目擊者 畫虎不成反類犬的爛片 - 電影

By Charlie
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先講結論:非常沉悶,畫面、音樂、演員、劇情都很無聊
1.畫面無聊
完全沒懸疑片該給到的視覺娛樂,說好的懸疑呢?刺激呢?
片中的「車戲」是我看過最可悲的電影畫面:一輛車急著逃跑從路邊停車位開出來,撞到
男主角和前後停著的車輛。前後就這麼簡單,然而攝影機拼命晃動,搞得好像很有事。
很想哭著對導演說:夠了,雖然撞壞幾台一動也不動的車可能是你花最多錢的一幕,但這
真的沒什麼好看的。沒經費,就不要碰車好嗎?
越想表達這是個激烈的場面,我越感到他媽空虛。
這部場景畫面也不怎麼重要,其實沒必要發生在台北,反正人自己玩自己的,把背景全部
塗黑只有人在前面演其實也差不多,只有新員警的家的場景有存在感。
片尾的蒙太奇是唯一令人感到緊張的畫面,如果觀眾有幸前兩小時沒睡死的話,就能在結
尾取得懸疑片承諾的緊張感。
2.配樂無聊
有配樂嗎?劇情高潮時是啥配樂?沒印象,也不想重看一次確認。
3.演員無聊
台灣嘛,本來就沒期待,所以演員其實是這部片最能接受的一部分。
男主角跑去找人遇到的那些阿伯、阿婆,是最有真實感的一群人,因為太有真實感在這部
電影裡反而很突兀。
另外導演不知對男主的女上司有甚麼仇,一直讓她毫無鋪陳地講些很典型的話,像在車上
突然冒出:「是不是只要交往久了,感情就會變淡?」這台詞太經典,又這麼直接拋出,
讓我有種「這裡其實是笑點」的錯覺。就像howhow不管甚麼狀況都說「你就待在監獄裡好
好反省吧」,藉由這種超展開卻是經典情境當笑點一樣。
4.劇情無聊
懸疑片給人的樂趣就是好奇真相為何、和步步逼近真相給人的興奮感,但看這部片兩者都
體會不到。
它都會有個好理由讓觀眾尋找真相。可能會吊起你的好奇心,或者讓你同理主角,代入他
的同時也在乎起真相。而這部片看到一半我才發現:我根本不在乎九年前誰撞誰。
包袱太明顯吊不起好奇心,主角刻板沒啥戲份發展難代入。對於主角(雖然是劇情需求隱
藏了)和觀眾,始終沒有一個好理由去追求真相,所以就變成為求故事發展而求真相。也
因此即便劇情有推進,卻一點興奮感都沒有,電影的處理也很平淡,搞得很像解枯燥的
npc任務,送信給村長這類東西一樣,只會想讓人快轉跳過。
唯一讓我感到好奇心的一次,就是看到年輕警員的公寓,這員警住在這麼髒亂、獨居、養
波斯貓、牆上掛廉價壁畫、客廳放神壇是怎樣的一個生活呢?(答案蠻無趣的就是了)
結論:
目擊者想學好來屋的商業大片,但別人的事件發展是娛樂,這部的是拖台前,畫虎不成反
類犬,處處不如人。
就如片頭空拍暗示的場景一樣:沒必要,但因為好來屋也常這樣做所以拍了這個「什麼都
好」的畫面,下面是「哪裡都好」的都市,發生了「怎樣都好」的案件。
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1.畫面無聊
完全沒懸疑片該給到的視覺娛樂,說好的懸疑呢?刺激呢?
片中的「車戲」是我看過最可悲的電影畫面:一輛車急著逃跑從路邊停車位開出來,撞到
男主角和前後停著的車輛。前後就這麼簡單,然而攝影機拼命晃動,搞得好像很有事。
很想哭著對導演說:夠了,雖然撞壞幾台一動也不動的車可能是你花最多錢的一幕,但這
真的沒什麼好看的。沒經費,就不要碰車好嗎?
越想表達這是個激烈的場面,我越感到他媽空虛。
這部場景畫面也不怎麼重要,其實沒必要發生在台北,反正人自己玩自己的,把背景全部
塗黑只有人在前面演其實也差不多,只有新員警的家的場景有存在感。
片尾的蒙太奇是唯一令人感到緊張的畫面,如果觀眾有幸前兩小時沒睡死的話,就能在結
尾取得懸疑片承諾的緊張感。
2.配樂無聊
有配樂嗎?劇情高潮時是啥配樂?沒印象,也不想重看一次確認。
3.演員無聊
台灣嘛,本來就沒期待,所以演員其實是這部片最能接受的一部分。
男主角跑去找人遇到的那些阿伯、阿婆,是最有真實感的一群人,因為太有真實感在這部
電影裡反而很突兀。
另外導演不知對男主的女上司有甚麼仇,一直讓她毫無鋪陳地講些很典型的話,像在車上
突然冒出:「是不是只要交往久了,感情就會變淡?」這台詞太經典,又這麼直接拋出,
讓我有種「這裡其實是笑點」的錯覺。就像howhow不管甚麼狀況都說「你就待在監獄裡好
好反省吧」,藉由這種超展開卻是經典情境當笑點一樣。
4.劇情無聊
懸疑片給人的樂趣就是好奇真相為何、和步步逼近真相給人的興奮感,但看這部片兩者都
體會不到。
它都會有個好理由讓觀眾尋找真相。可能會吊起你的好奇心,或者讓你同理主角,代入他
的同時也在乎起真相。而這部片看到一半我才發現:我根本不在乎九年前誰撞誰。
包袱太明顯吊不起好奇心,主角刻板沒啥戲份發展難代入。對於主角(雖然是劇情需求隱
藏了)和觀眾,始終沒有一個好理由去追求真相,所以就變成為求故事發展而求真相。也
因此即便劇情有推進,卻一點興奮感都沒有,電影的處理也很平淡,搞得很像解枯燥的
npc任務,送信給村長這類東西一樣,只會想讓人快轉跳過。
唯一讓我感到好奇心的一次,就是看到年輕警員的公寓,這員警住在這麼髒亂、獨居、養
波斯貓、牆上掛廉價壁畫、客廳放神壇是怎樣的一個生活呢?(答案蠻無趣的就是了)
結論:
目擊者想學好來屋的商業大片,但別人的事件發展是娛樂,這部的是拖台前,畫虎不成反
類犬,處處不如人。
就如片頭空拍暗示的場景一樣:沒必要,但因為好來屋也常這樣做所以拍了這個「什麼都
好」的畫面,下面是「哪裡都好」的都市,發生了「怎樣都好」的案件。
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