看完七龍珠特映的苦主 - 電影

Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2009-03-13T00:54

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今天晚上去台中德安看了七龍珠的特映會

該怎麼說呢?

大概就是陳子強躺著演都贏的程度吧!




以下是大概劇情






























比克在2000年前帶著心愛的寵物大猩猩一起來侵略地球

後來被一堆像道士的人用魔封波封印了


主角悟空是個會武功的少年

平常因為聽爺爺的話不亂用武功所以都被同學欺負

某天悟空滿18歲,爺爺送他一個四星球

然後因為幫同學-琪琪開鎖櫃所以被邀請去派對

在派對上因為忍不住就教訓了平常欺負自己的壞學生

於是琪琪就很高興的和他聊了很久


畫面一轉,比克跑來拆了悟空家順便讓悟飯領便當

接著悟空回家聽爺爺說要去找龜仙人

在廢墟中收拾行李時(都廢墟了液晶電視還沒破)

布馬登場了,在一陣子後說得布馬

於是和槍手布馬一起去找龜仙人&龍珠


找到龜仙人以後,龜仙人根本是個丑角

功夫沒有很厲害只會做一些很奇怪的動作

潘若迪老師的有氧舞蹈還比他的動作好看

總之又說得龜仙人一起加入旅程,小丑加入!!


旅行中途大家掉到一個大洞,結果是盜賊飲茶想勒索

於是大家就在這個陷阱裏面生火想過夜

龜仙人突然跳出洞叫飲茶讓大家上去

但是為什麼不早一點跳出來,我也不知道

而且悟空還跳不出這個洞


中間偶爾穿插比克帶著奇怪的爆乳女部下到處蒐集龍珠

比克把血抽出來以後可以變成奇怪的盔甲武士,只能用岩漿消滅


龜仙人要帶大家去時光屋修行,結果那裡是比武觀光勝地,還與琪琪重逢

龜仙人教悟空最厲害的氣功-龜派氣功,但是集氣要做很奇怪的動作

集氣發射出去以後可以把蠟燭點著!!超級厲害的說

中間比克的爆乳女部下裝成琪琪偷走了龍珠


龜仙人只好去找黑人喇嘛學魔封波,對不起,我不知道喇嘛為什麼是黑人

於是大家拿著鍋子去封印比克


遇到比克以後大家就開打了

結果日全蝕,比克說"悟空其實你就是大猩猩"

悟空一點都不懷疑就相信了,然後就變成一支大猩猩

龜仙人想趁機封印比克,可是失敗被悟空一手就掐死了

布馬跟飲茶很害怕的跑到山洞,這時候不禁讓我想到射鵰英雄傳之東成西就

後來兩個人快樂的除掉了爆乳女部下

悟空也變回原形,還使用龜派氣功跟比克互轟

可是雙方轟了很多發都沒打到對方

最後兩邊一起發出大氣功,比克就掛掉了


於是他們就叫神龍把龜仙人復活

龜仙人打了個噴嚏就像睡美人一樣復活了

從此大家過著幸福快樂的日子


聽說最後還有一小段,但是我一點都不想知道

以他的票房也不會拍第二集了


整部片差勁到極點,水準大概比好萊塢電影台撥的B級片還差

動畫除了膠囊機車以外都很爛

武打動作更是不流暢到極點,偏偏幾乎每個人都要出來打一下

所以故事跟人物背景跟漫畫全部都不一樣

大概只有跟龍珠有關的才勉強類似漫畫


布馬變成一個很會用雙槍的槍手

龜仙人是會做怪動作的小丑

飲茶只是跟班,只有片尾射死爆乳女部下

琪琪不知道為什麼很愛打架,但是武打動作很爛

悟空沒有觔斗雲,金箍棒也在家毀了就忘記帶出來了

然後不會輕功,掉到洞裡爬不出來

被槍射到差點死掉,被龜仙人用龜派氣功幫他CPR才活過來


大概就是這樣,烏波魔人拍的末日危城比七龍珠好看多了

很久沒有看一部從頭無聊到尾的電影了

建議喜歡七龍珠漫畫的絕對不要看,如果對這片很好奇也免了


如果覺得我這篇文章寫的顛三倒四,那是正常的

因為電影就是這樣演...

