第一次真的慘不忍睹 - 布袋戲

By Vanessa
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不知道該說甚麼,最近看片的心情大概就是這首歌吧。
https://youtu.be/F5FlN-NBGo8
《給我一個理由忘記》
手都斷了 這銀燕去哪裡呢
我還記得 你說為大家砍線
東瀛線的日文聲 總是刺耳
不會鬥智 就讓降智的無根水蔓延開
只是哪怕設定再複雜 皇宮還是一破房
每當我看了 心卻狠狠的哭著
給我一個理由忘記,那麼雷人的劇
給我一個理由放棄,當時追的本命
有些愛越想抽離卻越更清晰
而最痛的距離 是舊角沒被收 卻在東皇劇裡
當我翻開 看過的每檔光碟
總會懷念 決戰九龍又劍蹤
當我回到 東皇戰影的新劇
最怕看到大俠你最愛捧的那個主角
只是哪怕推文再多噓 劇情還是一樣爛
每當我看了 心卻狠狠的哭著
給我一個理由忘記 那愚蠢的海境
給我一個理由放棄 超矯情的東瀛
有些愛 越想當粉卻越更像黑
而最痛的距離 是新片在手邊 卻仍不想拆開
我找不到理由忘記 大匯演的精彩
我找不到理由放棄 無下限的劇情
有些愛 越想抽離卻越更清晰
而最痛的距離 是看文字大綱 都能心頭火起
我想念三弦
或者只能說唯有金光才能超越金光,金光自毀長城的能耐實在遠超想像。
這完全不是口味的問題,而是基本說故事能力的問題。
硯寒清和千雪基本上已經是目前檯面上少數倖存的良心了。
在放棄思考下,有些東西抽離開來看確實還是萌萌的,比如芭蕉和北冥縝蠢歸蠢有時
還是有點萌,小華和臥寅的相處也很可愛,立花對望月的態度也蠻可愛的,御魂也算有趣
而且和主公之間的關係很微妙。
但是若要思考,整體劇情來看就只是各種邏輯死的糞作而已。
編劇說這裡要糾結,於是有了糾結。
編劇說這裡要激情一跪,於是有了激情一跪。
編劇說沒有老爸激情糾結都很不方便,於是有了老爸。
編劇說祖傳寶刀聽起來很酷炫狂霸跩,於是有了祖傳寶刀。
編劇說這裡要來原諒聽起來很高尚,於是有了原諒。
編劇說這裡要來個舊情回憶伊人已逝,於是有了偽春桃。
編劇說蒙面人看起來高大上很好很強大,於是有了東皇皮影。
不願意好好鋪陳,只想要賣弄速食的感動,不管不顧的直接往別人頭上澆上一大盆狗
血,完全就只是東施效顰而已。
很多議題不是不能寫,但寫之前編劇必須先做功課,講不清楚就代表想不清楚,顯然
編劇根本沒搞清楚自己故事中想要傳達的是甚麼訊息需要事先下甚麼功夫去處理情節。
寫議題不事先做功課、寫劇本又不用脖子以上的裝飾物,呈現的結果就是現在這智力
低下陳設簡陋編制不全的宮鬥,與矯揉造作呼天喊地狗血不斷的東瀛。
於是,舊角到東皇還活著的就輸了,但東皇之前就死了的也不見得就是贏了。
……不要跟我說這種見鬼的東西還有十五集拜託算我求你了金光。ˊ_>ˋ
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