賽道狂人 煞車都不會? - 電影
By Wallis
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Table of Contents
大家晚安 大家好
剛剛小弟我 (筆者為25年F1車迷 一日迷麻煩現在左轉出去)
到了信義威秀
觀賞了這部片子
賽道狂人
沒想到
整部片根本完全背離史實
亂演一通
以下有雷
哀
開頭就在那邊什麼
跟ford chairman簡報說要開啟賽車事業啊
什麼ferrari快破產了啊
去跟他們談合併啊
什麼鬼的
拜託一下啊
我跟大家講啦
我做很多年FA了啦
談併購最好有人在那邊直接殺過去講的
ferrari方還在那邊當場看proposal
神經病喔
亂演一通
當然是先有個簡單的共識再見面阿
搞什麼鬼啊
而且
併購都是雙方會請FA來談的好嗎
什麼?
你不知道什麼是FA?
是不會去google嗎??
無言
然後更好笑的來了
裡面還說到什麼
ferrari用ford來幫他們抬價
最後賣給fiat???????????
抬你個頭啦XDDD
ferrari是有上市嗎??
哪來公開價格啊
這種未上市公司的交易
就是雙方FA亂喊一通啊
然後最後再請估價公司作價啊
不然勒
這導演真的頗ㄏ
不懂賽車就算了
連併購也可以亂演
搞什麼
是不會先去看大賣空?
再來
第一次開跑
KEN MILES很好笑
在美國聽收音機
別人問他要不要打開
他還說不要
結果等同事離開自己偷偷去打開
是在傲嬌?
然後更好笑的來了
最好聽收音機就可以知道太快太慢啦
我跟你講我20年F1迷
我也是要看畫面才知道太快太慢 懂嗎?
哀
搞什麼
而且我跟大家說啦
事實上
ken miles根本不會修車的啦
他只會開車好嗎
真正在修車的都是那群mechanics
他只負責試跑得好嗎
這樣懂了嗎
各位一日車迷?
再來
ken miles有機會上場之後
也是輸整場
最後直線超車是怎樣?
邏輯?
大家可以去formula板看一下統計數據啦
這邊就不跟一日車迷們多說什麼了
最後用直線逆轉的人有多少?
車沒力就是沒力啊
過彎還可以靠技巧
直線落後就是落後了啦
打個檔很難嗎? 不會吧
各位一日車迷都會打檔啦
不多說了
然後最後
黎曼24小時比賽
也是很好笑啊
搞不懂規則 不知道不能換垂直系統就算了
carroll shelby還在那邊一堆小動作是怎樣
當小偷偷人家碼表?
搞啥? 還說italian made?
偷人家零件丟在地上嚇別人的技師?
搞啥?
輸不起嗎
無言
然後最後ken miles
只是輕輕踩個幾下煞車
二三名就突然跟上了?
導演跟編劇有事嗎
知不知道黎曼一圈要跑多久
有學過國中物理 算過速率嗎
我的天哪
亂演一通
無言
這部片如果入圍任何一個奧斯卡獎項
以下一百樓一日車迷
全部請我喝奶茶啦
再見囉
--
剛剛小弟我 (筆者為25年F1車迷 一日迷麻煩現在左轉出去)
到了信義威秀
觀賞了這部片子
賽道狂人
沒想到
整部片根本完全背離史實
亂演一通
以下有雷
哀
開頭就在那邊什麼
跟ford chairman簡報說要開啟賽車事業啊
什麼ferrari快破產了啊
去跟他們談合併啊
什麼鬼的
拜託一下啊
我跟大家講啦
我做很多年FA了啦
談併購最好有人在那邊直接殺過去講的
ferrari方還在那邊當場看proposal
神經病喔
亂演一通
當然是先有個簡單的共識再見面阿
搞什麼鬼啊
而且
併購都是雙方會請FA來談的好嗎
什麼?
你不知道什麼是FA?
是不會去google嗎??
無言
然後更好笑的來了
裡面還說到什麼
ferrari用ford來幫他們抬價
最後賣給fiat???????????
抬你個頭啦XDDD
ferrari是有上市嗎??
哪來公開價格啊
這種未上市公司的交易
就是雙方FA亂喊一通啊
然後最後再請估價公司作價啊
不然勒
這導演真的頗ㄏ
不懂賽車就算了
連併購也可以亂演
搞什麼
是不會先去看大賣空?
再來
第一次開跑
KEN MILES很好笑
在美國聽收音機
別人問他要不要打開
他還說不要
結果等同事離開自己偷偷去打開
是在傲嬌?
然後更好笑的來了
最好聽收音機就可以知道太快太慢啦
我跟你講我20年F1迷
我也是要看畫面才知道太快太慢 懂嗎?
哀
搞什麼
而且我跟大家說啦
事實上
ken miles根本不會修車的啦
他只會開車好嗎
真正在修車的都是那群mechanics
他只負責試跑得好嗎
這樣懂了嗎
各位一日車迷?
再來
ken miles有機會上場之後
也是輸整場
最後直線超車是怎樣?
邏輯?
大家可以去formula板看一下統計數據啦
這邊就不跟一日車迷們多說什麼了
最後用直線逆轉的人有多少?
車沒力就是沒力啊
過彎還可以靠技巧
直線落後就是落後了啦
打個檔很難嗎? 不會吧
各位一日車迷都會打檔啦
不多說了
然後最後
黎曼24小時比賽
也是很好笑啊
搞不懂規則 不知道不能換垂直系統就算了
carroll shelby還在那邊一堆小動作是怎樣
當小偷偷人家碼表?
搞啥? 還說italian made?
偷人家零件丟在地上嚇別人的技師?
搞啥?
輸不起嗎
無言
然後最後ken miles
只是輕輕踩個幾下煞車
二三名就突然跟上了?
導演跟編劇有事嗎
知不知道黎曼一圈要跑多久
有學過國中物理 算過速率嗎
我的天哪
亂演一通
無言
這部片如果入圍任何一個奧斯卡獎項
以下一百樓一日車迷
全部請我喝奶茶啦
再見囉
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