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Tags: 電影

All Comments

Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-03-16T17:48
哈.....我笑了
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-03-20T16:00
真的會不想去看耶...
George avatar
By George
at 2009-03-22T17:39
囧片!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-03-27T04:30
推陳子強躺著演XDDDDDDD 應該讓那部去國外上映的XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2009-03-28T15:10
推好文
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-03-30T18:42
黑人…XDDDDDDDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-04-02T13:44
聽你講完 我很想看耶!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-04-06T14:56
我覺得你寫的比電影好看!!(認真)
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-04-10T16:05
光看文章就囧了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2009-04-14T07:51
辛苦你還寫那麼多XD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-04-16T21:20
很好~~你更堅定我不看的決心了!!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2009-04-19T04:00
你寫的好好笑喔 哈哈哈
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-04-22T13:31
我想問布瑪戲份多嗎? 想衝著正妹去看...
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2009-04-24T02:49
居然有電影可以輸給魔人烏波~~~~~OMG~~~~~~
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-04-24T05:21
看劇情描述看到笑出來 這篇文章應該比電影好看 XD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-04-25T04:23
功夫之王大勝!
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-04-28T05:04
哈哈
George avatar
By George
at 2009-04-30T09:08
布馬戲份普普,反正就是想拿龍珠出名的有錢小姐
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2009-05-01T04:51
然後跟飲茶說自己喜歡壞男人,但是沒有深入進展
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2009-05-05T01:20
推苦主 辛苦了XD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2009-05-05T10:34
好好笑的感覺..XD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2009-05-06T16:29
推~~ 文章超好笑 原po梗超多 我笑到無法自拔...
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-05-10T03:16
希望我的犧牲可以喚醒整個版上的版眾
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2009-05-13T07:52
我笑超大聲的 不曉得有沒有吵到家人~囧
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-05-17T03:51
哈哈 還好是有人要請我去看 不是花錢看的
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-05-17T11:10
謝謝原PO讓我看完這部片 真的很囧
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-05-20T02:48
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-05-22T23:10
看到要拍就覺得會是部爛片 看到預告就確定一定是部大爛
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2009-05-26T12:49
片 真佩服原PO居然肯浪費時間去看這種爛片
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-05-30T21:36
而且我昨天才睡兩個小時拖著疲倦的身體看完這片的...
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2009-06-02T23:48
老實說末日危城的演員陣容還蠻強的
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2009-06-05T15:14
感謝原po的分享 我整個笑到不行 XD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-06-07T21:29
看完這篇突然很想看
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-06-08T11:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-06-11T08:48
謝謝你的心得 讓我更加堅定不要浪費生命
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2009-06-15T08:38
氣功可以點燃蠟燭超級厲害~看到這句我笑倒了XD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2009-06-16T12:52
推薦好文!!! XD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2009-06-19T07:47
推極惡雷!原po寫得超好笑!
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-06-20T17:24
e04.....期許導演不要在污辱七龍珠在我心中的地位了>"<
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-06-23T08:39
XDDDDDDDDDD真的笑到不行.. 太 慘 了
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2009-06-27T23:59
集氣發射出去以後可以把蠟燭點著!!超級厲害的說 XDDDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2009-07-02T04:32
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-07-03T17:01
看到"東成西就"我嘴角抽了2下...
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-07-04T04:55
因為電影就是這樣演XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2009-07-05T21:11
黑人喇嘛是因為漫畫裡的波波嗎?就阿拉伯裝很可愛的黑胖
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-07-08T13:41
看到第三頁我下巴就合不起來了.....
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-07-12T17:24
對不起,我不知道喇嘛為什麼是黑人<=====這句讓我失守XD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-07-17T06:50
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-07-18T18:05
看到第六頁我眉頭就皺起來了.....
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2009-07-18T22:40
你這樣寫會增加票房...太生動了
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-07-20T11:08
