102-part 04 - 六人行

[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
[場景：中央咖啡園，大家都在]

Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
你們爸媽真的那麼糟啊？

Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros.
They know what they're doing, they take their time,
they get the job done.
呃，你要知道，這兩傢伙可是高手。
他們知道自己在做什麼，不疾不徐，手到擒來。

Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,
... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
孩子，我知道人家說父母沒得選擇，
...孩子，如果可以..（對羅斯）..我選你的。

Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)
上個小號 （去上廁所）

Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
知道嗎，如果你們是雙胞胎會更糟。

Rachel: You're twins?
你是雙胞胎？

Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
對啊，我們不往來。
她是那種非常強勢，事業至上的類型。

Chandler: What does she do?
她做哪一行？

Phoebe: She's a waitress.
她是餐廳小妹。

Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.
好啦，各位，我差不多要收拾了。

(They all start to leave.)
（他們全部動身離開）

Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right?
You don't have any of this.
錢德，你是獨生子，對吧？ 你沒有這種問題。

Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend,
who... my parents actually preferred.
呃，沒有，不過我還真有個幻想的朋友，
他...比較受我父母青睞。

Rachel: The lights, please..
麻煩關個燈...

(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave
as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
（喬伊關燈，他們全離開，瑞秋開始打掃，羅斯從廁所出來）


Ross: ...How long was I in there?
...我在裡面多久了？

Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.
我正在清理店面。

Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
那你...呃...你需要幫忙嗎？

Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!
(She hands him the broom and sits down.)
呃...好啊，當然！謝啦！
（她把掃把給他，然後坐下）

Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.)
So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
總之...嗯... （開始掃）
那，你...呃...你明天要見巴瑞很緊張？

Rachel: Oh.. a little..
喔...有一點...

Ross: Mm-hmm..
嗯哼...

Rachel: A lot.
很緊張

Ross: Mm.
嗯

Rachel: So, got any advice?
Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
有什麼高見？就是，以最近剛被甩的人的立場？

Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.
Chances are he's gonna be this,
this broken shell of a man,
y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific,
I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!
I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring,
and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
呃，你最好別用「甩」之類的詞，他有可能會是這樣，
拖著空虛的軀殼，知道嗎，所以你最好不要看起來狀態很好，
我知道這很困難。或者，就是，呃，嘿！
我去那邊，幫你把戒指拿去還給巴瑞，
而你跟卡蘿還有蘇珊去看婦產科...


Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow..
When did it get so complicated?
喔，你明天要去找卡蘿...
事情怎麼搞的這麼複雜？

Ross: Got me.
問倒我了

Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
記得我們高中的時候嗎？

Ross: Yeah.
記得

Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just
gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it?
(Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
我是說，你有沒有想過會遇見某個人，談場戀愛...
就這麼簡單？ （羅斯盯著她看） ...羅斯？

Ross: Yes, yes!
是，對！

Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..
(She leans back onto his hand.)
喔，天啊，我沒有想過會這樣...
（她往後靠在他的手上）

Ross: Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that
he doesn't have to move his hand.)
我也沒有... （他拉了張凳子坐，就不用把手移開）


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