終極三國15 經典台詞大彙整!! - 臺劇

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<第十五回>
周瑜計誘五虎搶婚 大絕盡出力抗袁兵
初登場人物
甘寧~
大小姐有夠...有夠噁的啦!! => 可樂兄這集終於有一句台詞了(灑花+歡呼 \^^/ )
田豐~
起稟孫總長,我們汝南高校的斥候系統是最先進的!
如果後山這群人不是劉備的話...我願意受罰!!吃大便都行!!
逢紀~
那...孫總長不追回嗎??
特殊道具&專有名詞
黑風霹靂拳 by黑臉張飛
盤龍踢 by趙雲
冷涼風火扇
行天破 by關羽
棉花甜甜拳 by馬超
冷涼卡燒 by小喬
龍形太極 by趙雲
拔山拳 by張飛
經典台詞節錄
(強辯團&阿香於練團室練"淚了")
周瑜 大小姐,好歹我們強辯團也是江東首席智囊戰鬥團
我們也有我們自己寫的歌阿!為什麼要練劉備寫的咧!?(不服氣)
你~如果覺得心情不好,可以練"轉轉轉運歌"阿!(強力推薦)
(太史慈彈起"轉轉轉運歌",其他團員開心跳起轉運舞)
阿香 好了,夠了!! (打斷團強辯團的自HIGH行為)
第一:我很喜歡劉備寫的這首歌嘛!
第二:你們要我回江東,就要陪我練劉備的歌!
第三:這˙是˙命˙令!怎樣!?(任性度100%)
阿香:簡單來講~這都是因˙為˙愛!!怎樣!?
(黑臉張飛打傷了吳下阿蒙)
脩 我代表我三弟向你們致歉,非常抱歉(抱拳)
周瑜 如果道歉有用的話,要軍隊幹麻?(嗆聲)
脩 你有什麼要求,就直說吧
周瑜 把張飛留下,等待我們校長處理,如果阿蒙死了,他就得償命
脩 不可能!!!我們幾個人來~就要幾個人走,一個也不能少!
如果阿蒙死了,我的命..賠他!(擔當)
五虎 不可能!!!(齊聲)
關羽 我們只能戰死!不會賠命的!!
孫策 怎麼那麼臭阿!?
周瑜 呃..大小姐剛剛對我們施了一計"金糞脫殼"(尷尬)
孫策 所以你身上該不會都是大便吧!? (周瑜沉痛點頭)
哎~你還是離我遠一點好了(嫌惡) (周瑜乖乖站超級遠)
(汝南高校田豐 逢紀來訪)
孫策 (與周瑜交換眼色)這位是我們江東高校學生會的副會長!
公瑾~還不趕快跟這兩位賓客"親近親近"
周瑜 是!!(超興奮)
田豐 副會長你好(拱手)
周瑜 (超親熱)你好你好~不要這麼客套嘛!抱一下嘛!對不對~是不是...
田豐 (字幕)我是..抱到馬桶嗎?
周瑜 我們都是好朋友~對不對嘛!!好朋友...(狂抱兩人)
周瑜:我這身屎終於有用武之地了 T.T
(大夥逃離江東高校)
阿香 還好~你有來找我
脩 我一定會去找你的阿!你怎麼這麼說
阿香 因為~我家的人...好像發現我喜歡你的事了耶~(羞)
你不來我就很丟臉阿!! (超忠飛三人在前面偷聽+偷笑)
三虎 我的丟臉丟臉~丟臉丟臉~丟臉丟了了 x3
我的丟臉丟臉~老娘我不要... (邊唱邊手舞足蹈)
阿香 你們來找我,並沒有害到我阿!我從回來的第一天,就期待你來找我了
雖然...我知道這樣的期待如果成真了,可能會害到你...
但是!我沒辦法不這樣期待,而這樣會害到你的想法,我不是還是一樣在心裡期待著嗎?
真正的好朋友,不就是要相信,不論自己做了什麼,對方都不會怪你的~不是嗎?
脩 大家小聲一點啦!!(擔心行蹤暴露)
張飛 好!!(超大聲)
關羽 三弟!!!(極大聲怒斥)
脩 二弟三弟~就叫你們小聲一點了,如果被發現就前功盡棄了...
(田豐自以為可以堵到東漢人馬,結果撲了場空)
田豐 孫..孫總長~根據線報顯示,他們剛剛真的在...(緊張)
在..在這裡阿~啊哈哈... (孫策攤手,一臉看好戲的表情)
阿哈哈哈...我們開個玩笑,不要那麼認真嘛!!(尷尬傻笑)
孫總長~我們可不可以跟袁..袁總長聯絡一下阿?呵哈哈..
