經典台詞改編版-捷運篇 - 臺劇

By Thomas
at 2011-03-06T02:57

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不知道這可不可以PO
如果不符合版規請告知，我會刪掉

看了犀利人妻之後發現大家都中毒好深

剛剛喵到某朋友A在FB上的一張照片敘述寫著：

情境：等不到淡水線
A表示：我要的是完整的淡水線! 完整的淡水線!!! 懂不懂啊你!!!

然後馬上引發朋友B的大迴響

http://tinyurl.com/45jhnd3
有圖有真相，不想看圖我獻上文字版！

純文字版

朋友B：我順著我的真心去搭淡水線，我錯了嗎?
難道我這樣"坐"，我就會萬劫不復?這樣公平嗎???

朋友A：笑翻!!!! 大家都中邪了 XDDDDDDDDD
在捷運站裡等不到捷運的才是第三者!!!

朋友B：妳有沒有想過我的感受？
也許我不想板南線，我不想木柵線，
我只想要單純的淡水線，可以嗎？

朋友B：如果我們兩個之間，只剩下板南線，那就不是捷運了!

朋友A：我的台詞用盡了
我就是個扶不起的阿斗一到關鍵時刻就露出馬腳
你差不多該去吃藥了

朋友B：是什麼讓你忘記淡水線、你自己的路線，
板南線到底給了你什麼？她給了你什麼？
讓你拋棄我們辛辛苦苦建立的一切

朋友A：他一定有在家偷做筆記!!!!!!!!!!!!

朋友B：我叫你搭淡水線都不對
我到底哪裡做錯?你跟我講好不好!!!
淡水線到底少了什麼?

看完整個笑翻了 XDDDD
純屬娛樂，如有不妥請告知，我會立刻刪除，謝謝！

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By Blanche
at 2011-03-09T07:11

我發自內心地笑了XDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2011-03-14T06:04

很好笑XD

By Michael
at 2011-03-16T20:57

靠我無法忍住笑意XD

By Caitlin
at 2011-03-20T03:35

笑到無力 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2011-03-25T00:12

妳對淡水線的愛到底去哪裡了!!!!!

By Gilbert
at 2011-03-29T17:29

換作是從前的我我早就把悠遊卡摔地上了

By Caitlin
at 2011-03-31T21:33

有趣XDDDDDD 順便推R大的悠遊卡摔在地上XD

By Adele
at 2011-03-31T22:46

哈哈哈哈...R大的超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2011-04-05T03:59

昨天剛下公車要去搭淡水線，就聽到兩個貌似高中男生說，我
昨天看犀利人妻........

By Megan
at 2011-04-08T08:19

XDDD

By Hardy
at 2011-04-11T23:27

我最討厭淡水線了(咬)!!!!!!!!!

By Agnes
at 2011-04-12T22:15

哈哈是我的同學XDDDD

By Megan
at 2011-04-15T13:37

很好笑我平常也會這樣中毒(>_<)

By Eden
at 2011-04-15T17:33

哈哈哈哈太好笑了!!!這中毒的有點深喔....XDDDD

By Enid
at 2011-04-19T05:27

哈哈~ 太強了~ 把台詞生活化 XDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2011-04-20T13:11

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2011-04-25T11:14

入戲好深哈哈哈

By Vanessa
at 2011-04-26T08:23

我看到悠遊卡摔在地上才忍不住笑出來

By Mary
at 2011-04-26T19:53

看到悠遊卡摔在地上才忍不住笑出來+1

By Michael
at 2011-04-27T18:48

XDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2011-05-01T21:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2011-05-05T10:00

好好笑喔XDDD

By Eartha
at 2011-05-06T03:58

淡水線是甜的.

By Olivia
at 2011-05-08T12:12

淡水線是甜的我笑出來了

By Jack
at 2011-05-12T06:02

我可以半年不搭淡水線就可以一輩子不搭淡水線!!!!!!!!

By Brianna
at 2011-05-16T13:03

樓上台詞太狠了XD

By Thomas
at 2011-05-20T04:39

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By John
at 2011-05-24T08:22

站務員:你要我說對不起嗎?說一千次一萬次你滿意嗎?
是淡水線選擇了我，不是我選擇了淡水線!

By Dora
at 2011-05-27T21:44

yes010916大的讓我大笑 XDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2011-06-01T06:29

XDDDD

By Noah
at 2011-06-04T02:32

非常好笑..大家都好有創意阿!

By Lauren
at 2011-06-07T20:19

XDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2011-06-08T08:46

大推好好笑

By Robert
at 2011-06-09T22:56

如果淡水線真的延伸到八里.我他媽的頭給你~

By Erin
at 2011-06-10T09:19

推K大!!! 還有板南線延到汐止!!!

By Harry
at 2011-06-10T21:36

好像真的會到汐止唷...(離題了)

By Margaret
at 2011-06-14T14:56

好好笑

By Belly
at 2011-06-16T19:42

XDDDDD

By Edith
at 2011-06-19T02:44

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2011-06-19T22:26

看完我大笑欸XDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2011-06-21T05:12

真的蠻好笑的...XD

By Robert
at 2011-06-22T19:56

大家真的入戲很深XDDD

By Hedwig
at 2011-06-22T22:12

太好笑了啦

By Dora
at 2011-06-27T11:04

我嘴角大失守好好笑XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-06-28T01:39

XDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2011-06-29T19:12

哈哈哈原po推文都超有趣的!!

By Delia
at 2011-07-01T20:05

太神啦XD

By Hedda
at 2011-07-04T18:07

超好笑!!有創意!!

By Regina
at 2011-07-05T09:33

暨希特人妻後又一個超經典作品！screen大的推文也讚了 XD

By Daniel
at 2011-07-07T20:48

大家的推文也太讚了! 我的淡水線不喜歡跟北投線混在一起

By Annie
at 2011-07-10T09:28

太好笑了

By Kelly
at 2011-07-11T06:44

有笑有推

By Rosalind
at 2011-07-14T14:26

淡水對蘆洲說:你不過是他的新玩具而已~玩膩了就把你丟了

By Irma
at 2011-07-18T01:59

大家也太好笑了吧XDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2011-07-20T19:27

蘆洲對文湖線說: 你以為你的路線很高尚嗎? 不過是個自以
為是又蠢到不行的死小三 (咬牙) 人數超過100萬我他媽的頭
給你!!!!

By Enid
at 2011-07-23T07:42

可以博得大家一笑又激發創意我真開心 (心花怒放飄走~)

By Yuri
at 2011-07-25T22:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2011-07-30T21:23

淡水線是要越開越安定,不是越開越任性

By Tom
at 2011-08-04T03:27

大笑!!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-08-06T17:22

我可以25年沒有新莊線就可以一輩子沒有有新莊線!

By Franklin
at 2011-08-10T08:04

如果新莊線明年通車我他媽頭給你~

By Ida
at 2011-08-13T11:43

哈哈哈太好笑了

By Oscar
at 2011-08-16T08:04

發自內心的笑了+1

By Adele
at 2011-08-18T01:34

cool

經典台詞改編版-捷運篇 - 臺劇

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