By Sarah
at 2019-11-28T01:19
不要裝了豆導
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By Bethany
at 2019-12-02T03:41
不管怎麼樣 就是自己下來演床戲就對了
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By Ula
at 2019-12-03T14:32
怎麼一堆床戲XDXD
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By Blanche
at 2019-12-04T21:06
完美呈現
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By Elvira
at 2019-12-06T18:09
笑死
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By Poppy
at 2019-12-08T20:32
有畫面了拉 好煩喔
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By Agatha
at 2019-12-10T22:23
XDD
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By Doris
at 2019-12-12T08:38
笑死幹
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By Sierra Rose
at 2019-12-14T18:00
你太不專業了 豆導當然會演張老師 會有學姐幻想張老
師和殷老師有男女關係的片段啊
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By Agatha
at 2019-12-16T16:46
XD
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By Jack
at 2019-12-17T11:12
笑死
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By Erin
at 2019-12-21T04:15
幹太有畫面
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By Victoria
at 2019-12-22T16:19
你是真豆導影迷吧
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By Hamiltion
at 2019-12-26T06:32
靠 有畫面跟聲音欸
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By Kumar
at 2019-12-31T03:13
這夠軟豆
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By Brianna
at 2020-01-03T19:54
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By Odelette
at 2020-01-05T03:48
不能不同意
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By Rosalind
at 2020-01-07T07:28
豆粉
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By Joseph
at 2020-01-11T23:33
哈,笑死
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By Lauren
at 2020-01-12T04:38
豆迷==
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By Gilbert
at 2020-01-12T14:14
你根本就是本人吧
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By Joseph
at 2020-01-13T02:28
有聲音
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By Anthony
at 2020-01-14T05:51
笑死
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By Erin
at 2020-01-17T12:48
根本豆粉
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By Victoria
at 2020-01-19T04:59
可以不要這麼專業嗎
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By Kyle
at 2020-01-19T08:54
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By Ida
at 2020-01-22T00:00
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By Eartha
at 2020-01-24T06:54
不推對不起自己xd
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By Rachel
at 2020-01-26T20:31
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at 2020-01-28T17:58
loolllll
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By Hazel
at 2020-02-02T15:14
XD
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By Charlotte
at 2020-02-05T23:26
專業自肥
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By Connor
at 2020-02-10T01:05
太傳神啦
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By Agatha
at 2020-02-13T02:44
笑死
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By Catherine
at 2020-02-17T04:32
豆導劇本外流了?
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By Audriana
at 2020-02-19T19:19
瘋狂床戲耶..
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By Steve
at 2020-02-21T14:38
他消失是哪部電影橋段XDD
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By Eartha
at 2020-02-26T05:36
你這根本豆粉吧 XD
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By Christine
at 2020-02-27T12:31
超有畫面推
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By Frederic
at 2020-03-01T16:18
瘋狂做菜XD
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By Christine
at 2020-03-02T00:59
豆粉最了解豆導
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By Carolina Franco
at 2020-03-05T00:42
滿分
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By Ina
at 2020-03-06T05:15
滿分豆導本人
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By Gilbert
at 2020-03-06T07:59
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By Jacob
at 2020-03-09T14:35
你豆導系?
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By Oscar
at 2020-03-12T02:46
別裝了,豆導
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By Catherine
at 2020-03-12T08:58
笑死
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at 2020-03-16T03:45
笑死
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By Gilbert
at 2020-03-18T03:00
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By Ivy
at 2020-03-21T00:10
超好笑
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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-03-21T05:41
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By Margaret
at 2020-03-23T04:52
幹笑死 為什麼都床戲
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at 2020-03-28T02:52
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at 2020-03-30T17:10
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By Ivy
at 2020-04-01T10:53
笑死 你豆導本人??XDD
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By Xanthe
at 2020-04-03T06:42
你抓到精髓了XD
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By Una
at 2020-04-07T15:05
你豆導本人?
