達文西密碼值得看嗎? - 電影

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達文西密碼值得看嗎?
李家同
耶穌的後代
至少有二的七十次方
《達文西密碼》恐怕可以算是近年來最受人重視的小說,在我沒有看這本書以
前,我就知道這本小說的主題是有關耶穌結婚生子的故事,我當時就驚訝不已
,因為要證明任何古人曾經結婚生子,都是高難度的事,耶穌如果確有其人,
他也是兩千年前的古人,當時羅馬帝國的正史並沒有記載耶穌的生平,要用非
常確切的科學方法來證明耶穌曾經存在,已經非常困難,要證明耶穌曾經結婚
生子,豈非難上加難?
這本小說的主軸說世界上有一個祕密的團體,一直在保謢耶穌的後代。我的資
訊系學生看到這點,個個搖頭嘆氣。耶穌是二千年前的人。如果每三十年有下
一代出生,二千年過去了,起碼有了七十代,如果平均一個人生兩個孩子,至
今耶穌的後代一定至少有二的七十次方,這是天文數字,一個小小的團體如何
能夠做到這件事?即使我們只保謢後代中的長子,也極有困難,因為某位長子
如果沒有兒子,我們必須去找他的弟弟。萬一他沒有弟弟,就必須去找他們的
堂兄弟。堂兄弟們住在哪裡?難道這個團體有非常好的機制?可以追蹤大批的
人,也有大型電腦,可以儲存這些資料。當然囉,這本書對此毫無交代。
最令我失望的是:書上說,他們知道證明耶穌結婚的證據在哪裡,可是雷聲大
,雨點小,書裡的英雄們沒有去找這個歷史上的最大祕密,真可以說是虎頭蛇
尾。我們該原諒作者,他再厲害,也不可能想出一種令人信服的耶穌結婚的證
據。一張羊皮紙上的結婚證書嗎?即使上面有耶穌的名字,我們也無法證明這
個耶穌是我們心目中的耶穌。當時的猶太人並沒有姓氏,我們當然不可能因此
而相信《聖經》裡的耶穌結過婚。說實話,如果有人說他有證據耶穌沒有結過
婚,也一樣的不可能。
可以列為懸疑小說,
沒有資格被列為偵探小說
這本小說可以被列為懸疑小說,沒有資格被列為偵探小說。懸疑小說有些小漏
洞,乃是經常發生的事,但總不能有如此嚴重的邏輯問題,更不能如此的虎頭
蛇尾?舉個例子來說,如果有人寫了一本書,說某大國的某將軍祕密地偷了一
枚原子彈,而且準備發射了,但是這位將軍聰明過人,任何要抓到他的行動全
部失敗。所幸原子彈仍未爆炸。什麼原因呢?並不是因為別人想出了一個打敗
他的妙計,而是因為他心臟病暴發。這種虎頭蛇尾的故事使我想起一部偵探小說。這部小說中的嫌疑犯很多,但是我們就是沒有什麼具體的證據。大偵探如
何破案呢?容易得很,凶手天良發現,出來自首。這種偵探小說,誰不會寫呢
?
《達文西密碼》令我想起一部威爾史密斯演的電影:《星際終結者》(ID4)。
電影中,外星人大舉入侵,而且地球上的人類無還手之力,美國總統也愴惶逃
離華府,美國空軍用盡了所有的精良武器,都無法摧毀那些邪惡外星人的大型
太空船。所幸有人發現這些太空船的防禦網是由電腦連結的。所以威爾史密斯
就在空中將電腦病毒用電磁波送進了外星人太空船上的電腦。對方電腦癱瘓。
他們的防禦網也垮掉了。
這部電影也是典型的虎頭蛇尾,事情會如此簡單嗎?難道外星人用的是我們人
類同樣的操作系統(operating system)?寫這種劇本的人,顯然沒有一點電腦
的知識。令我始終大惑不解的是美國的影評都沒有談到這一點。我當時就有一
種想法:世人是很容易唬的,至少我們可以說,大多數的人弄不清楚電腦病毒
和操作系統有關。因此他們看不出這部電影不合邏輯的地方。他們紛紛走進電
影院,使得這部電影大賣。
大多數人
似乎不喜歡講邏輯
雖然《星際終結者》有點虎頭蛇尾,但至少還有個尾。《達文西密碼》根本無尾
。因為一開始就說有證據,最後卻提不出證據來。
《星際終結者》是一部娛樂電影,並沒有什麼人嚴肅地討論這部電影,《達文西
密碼》就不同了。CNN還製作了一個特別節目,慎重其事地討論這本書,好像這
本書極具學術價值。這是我極為擔心的事。如果大家將這本小說看成有趣的小說
,也就罷了。大家如此看重這本書,使我感到大多數人似乎不喜歡講邏輯。最糟
糕的是連天主教會都強烈地反對這部電影。顯然天主教會感到很多人看了這部電
影以後,會從此以後相信耶穌的確結過婚。
一部小說不合邏輯,無傷大雅。很多小說都是如此。只要讀者知道哪些地方有問
題,就無所謂了。如果大家看不出有嚴重的邏輯漏洞,我們就應該擔心了。如果
眾多的人根本不會邏輯思考,我們真該替人類憂心了。
我還是要強調,懸疑小說是不能在結束的地方胡亂了事的,因為懸疑小說最重要
的地方一定是在結尾。胡亂結尾的懸疑小說,毫無價值,人人會寫也。《達文西
密碼》如果出自一位亞洲國家作者之手,不可能如此轟動。我們只好承認西方國
家不僅船堅炮利,在文化上,也是無往不利的。怎麼辦呢?
【2006-05-26/聯合報/E7版/聯合副刊】
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