東成西就...XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-07-21T03:32
這是我看過最好笑的影評了~XD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2009-07-24T11:22
陳子強翻身了
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-07-26T14:36
龜仙人打了個噴嚏就像睡美人一樣復活了...還幸福快樂勒XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-07-31T12:40
這篇建議版主M起來(認真)
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2009-08-01T19:52
推陳子強躺著演都贏XDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-08-03T04:35
超少見的優質影評~~
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2009-08-04T16:13
應板友要求,版標也順手... 這篇太囧了 XDDDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2009-08-04T21:14
以後會在宇宙囧片王看到這部片吧~XDXDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2009-08-05T22:28
陳子強那部不錯啊~感覺有"部分"符合原著
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-08-06T03:42
幹....我看完狂笑不止XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-08-10T06:27
本來還在考慮的 你這篇會害這部電影票房飆高!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-08-13T22:33
這片要不要直接出DVD算了
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-08-14T18:21
我論原po是不是maggie給的票....(誤
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2009-08-15T16:50
1992年作品狂電2009年 陳子強躺著演都贏XDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2009-08-19T23:14
好萊塢電影台~七龍珠 眩目的視覺特效以及目不暇給的好萊塢
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-08-21T19:01
超好笑啦 XD 一定要推的!!!
George avatar
By George
at 2009-08-25T17:36
巨星 精采絕倫 不容錯過~(仿好萊塢電影台旁白)
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2009-08-29T05:53
太酷了 你寫得很有條理 XD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2009-08-30T18:28
可惜宇宙囧片王網站關了 不然這一片絕對會榮登第一名!!!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2009-09-03T22:21
原PO為什麼寫的這麼好笑XD?如果我以後看不到怎麼辦阿阿阿
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2009-09-06T04:31
陳子強:等我兒子長大後 一起演那美克星篇(大誤)
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2009-09-09T23:02
我不知道喇嘛為什麼是黑人
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2009-09-11T23:57
100昏
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2009-09-16T00:31
為什麼不早一點跳出來我也不知道XDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-09-18T02:17
沒想到居然有比末日危城更難看的電影...
David avatar
By David
at 2009-09-22T05:59
辛苦你了..希望票房爛到底.才有機會砍掉重練
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-09-25T15:09
跟閃靈俠比起來不知道誰勝誰負?
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-09-30T01:08
我想到白靈有演的齊天大聖...
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-10-03T16:32
跟閃靈俠比算不同感覺的爛...
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2009-10-07T17:54
我已經跟同學約好要一起去試膽了... ...
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2009-10-11T05:48
啾竟會得幾昏 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2009-10-15T21:06
看看到底我們可以在裡面撐多久= =
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2009-10-18T10:46
文章比電影好看+1y
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-10-21T15:38
我笑了
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2009-10-23T09:10
不同風味的爛片 還是爛片
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2009-10-27T09:32
裡面的一句台詞 You have to learn Kamekameha....
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2009-11-01T02:28
辛苦你了
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2009-11-03T08:52
http://0rz.tw/9vf4r
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2009-11-08T01:02
笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真的想為了知道多爛而去看
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2009-11-11T17:43
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-11-13T00:31
XDDDDDDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-11-16T00:15
這篇影評的用詞口氣讓我想到之前一篇板上惡龍戰役的影評
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2009-11-18T11:30
笑死我啦~~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-11-19T08:49
也是超爆笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-11-20T23:09
烏波 : 我敗了....XDDDDDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-11-22T14:05
據說連鳥山明先看過都說要把這部跟他的七龍珠當平行世
界看啊!!!!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-11-26T04:31
辛苦了 鳥先生 XXD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-11-26T06:33
期待本片的IMDB分數 應該不過四
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-11-27T16:43
借用漫吐版名言"陳述劇情就等於吐槽才是最高境界啊!"
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2009-11-29T20:43