孫策 等你吃完米田共 特˙大號餐!再說吧~ (田豐汗,孫策招人搬來一大桶米田共)
田豐 好~好臭阿!!我今天吃素阿~~~~~~孫總長~~~(被扛起插秧進糞桶裡)
=> 這集怎麼一整個很愛天然有機肥!? = =|||
好啦~田豐乖!被種進如此大桶有機肥裡,我想..你一定會長得很好的(誤)
(看著大夥開心的吃飯情景有感而發)
脩 (OS)唉~我這個鐵時空的呼延覺羅˙脩,要怎麼辦!?(側頭深情看阿香)
對阿香的感覺~不像對寒那樣...因為血液中有原生的詛咒,還可以克制
所以對寒還沒有開始就結束了,對阿香就有點一發不可收拾了....
脩!你真的能這樣繼續嗎?盟主該怎麼懲罰你!?
真希望能這樣,一直靜靜看著阿香..這樣就好了....(微笑)
曹操 (深呼吸)小..喬!
小喬 會長! (聊天眾人突然安靜全等著看好戲,曹喬汗)
曹操 (尷尬)呃..喔~~~今天的晚餐..還不錯吃吧!?(找詞講)
小喬 恩~是阿..你們家廚師好讚喔!(趕緊附和)
曹操 哎~還行還行
眾人 啊哈哈..吃飯嘛~吃阿...(繼續開始聊天吃飯)
曹操 小喬~(低聲講悄悄話)
小喬 會長~ (聊天眾人又突然安靜,八卦地看著曹喬)
曹操 阿...今天的葡萄汁..還不錯喝吧!?
小喬 呃...是阿!你家園丁很讚耶!(趕緊喝一大口)
曹操 園丁!?(困惑) 喔~~對阿!他種葡萄很認真的(正經)
(曹操為逃避八卦眾人目光,拉小喬到離開餐桌到沙發談話)
曹喬 小喬!/會長!(同時) (突然發現眾人不吃飯全圍過來想偷聽)
曹操 哎~~你們到底要幹嘛啦?(抗議)
張飛 想聽聽你們到底在講什麼嘛!
曹操 哎喲~沒有什麼重要的事啦!
小喬 我也沒什麼重要的事阿!我只是想告訴會長說,他現在的髮型不適合他嘛!
曹操 對阿~~(接很順)
(突然驚)可是!是你說我的頭髮...我才特別SADO的耶!(認真)
小喬 我知道嘛~~髮型是很讚啦!可是配上會長的身份就..整個不合起來了嘛!
曹操 所以剛才你欲言又止的,就是要跟我說這個阿?(失望)
小喬 是阿.. (八卦眾人發現沒好戲看了,紛紛掃興離開)
(曹操進入個人劇場,四周燈光全暗+spot light&召喚獸之歌響起)
(課堂抽問,不會的就要留下來自習)
老師 孫尚香!請問~九牛二虎,一共有幾隻腳阿?
脩 (OS)阿香沒問題吧?如果他答錯,我也要故意答錯留下來陪他
阿香 四十四隻
老師 答對了~~~呵呵呵!! (全班鼓掌)
脩 (OS)阿香!你真棒!(偷偷開心+與有榮焉)
老師 很好~呃..黃忠!老師問你阿,人家要捐錢給學校
王母一千 李母兩千 孟母三千!請問~ 一共捐了多少鏂阿?
脩 (OS)哇~孟母三"遷",是這樣用阿?
黃忠 六千鏂
老師 答..答對了!(驚訝) 太厲害了~~~黃忠!(全班鼓掌)
脩 (OS)真棒!大家都一直再進步
老師 劉備!來~老師問你喔!狼吞虎嚥~ 一共有幾種動物阿?
脩 一共有兩種,狼跟虎(自信滿滿) (全班傻眼)
老師 答錯!!! (脩傻眼)
關羽 大哥~這麼簡單的問題你都不會!?
張飛 大哥~你是不是撞到頭阿!?
脩 (OS)哪有錯阿?(超級困惑)
老師 劉備!老師覺得很驚訝!狼˙吞˙虎˙"燕"˙
很明顯就是狼跟虎,還有燕子阿~~同學!!(痛心)
(阿香請求老師讓自己留下來陪脩一起念書)
阿香 那太好了!!阿德~~~我可以留下來陪你念書了耶! (脩困惑)
老師 阿德?你..為什麼要叫他阿德阿?
