剛好在看劇本 ^-^ 把廁所那一整段貼過來喔!
Monica: Hi Chandler.
Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's
bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out.
Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay?
So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands
-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Monica: I feel really sad that we're not…really there anymore.
Chandler: Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know
all over each other all the time?
Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to
tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we
are right now.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted
this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and
still be around each other all the time, I think that's
pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening
all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting.
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy
but umm, I feel the same way.
Chandler: Yeah?
Monica: Yeah. (They hug.)
Chandler: Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out
about our relationship.
Monica: Did not.
Chandler: Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!
Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I
fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship
and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up!
(Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.)
And now we're back.
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