瑤婷之真愛親額頭還不夠的拉子營養補充包 - 同志
By Donna
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雖然口口聲聲說著一段愛情故事其實好看揪心的是情節、對白、眼神與演員之間的火花,
但是真愛只親額頭只親手的無限迴圈loop太久,即使可以感受到滿滿的愛,
但看久了還是有種無以名之的阿雜感。
實在很悶會想大聲說:女同志不是只吃素不吃肉,
女同志會舌吻會激情會扯開情人的衣服會把愛人壓倒在床
也會在熱戀時天天想做每個人都愛做的事!
戲劇人生的親額頭與親手可以不必發生,
但女同志的真實人生是以下這些影片中會發生的事: 那就叫做床戲!
不知道下週的瑤婷會是個怎麼樣的節奏,
老實說異性戀能隨便親隨便上床,
女女戀只能含蓄表達還要自行腦補解釋”這樣比較能讓婆媽接受”
實際上就讓一個擁有良好自尊的女同志感到悲憤呀!
除去女女戀不談, 看到一個本應獨立自主的女性卻因鬼打牆節奏的八點檔
要開始一再忍讓老公的家暴並無限迴圈loop秒原諒,
不是真愛要怎麼硬吞這些劇情到繼續撐到劇終呀?
溫曉婷為何要被分到這條阿雜中二線呀?
溫曉婷為何不能有白袍思瑤的天公伯來讓她有獨立找回自己的人生的情節呀?
如果都是為了小孩, 好多次我都想在電視機前對曉婷說:我義務幫妳一起養啦!
所以為了能進入虛假戲劇人生的這一周而準備,
我準備的影音營養補充包就是”真實女同志世界”會有的激情片段, Ok??
不要自行腦補了, 直接看影片回到現實人生一下!!
1. 電影Gia中的Linda 與Gia:
(沒有此片DVD或藍光高畫質”無剪接版”的人請直接找我團購好了。)
安潔莉娜·裘莉那麼多電影裡, 我一直最喜歡她在Gia的演出,
這裡可以看到她有機會詮釋那單純、任性、不顧他人眼光、有點自毀傾向的多重角色,
Angie的眼神與青春與肉體(誤)都在這部片裡達到巔峰呀。
不過其實我很喜歡Gia的原因百分之九十九點五都是Linda這個角色,
延續對Dr. Legaspi的愛,
如果老天讓我可以隨意選一個從小到大看過的所有拉子角色,
我毫不考慮的選擇就是Elizabeth Mitchell演的 Linda無誤呀!
從Gia認識Linda的彼此火花, 到那段音樂唯美兩人隔著鐵欄跳舞扭動的挑逗,
到最後唯美不行的床戲,到Linda一夜激情後慌張離開時在電梯前面對全裸的Gia時
結巴吐出的"我是很古板的人"。
療癒呀!如果你厭倦了吃素想吃塊上等和牛的時候請看:
第一次見面
http://youtu.be/DyjyB7r6XRg
http://youtu.be/gVoDDVHcNHQ
http://youtu.be/tQjgFnSjYAQ
2. Desert heart 中的Vivian 和Cay:
超級經典的女同志片。
打算離婚的女教授Vivian來到小鎮重新理清自己的心情,
不料卻碰到大膽又直接的 Cay……..
在1985年時這部電影的床戲尺度可是超大的呀~
其實以現今來說這部的床戲仍是超長超大膽呀…..
- 0:38的雨中吻
- 1:27秒開始的床戲: Cay 直接直球突破Vivian的害羞
http://youtu.be/8VCcQKTxdvY
3. 瑞典電影 Kyss mig (英翻kiss me) 中的Mia與Frida
很ㄍㄧㄣ的黑髮Mia碰上直接的金髮Frida,
兩人的爸媽因著第二春的相愛而打算結婚,
婚前的家族聚會兩人第一次碰面, 接著Mia陰錯陽差
被她爸獨自一人留在小島上與Frida及她媽媽一起度過一個週末,
一開始似乎並不對盤的兩人,卻在漸漸卸下心防後開始情不自禁靠近……
這是近年來我很喜歡的一部片子,
喜歡Mia那種超ㄍㄧㄣ的個性神情在劇中慢慢轉變為眼神好有愛的變化,
共兩段床戲都很美, 一段是有點試探性質的初次探索,
一段是重逢後終於徹底放開自我的享受~
精華片段:
http://youtu.be/BdWocmsDG0k
http://youtu.be/FfypuJzNyCg
第一段床戲從以下3:42開始~
http://youtu.be/y_vdQkl6uzM
第二段床戲可從以下9:30開始熱身~
http://youtu.be/ta9eYn9fK0c
4. Bound 驚世狂花中的Corky和Violet
穿著無袖白短上衣的帥氣性感水電工Corky, 遇上誘受魔王Violet,
這部片臉紅心跳的程度完全不用解釋的呀!
全片如下:
(1)12:08的刺青挑逗討論, 到13:5這一幕我只能說自己去看啦的片段……..
(2)18:42開始就是把接鼻血的衛生紙準備好……
http://youtu.be/otIkeCdLFLs
只能說整部片完全就是個大口吃美國牛肉的節奏~~
5. I can't think straight 中的Tala and Leyla
很輕鬆愉快簡單的一部拉子片, 中東與印度裔的女主角兩人,
都有著原本文化上的束縛, 但兩人就只是很自然被對方吸引,
好賞心悅目的一對~(讓人一個愉快吃蛋糕的心情呀)
1:37開始囉~
http://youtu.be/Q7bsJ1b_rVY
這裡有中文在線觀看:
http://www.56.com/u65/v_NTMwMTc5NDI.html
6. Chloe中的Chloe與Catherine:
若有姐控夫人控的人怎麼能錯過這部電影呢?
穿著白袍的茱莉安摩爾呀~~~~~~~~
整整70分鐘在用Chloe描述偷情經過的方式彼此調情的兩人,
最後大爆發時,
請看茱莉安姐姐用雙手一顆顆顫抖地解開Chloe扣子的一整段床戲~
http://dai.ly/xd7akg
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泣台例行性的黑色星期一讓迷迷崩潰的黑色瑤婷劇情今晚又要開始了,
再度墜入真愛親額頭的非現實世界裡,
好希望海頓婷能儘快從平行世界消失,
好希望溫曉婷能開始學會一個人也能好好過日子,
而大寶發覺自己的讓愛錯了之後,
我希望看她被賞好幾個軟釘子使出所有進化版的把妹絕招才追得回曉婷呀!
這同樣是需要強力補血才能撐完的一整周呀~~~
請大家享用~~~~
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自己的權利自己爭取, 如果我們不努力不支持,
十年之後, 多元成家仍可能還是紙上空談,
所以要一起支持台灣伴侶盟喔~~
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