這篇一定要給他爆啦!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2009-12-03T13:16
我笑死了
John avatar
By John
at 2009-12-03T17:50
..................................
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2009-12-07T18:26
XDDDDDDDD 笑到關節好酸!!!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2009-12-11T20:17
蝦,連魔人普烏的末日圍城都比這片好耶 XDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-12-13T11:39
靠...笑到快暈倒了....推給他爆啦..!!!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-12-13T23:38
bsglin妹妹也來逛電影版啦!南投版胞推一個
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2009-12-15T15:54
辛苦了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2009-12-19T14:43
笑死我了XDDDDDDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2009-12-23T11:25
這篇快報了 純來幫推
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-12-26T00:45
看預告就覺得會毀了我記憶中的七龍珠……
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2009-12-28T09:58
集氣發射出去以後可以把蠟燭點著!!超級厲害的說
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2009-12-29T22:40
完了....被你寫的我好想看耶 XDDDDDDDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-01-01T06:39
陳子強躺著演都贏?! 這麼淒慘喔XDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-01-03T10:12
推給這篇爆吧 勇者好文
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-01-08T09:49
為什麼喇嘛是黑的 爆
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-01-11T02:44
快爆
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-01-14T06:03
XDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-01-17T20:46
上面說的惡龍是2864篇,去朝聖又笑了一次 XDDDDDDDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-01-22T10:48
有笑有推 哈哈哈~~~~~~~
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-01-22T16:00
文中說的Uwe Boll 去看了一下他導的片分數都很低
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-01-25T07:25
但他一直有戲可以導耶 真是奇怪 爛片導演一個
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2010-01-29T12:33
糟糕 比末日危城還難看 讓我想去看耶....
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2010-01-31T12:41
烏波 超越你的天才出現了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-02-02T19:35
XDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-02-07T09:52
為什麼悟空琪琪都還沒結婚 悟飯就跑出來了,還領了便當???
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-02-09T15:02
樓上根本連七龍珠的原著都沒看過吧
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-02-10T05:04
悟空的爺爺也叫悟飯喔 樓上回去重看
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-02-10T17:16
大笑之歌~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2010-02-12T15:47
推,好好笑的影評
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-02-16T13:45
悟空他爺爺叫悟飯,悟空的功夫都是他教的
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-02-17T11:39
XDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-02-20T23:08
好好奇啊 XDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-02-25T02:45
反而很想去看一看…笑一笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2010-02-25T09:37
比較適合沒看過的人去看吧
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-02-26T00:30
推!
George avatar
By George
at 2010-03-02T01:01
琪琪身為牛魔王之女 喜歡打打架練練身子也是很正常(?)
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-03-03T03:52
潘若迪老師 XDDDDD 黑人喇嘛超有笑點~~~~XDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2010-03-06T15:54
我認真的覺得全文笑點最高的是末兩行..有鄉民想轉就可嗎?
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2010-03-11T01:47
看到這篇...為什麼我有衝動想去看...想確認裡面的內容...
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2010-03-11T16:59
真是看幾次笑幾次 次次笑得肚子疼啊..原PO能借我轉網誌嗎?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2010-03-13T23:55
原PO比我先PO= = 我也有去看
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-03-17T05:38
比克不用五分鐘就被解決了 琪琪 布馬 比克部下都爆乳= =
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-03-22T01:27
而且從頭到尾都不知道他部下的名字..
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2010-03-24T23:47
悟空的兒子是因為要紀念爺爺才取叫做悟飯
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2010-03-25T23:00
推推~看原PO寫的 好像比看電影精彩 笑翻~
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-03-28T22:55
話說悟飯在悟空小時後有復活一天回來過..還帶著可愛面具
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2010-04-01T20:25
推~~~文章好笑程度百分百
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-04-06T04:17
http://0rz.tw/MFInU 這個都拍的比電影好..
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-04-09T16:33
原作裡天下第一武道會的和尚(喇嘛?)的確不少是黑人
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-04-11T21:39
原PO這樣寫 會增加不少票房喔!!!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-04-13T19:16