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By Ivy
at 2020-04-09T08:51
這很豆導
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By Lily
at 2020-04-11T01:12
你是豆導系?XD
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By Yedda
at 2020-04-11T05:20
你本人吧
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By Emily
at 2020-04-12T02:05
好有畫面XDDD
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By Emma
at 2020-04-12T06:52
有畫面啊……
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By Victoria
at 2020-04-14T23:14
笑爛
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By Skylar Davis
at 2020-04-15T15:55
你根本是豆導本人吧
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By Regina
at 2020-04-19T16:40
哇靠,白教官有槍啊
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By Doris
at 2020-04-19T19:04
怎麼沒有豆導演學姊的戲
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By Elvira
at 2020-04-21T04:15
XD
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By Mason
at 2020-04-24T12:35
笑死
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By Isla
at 2020-04-26T01:11
你豆導系?
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By Genevieve
at 2020-04-26T12:54
你豆導?
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By Elvira
at 2020-04-27T16:21
你就是豆導對吧
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at 2020-05-01T15:19
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at 2020-05-04T19:16
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at 2020-05-07T23:07
滿分
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XDDDDD
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By George
at 2020-05-13T15:15
可以
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By Ula
at 2020-05-18T01:24
豆導系XD
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By Zanna
at 2020-05-20T22:02
床戲的地方會親自上陣
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By Heather
at 2020-05-22T06:22
覺得第一篇推文讀書會長的比較好笑,床戲梗太多了
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-05-25T17:27
笑了
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By Elizabeth
at 2020-05-29T23:17
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By Una
at 2020-05-30T07:11
真的,床戲都自己下去演,心照不宣
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By Susan
at 2020-06-04T02:33
劇本都自肥
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By Ivy
at 2020-06-07T19:03
你贏了
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at 2020-06-08T05:30
劇本自肥 XDDDDD
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By Gilbert
at 2020-06-11T03:36
竟然有聲音和畫面!!!
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By Odelette
at 2020-06-14T21:17
「返校導演版」已釋出
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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-06-19T00:51
已經不是豆導,根本黑魔導
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By Charlotte
at 2020-06-20T22:17
推 優質
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笑死XDDDD
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不要碰我的王淨喔
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at 2020-06-24T04:47
有笑有推xD
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By Mason
at 2020-06-26T04:37
w
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By Charlotte
at 2020-06-28T01:26
推了!
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By Zenobia
at 2020-06-29T07:07
你484豆導本人PO文 XDDDD
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By Olivia
at 2020-06-30T06:27
笑死
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By Carol
at 2020-07-03T03:50
一定要有床戲XDDDDD
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By Mason
at 2020-07-06T21:06
自肥系是你
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By Zanna
at 2020-07-08T00:23
豆導本人?
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By Noah
at 2020-07-08T22:13
靠杯XDDD
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By James
at 2020-07-12T18:14
豆導是你?
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By James
at 2020-07-16T07:35
有畫面XDDDD
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By Isabella
at 2020-07-18T12:25
笑死
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By Thomas
at 2020-07-23T10:53
豆導系
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By Barb Cronin
at 2020-07-23T20:32
豆導好
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By Carol
at 2020-07-24T16:06
真的有畫面XD
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By Mason
at 2020-07-27T00:48
笑死乾
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By Robert
at 2020-07-30T13:34
豆導演張老師應該也會吃殷老師
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By Thomas
at 2020-08-03T09:34
豆導演路人角同學的話應該會吃女同學
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By Erin
at 2020-08-08T04:14
你豆導?
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By Rae
at 2020-08-08T06:37
幹快笑死
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By Margaret
at 2020-08-10T05:55
XDDDDDDD
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By Daniel
at 2020-08-13T18:26
靠腰 滿滿的床戲
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By Olivia
at 2020-08-15T01:20
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Freda
at 2020-08-18T08:21
豆導一定演張老師啦 殷老師跟方同學都排床戲
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By Connor
at 2020-08-22T16:36
第一句就笑死XD
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By Delia
at 2020-08-24T13:30
白教官的黑懶覺
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By Lucy
at 2020-08-25T20:51
怎麼有聲音檔啦哈哈哈哈哈笑死
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By Margaret
at 2020-08-26T20:53
XDDDDDDDDDD
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By Belly
at 2020-08-28T03:57
XDDDDD

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