請問台詞 - 六人行

剛好在看劇本 ^-^ 把廁所那一整段貼過來喔!



Monica: Hi Chandler.

Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's
bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out.
Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!

Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay?
So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!

Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands
-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!

Chandler: (gasps) So?

Monica: I feel really sad that we're not…really there anymore.

Chandler: Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?

Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know
all over each other all the time?

Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to
tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we
are right now.

Monica: Really?

Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted
this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and
still be around each other all the time, I think that's
pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening
all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting.

Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy
but umm, I feel the same way.

Chandler: Yeah?

Monica: Yeah. (They hug.)

Chandler: Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out
about our relationship.

Monica: Did not.

Chandler: Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!

Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little.

Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I
fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship
and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up!
(Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.)
And now we're back.


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