啊啊啊 會不會死掉
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-04-15T16:29
爛到好想去看XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-04-16T04:56
子強在這 http://0rz.tw/izUur
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-04-17T06:10
推一個 , 寫得比演的還生動
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-04-19T21:25
推爆乳女郎!!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2010-04-24T10:23
推陳子強躺著演都贏 XDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-04-27T08:08
如果我問為何陳子強躺著演都會贏很好笑 會不會很糗?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-04-28T09:21
XDD看這篇文章從頭笑到尾 極惡雷
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-05-01T12:19
不用去電影院看了,看這篇就夠了
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-05-04T01:03
XD
William avatar
By William
at 2010-05-06T18:00
射鵰英雄傳之東成西就 XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-05-08T12:18
幫推 真的謝謝你啊~ 讓我少看一部爛電影
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2010-05-09T14:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-05-11T20:54
看樣子還是等第四台播放時,再來看較好~
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2010-05-15T12:15
想去看到底有多爛 XD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-05-18T11:14
看了預告就不會想看,以免破壞七龍珠在我心裡的形象
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-05-18T16:50
可以把蠟燭點著 讓我大笑XDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-05-21T18:41
只能期待春麗傳了
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-05-25T02:02
你這樣講害我有點想看有多爛...XDDDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-05-27T07:09
龜派氣功CPR我才大爆笑= =
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-05-30T19:00
陳子強~去演悟飯好了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-06-01T11:25
推勇者!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2010-06-01T12:34
囧片
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-06-05T14:14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-06-08T06:47
XDDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2010-06-09T04:13
七龍珠好像還是要動畫電影版才會好看
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-06-09T14:58
真的是封印在電鍋裡面嗎XDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-06-13T09:48
太精彩了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-06-15T19:29
幫轉去joke...這篇寫的太棒了
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2010-06-16T08:46
這個也不錯看
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-06-20T02:25
http://0rz.tw/CP9M9
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-06-20T18:25
集氣發射出去以後可以把蠟燭點著!!超級厲害的說 XDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-06-21T17:06
我怎麼還蠻想看發哥作怪動作的
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-06-25T14:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_vSywjKaGM&NR=1
真人版片頭
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-06-29T19:02
http://0rz.tw/4OSvn
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2010-06-30T07:34
推陳子強躺著演都贏 這句我噴茶
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-07-04T07:40
在大陸一樣有龍珠可以看
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2010-07-05T10:16
黑人喇嘛應該就是在演波波吧?????XDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-07-08T13:12
謝謝大大的分享
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2010-07-13T12:31
太好笑了!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2010-07-15T15:09
好萊烏電影台年度鉅獻
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-07-17T02:05
推陳子強
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2010-07-18T00:24
金酸莓獎這部片有機會全部抱回家嗎?
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2010-07-21T09:13
如果有第二集我想知道誰演貝吉塔.............
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-07-24T17:24
太讚了!希望宇宙囧片王也來寫一篇 XDDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-07-25T16:32
其實台版的很好笑阿XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-07-29T13:44
XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-08-02T11:07
周潤發飾演這個角色一定很生氣
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-08-06T03:30
雖然本來就不像看,但還是忍不住讀了本篇,青春的記憶啊~飄
George avatar
By George
at 2010-08-09T23:50
來這膜拜優質影評人
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-08-14T08:23
台版的至少還有點漫畫的樣子 龜仙人也很經典
William avatar
By William
at 2010-08-16T01:49
棍 這篇超好笑 = =
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2010-08-17T07:04
僅存的一點期望都沒了= =
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-08-21T05:11
台版印象最深是烏龍72變唱明天會更好跟龜仙人跳舞= =
