老葛隨寫之三：鬥嘴與真情 - CSI

老葛隨寫之三：鬥嘴與真情

你會跟老闆頂嘴嗎？
還是應該問：你敢跟老闆頂嘴嗎？

或許這麼問：你會跟老闆鬥嘴嗎？
老闆說冷笑話，你會附和？還是不屑？
還是你根本就會直接兔曹老闆？

應該是越資深的，越敢這樣做吧。
新來的，畢恭畢敬都來不及，敢這麼「囂張」嗎？

來看最資深的Catherine，她如何「大膽」與她的老闆老葛鬥嘴。

有時她會接老葛突發奇想的一句話，而且接得極好：
Grissom: I think our robbery suspect just became our homicide victim
Catherine: Well that's one way to avoid the rap.

有時甚至為老葛「發揚名言」：
Catherine: You know how you're always pushing that Holy Trinity stuff?
Grissom: Father, Son and Holy Ghost?
Catherine: Victim, suspect and crime scene.
Grissom: Oh, that one.

最有趣的是下面這橋段：
[Grissom is licking rocks to see if they're bones]
Grissom: Could be a piece of wrist bone.
Catherine: Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure?
老葛實事求是，她也搧風點火。

精彩的來了：
Gil Grissom: Did you hear the one about the cop
and the monkey who go into a bar?
Catherine Willows: I'm not in the mood.
Gil Grissom: Neither was the monkey.
「我沒心情」已經很妙，更妙的是老葛的回答，哈。

就算她有心情聽老葛大發高論，也會直接兔曹：
Gil Grissom: Most mammals only copulate seasonally.
Catherine Willows: How boring.
我猜老葛表情一定囧到不行。

老葛並非永遠是對的，Catherine直接反駁：
Grissom: We told them what happened.
Catherine: Yeah. But we didn't give them what they needed... closure.
Grissom: Truth brings closure.
Catherine: Not always.

兔曹、鬥嘴，Catherine真的關心老葛，很貼心喔：
[After getting punched in the head by a papprazzi]
Catherine: [Hands him an ice pack]: Ice.
Grissom:: I don't need this.
Catherine:: Just do it.
[Grissom holds the ice pack on his head]

更溫暖的來了：老葛去動手術前的對話：
Grissom:: I'm scheduled for surgery at Desert Palm.
Catherine:: Surgery? [She walks over to him] Your hearing?
Grissom::[nods] Yep.
Catherine:: I'm sorry.
Grissom:: I'm not. Has to be done.
Catherine:: What can I do?
Grissom:: Nothin', I'm fine. Take care of the case.
Catherine:: Wha--ah, that's it?
Grissom:: That's it. Um.... good luck.

被兔曹、被鬥嘴，老葛還是會崇拜部下：
Catherine: Never doubt and never look back. That's how I live my life.
Grissom: I admire that.

以我最喜歡的一段做結尾：
Catherine: You didn't have to come.
Grissom: I know. I wanted to. In case you need me

表面上愛鬥嘴，被兔曹卻不餒，
真情關心部下，部下點滴回報。

老葛，好老闆，好男人。

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