白宮風雲 - 歐美

這部真好看 可惜沒有專版

第三季16集

有一段對話 是我目前看到覺得最爆笑的

就是josh 回應網路上瘋狂論壇的那段 然後被CJ發現 電翻

這段真的是經典 我還去研究一下 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

沒辦法 太缺乏文學背景 竟然沒看過這部名片 Orz




C.J.
You posted on a web site?

Donna emerges from a door behind C.J., and they exchange a look.

JOSH
I was communicating with the people.

C.J.
Really?

Josh is momentarily distracted watching Donna walk past him into his office.
Then he steps closer to C.J. and speaks in a hushed voice.

JOSH
C.J., it's a... crazy place. It's got this dictatorial leader, who I'm sure
wears a muumuu and chain smokes Parliaments.
[makes a smoking gesture with his fingers]

C.J.
What did you go there for in the first place?

JOSH
It's called LemonLyman.com.

C.J. gives him a pointed shove in the direction of his office. They walk a
few paces and stop outside the doorway.

C.J.
Let me explain something to you, this is sort of my field. The people on
these sites? They're the cast of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Donna picks up her jacket inside the office and walks out between the two of
them.

C.J. [cont]
The muumuu wearing Parliament smoker? That's Nurse Ratched. When Nurse
Ratched is unhappy, the patients are unhappy. You? You're McMurphy.
You swoop in there with your card games and your fishing trips...

JOSH
[shrugging defensively] I didn't swoop in, I came in exactly the same way
everybody else did.

C.J.
Well, now I'm telling you to open the ward room window and climb on out
before they give you a pre-frontal lobotomy, and I have to smother you
with a pillow.

Josh regards her in silence for a moment.

JOSH
You're Chief Brom-

C.J.
I'm Chief Bromden, yes, at this particular moment. I'm assigning an intern
from the press office to that web site. They're going to check it every night
before they go home. If they discover you've been there,
I'm going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass...

Josh looks down at the floor.

C.J.
What?

JOSH
[with a slight shrug] Well... technically, I outrank you.

C.J.
[shouting] So far up your ass!

JOSH
[quickly] Okay.

C.J.
Okay?

JOSH
How you doing?

C.J.
Are we ready?

JOSH
[nods] We are.

C.J.
I believe we are. You want to walk over?

He hesitates, then turns to walk with her.

JOSH
[calling out] Donna, let's go, it's time.




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