George avatar
By George
at 2010-08-22T01:28
剛查IMDb,發現是「救世主」的導演,難怪
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-08-23T14:44
救世主沒這麼爛好嗎…
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-08-27T14:04
也是絕命終結站的導演耶
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-08-27T18:06
陳子強樂勝阿~XD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2010-08-28T12:33
應該不會有噓出現....XD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-08-28T16:05
好笑
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-08-31T00:12
看我的六龜大法!!! 阿~蠟燭點著了
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2010-09-02T01:33
奇怪的爆乳女郎....XD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2010-09-06T13:21
轉去龍珠板
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-09-08T01:47
給大推 辛苦了 浪費這段寶貴的時間去看這電影
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-09-12T11:54
我真的覺得顛三倒四~原po的解釋讓我笑了~~
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2010-09-14T01:45
哈哈哈 笑翻了
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-09-17T04:19
現代版的 神農嚐百草 阿....
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-09-17T21:07
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-09-19T01:04
完完全全亂演嘛!跟原本想得一樣,原po超風趣,辛苦咧~~~
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-09-21T17:05
為何我會看成 "奇怪的爆乳女下部" 果然年紀大了眼睛會花
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-09-24T11:39
XDDDDDDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-09-26T12:29
飲茶只是跟班,只有片尾射死爆乳女部下 斯狗意捏歐把降
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2010-09-29T07:21
囧片王又有新電影拉
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-09-30T05:05
為什麼翻拍經典漫畫不好好拍呢ˊˋ
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-10-01T10:54
唉~要不就自己創一個劇情,找自己麻煩耶@@
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-10-03T14:30
鳥大:授權費領了就不干我的事了
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2010-10-07T16:27
推!!!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2010-10-11T03:51
辛苦您了,苦主...犧牲奉獻值得敬佩!推!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-10-11T12:21
推,感覺真的是大爛片
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2010-10-13T19:16
舞空術.是第二次武鬥大會..後才出現的
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-10-18T15:06
其實我還蠻想看他變超級賽亞人3代
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-10-19T12:26
神龍是白色的..而且好像不是大隻
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-10-20T20:31
再看一次原po的心得還是覺得好笑,最後兩句話很貼切 XD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-10-24T14:11
推陳子強躺著演XDDDDDDD
James avatar
By James
at 2010-10-28T11:31
好好笑XDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2010-11-01T04:00
XDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-11-05T22:58
你真的還去看喔.....囧 原PO辛苦了
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2010-11-08T04:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrjTokKH5-U 筋斗法~~~~
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-11-11T03:22
台版win!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-11-11T23:20
借轉 謝謝XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2010-11-12T14:45
推陳子強躺著演也勝!!每次看台版龜仙人好像原著阿!!
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2010-11-15T08:33
好可怕 看到劇情就已經不想看了....
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-11-15T09:59
真是一部爛片= =
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-11-17T04:03
高雄有沒有人要開團阿~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2010-11-18T18:25
我現在才發現以前看過的那個版本是陳子強演的...囧
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-11-22T09:01
然後原po最後兩句讓我大笑了XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2010-11-26T09:51
幹 超好看的拉
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-11-28T16:42
陳子強 跟 謝金燕演的新七龍珠好看阿
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2010-12-02T19:09
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-12-06T14:25
台版七龍珠大勝!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-12-10T23:34
好好笑~
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2010-12-15T22:04
當初看預告就覺得很爛...
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-12-19T15:32
為什麼我一直看成爆乳女下部........................
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-12-22T08:06
樓上................我笑的肚子好痛
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-12-27T08:03
笑翻XDDDDDDD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-12-28T17:02