阿香 他姓劉名備,字玄德阿!
脩 喔~~~~(恍然大悟)
阿香 奇怪~這不是你的字嗎?你怎麼這麼陌生阿?
脩 (汗)哪..哪有陌生阿?我姓劉名備字玄德,是中山靖王的兒子(背台詞)
也..也有人叫我"備備"阿! 劉玄德就是我~我就是劉玄德!
啊哈哈...只是沒有人叫我阿德嘛!哈哈...(尷尬笑)
阿香 那沒關係啊!反正阿˙德˙這個名字,以後~只有我能叫喔(宣示主權)
(李儒將校長室換新,重新裝潢想給董卓驚喜)
董卓 好好..好!
李儒 這是岳父你第一次稱讚我,哈哈(驕傲)
董卓 好個屁!!!(將李儒一掌打飛)
一整間空蕩蕩的,什麼都沒有好寒酸哪!
這樣小鼻子小眼睛,怎麼成大業阿?馬上給我重新裝潢!!!
李儒 呃~~是!!
董卓 先叫關羽過來!
李儒 可是他好像不會裝潢.... (董卓氣瘋)
本集最搶手
桃花朵朵開的小喬
頓時榮登全劇最炙手可熱的女孩 貂蟬:嗚嗚..這集都沒有我的戲分(哭~)
三帥搶一女的四角亂愛
各自出招到底孰能勝出!?
趙雲 讓我留下來保護你!!
周瑜 你沒事吧? 沒事就好...
曹操 要不要找個話題..跟小喬聊聊阿!?(羞~)
本集最累
跑給你追的最高境界
千萬別妄想跟五虎將比賽耐力唷~ = =+
第一步:充耳不聞
李儒 叫你們站住!!聽不懂阿?(大喊)
張飛 他叫我們站住,我們就一定要站住嗎?
黃忠 要不然我們跑給他追阿! (五虎跑走)
李儒 唉呦~跑給我追就對了啦!你們要死了你們....
喂~~我..我有..我有話...(腿短追不上)
第二步:落井下石
關羽 有什麼事?
李儒 (好不容易追上超喘)我..我現在....
馬超 你不講就算了! (五虎跑走)
李儒 (崩潰)阿~~~不要這樣!!會死人啦~~(死命追到跌倒)
第三步:從天堂拉下地獄
關羽 走阿~還躺在地上
李儒 喔....(虛弱從地上爬起) (關羽將包包交給張飛後....跑走XD)
阿!?用跑的喔?關羽...揹我啦..揹我啦!!跑慢一點啦~~~
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(以下為不負責任心得雜談~)
這集大部分氣氛都很緊張壓~(周脩對峙or狂出大絕抵抗袁兵時)
音樂配得很好~害我心臟一直狂跳 天音:明明就是你太沒膽了
但是當五虎輪番出大絕時
我看到棉花甜甜拳時還是大笑了XD
其他人的招式名稱明明都很正經壓~相當酷炫
為啥只有馬超的很搞笑?(扣掉明顯就是來搞笑的扇子小喬XD)
不是有虛彌拳嗎?還是因為打死伯仁就不敢用了?(恍然大悟)
周瑜那計真的好心機好心機~~~ >"<
孫策知道自己妹妹不嫁袁紹但又不想自己得罪
故意弄成好像五虎惡意傷人
把孫尚香強行帶走....
這樣東吳這邊就完全沒責任了(當然~責任都推給劉備脩擔了)
而且曹操大軍會幫助劉備脩搞定袁紹部隊順便翻臉
然後東吳再去找劉備脩結盟來強大勢力
(因為脩香分不開&五虎跟定大哥了)
怎麼看起來局勢好像都是東吳在掌控阿!?
周瑜:誰叫我就是無可救藥的聰明呢!
總覺得再這樣弄下去~
曹操最後一定會被孤立的(哭哭)
會長已經失戀了,到時又跟兄弟翻臉的話...
喔買尬~~我完全不敢去想像啦 >"<
脩這集氣色超不好~阿香也是
大概是分開太久相思成疾吧!?(大誤)
好啦~
我知道是on檔戲很辛苦
但看到演員明明黑眼圈超深~卻在演青春活潑的劇情
我就很容易很容易分心壓~ =3=
總之...三國演員請保重(不然妝上厚一點好了XD)
下集是心機董卓考驗五虎兄弟情&睽違超久~
第七集以後就沒戲份的王允校長有可能再現螢光幕!?(拜託不要領便當 >"<)
嗚嗚嗚..我哭點很低的~假如小關哭我一定會想哭 T.T
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