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2010-12-28T19:45
正版七龍珠評價http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214341/
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2010-12-28T20:56
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-12-29T06:22
大推阿XD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2011-01-02T04:35
為什麼布馬我一直看成PU馬><
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2011-01-07T04:10
黑人喇嘛XDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2011-01-07T22:50
這個組合,不是咕嚕咕嚕魔法陣嗎!!龜仙人=吉他吉他老伯
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2011-01-09T05:34
你的文章看起來實在太好笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-01-10T00:30
發哥演吉他吉他老伯~囧....形象破滅了...
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2011-01-11T05:49
你的文章好好笑喔!!很精采
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-01-15T11:49
陳子強的聲勢在電影版真是如日中天啊! XDDDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2011-01-17T16:38
好有趣的一部片XDDD 近年難見!!!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2011-01-22T11:40
想知道片尾的,18339給您解答
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2011-01-26T14:37
第一次看到有極惡雷 xdddd
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-01-26T22:51
囧片XDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-01-28T05:24
真的推你的 陳子強躺著演都贏...
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-02-01T23:04
推咕嚕咕嚕魔法陣和吉他老伯! 完全像
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2011-02-05T17:24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2011-02-08T19:49
大推
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2011-02-12T04:41
推極惡雷,我不看了......我逛PTT第一次看到極惡雷。
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2011-02-13T06:43
推"集氣可點著蠟燭.超級厲害的說" (大笑ing ^Q^)
David avatar
By David
at 2011-02-14T23:21
看來這一部很適合 好來屋台 啊啊啊
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2011-02-16T19:01
XD 陳子強
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2011-02-19T18:36
結果這一部七龍珠上演,捧紅的是陳子強XDDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-02-23T01:01
本來沒興趣的..衝著這篇跑去水管看花絮...
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-02-23T12:28
結果看到賭神演龜仙 O!M!G! (抱頭)我不要!我不要! *Q*
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2011-02-27T18:29
原PO這篇讓票房大增...第二集要拍天下第一武道會...有天津飯
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2011-03-04T03:24
XDDDDDDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-03-04T21:34
黑人喇嘛是波波先生吧
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2011-03-09T10:00
拿台版的去美國播吧!!!跟他們說這是我們十幾年前的作品
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-03-12T23:49
推文好好笑XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-03-16T11:39
謝謝你 9527....我不會去看了 ~!!
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2011-03-19T13:50
陳子強!陳子強!陳子強!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-03-20T03:33
有人有爆乳部下的圖嗎 A_A
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-03-22T20:45
借轉 謝謝^^
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-03-25T01:17
居然被m了 XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-03-25T15:09
笑翻...XDDDDD...原po是強者...
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-03-25T23:33
那個封印的鍋子~該不會是神燈吧?
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2011-03-29T08:20
如果有第二部~黑人喇嘛中,其中一個應該是克林
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2011-03-31T12:23
看到最後兩行..噗哧 哈哈哈...
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-04-02T02:51
悟飯變成悟空的爺爺...真後悔看首映
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2011-04-02T14:24
樓上又一個沒看過原著的嗎 悟飯本來就是悟空的爺爺喔...
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2011-04-03T05:39
這篇害我笑到流淚...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-04-06T01:01
寫得真是太好笑了 尤其是結尾!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2011-04-08T09:24
果真是終極版極凶七龍珠!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2011-04-09T15:06
好文幫推XDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2011-04-14T12:58
捷運站電視一直狂宣傳到我不想看這部片了...
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2011-04-17T03:17
原PO寫的超好笑!!!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2011-04-21T16:42
Master Mutaito 應該是武泰斗吧 "原著"中龜仙人的師父
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2011-04-22T21:05
笑翻在電腦桌前 原Po真強者!!XDDDDDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-04-25T06:05
陳子強躺著演都贏XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2011-04-26T01:53
同為看過的人淚推這篇
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-04-30T22:58
那這樣不得不推功夫熊貓的 Master WuGui
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2011-05-04T11:22
TO樓上,功夫熊貓在中國文化認知上面真的做的很好!!
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By Isabella
at 2011-05-05T20:16
不管是建築物的細節美術或者翻譯名稱真的都蠻貼近中國文化
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2011-05-08T22:04
感謝開朗的原PO,把歡笑帶給大家(笑翻了ing)
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By Caitlin
at 2011-05-10T02:49
推還願意為此片寫心得的幽默原po,辛苦了╭( ′▽`)-o■
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-05-10T12:21
對了原po,打了嗝或噴嚏就復活的是白雪公主XDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2011-05-12T08:25
建議台灣片商把陳子強那部在重新上映,搞不好票房會超過
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By Mason
at 2011-05-16T16:54
全面退化~~~~~~~XD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-05-20T21:43
陳子強躺著演都贏XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2011-05-22T05:05
可以借轉網誌嗎? 太經典了!!!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2011-05-22T14:50
http://0rz.tw/AYlAk 不如去看這個
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By Aaliyah
at 2011-05-23T08:48
一身長衫輕飄飄地站在竹林上的李慕白....變成龜仙人了?
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-05-25T11:28
XDDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2011-05-28T14:18
借轉 謝謝
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-05-30T17:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvNmH385CX8
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2011-06-02T17:59
這個影片扮的很像啊 扮佛理札的感覺身材不錯
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2011-06-04T11:35
haha 有笑有推 這片 還滿屌的...
William avatar
By William
at 2011-06-06T21:12
我覺得你寫得很看耶(搔頭)
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2011-06-07T03:44
推陳子強躺著演XDDDDDDDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2011-06-07T21:55
這是陳子強的部落格...有貼新七龍珠的報導 XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2011-06-10T03:29
http://0rz.tw/3d6Re 這就是了...現在看到他已變帥了XD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2011-06-12T07:25
你寫完我就想看了!
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By Daph Bay
at 2011-06-14T12:18
http://0rz.tw/urYSC 不錯
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-06-17T18:24
原PO真是救了不少人!可惜一堆爸爸媽媽都不知道...
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-06-19T19:49
最後兩句真是經典,你的犧性是有代價的
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2011-06-22T00:52
對不起,我不知道喇嘛為什麼是黑人 XDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2011-06-22T14:41
這部片我光看預告都不想去看
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-06-25T12:17
其實我想推陳子強那部頗好看XDDDD 小時候很愛XDDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2011-06-29T15:52
集氣發射出去以後可以把蠟燭點著!!超級厲害的說XDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2011-07-02T11:39
悟空一點都不懷疑就相信了,然後就變成一支大猩猩
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2011-07-06T07:34
http://0rz.tw/3R1V7 讚哦
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2011-07-11T04:13
想看現在的陳子強演超級賽亞人XD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2011-07-11T19:17
大師老師是殺洨XDDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2011-07-16T09:52
http://0rz.tw/Diyec 素人隨便玩Cos都超越電影版~
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2011-07-20T01:47
推!好電影!
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-07-22T02:45
悟空其實你就是大猩猩
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-07-24T08:03
台版的不管是悟空、龜仙人或布馬.全都大勝= =
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2011-07-27T06:41
我笑超大聲的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-07-30T19:06
天啊!!!根本是超經點好文
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2011-08-03T16:51
看完電影在看這篇 實在是太經典的文章 描述的一模一樣
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2011-08-06T23:53
寫得超好!!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2011-08-08T17:26
朝聖
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By Dinah
at 2011-08-12T06:03
朝聖
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2011-08-13T21:33
+1
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By Necoo
at 2011-08-17T08:53
PUSH
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2011-08-19T06:26
剛看完東森播的 來朝聖

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at 2009-03-11T23:47
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