103-part 03 (翻譯) - 六人行

SCENE 3: IRIDIUM (MONICA AND PAULA ARE AT WORK)
第三幕：銥 （莫妮卡和寶拉正在工作）

MONICA: I mean, why should I let them meet him?
I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes
they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes,
picking off the weak members of the herd.
我是說，我幹麻要讓他們見他呢？
就是我帶一個男人回家，然後五分鐘之內他們就看透了他。
我的意思是，他們就像...餓狼一樣，總是挑獸群裡最弱的來攻擊

PAULA: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef,
I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.
I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
聽著，身為一個見過太多壞牛肉的人，
我告訴你，這不是什麼可怕的事。
我是指，他們是你的朋友，他們只是在幫你把關

MONICA: I know. I just wish that once,
I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
我知道。我只希望有哪一次，我帶回去的男人是他們真的喜歡的

PAULA: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening
are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..
好，你得了解如果他們連這傢伙都沒看過的話，這偶然發生的機率會更渺小

(CUT TO RACHEL+MONICA'S APARTMENT. CHANDLER IS SMOKING ON THE BALCONY,
PHOEBE IS ABSENT)
（跳接到瑞秋和莫妮卡家，錢德正在陽台抽煙，菲碧不在場）

JOEY: Let it go, Ross.
忘了牠吧，羅斯

ROSS: Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.
對啦，你又不認識奇奇

MONICA: Do you all promise?
你們都保證囉？

ALL: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
是！我們保證！我們會很好！

MONICA: (SHOUTS TO CHANDLER) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
(對錢德大喊)錢德？你保不保證會很好？

(CHANDLER MAKES A 'CROSS MY HEART' SIGN.
IT STARTS TO RAIN AND CHANDLER TAPS ON THE WINDOW)
(錢德做出一個「發誓」的手勢，突然開始下雨，錢德敲了敲窗戶)

JOEY: You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy
has to stay outside!
你可以進來，但你濾嘴頭的小夥伴得留在外面！

(CHANDLER SULKILY PICKS UP A GARBAGE CAN LID AND SHELTERS HIMSELF UNDER IT)
(錢德生氣地拿起垃圾桶的蓋子，躲在它下面避雨)

(ENTER PHOEBE. SHE STRIDES TO THE COUCH,
SITS DOWN AND BEGINS TO READ WITHOUT SAYING HI)
(菲碧進來，她大步走向沙發，沒有說嗨就坐下然後開始讀字條)

ROSS: Hey, Pheebs.
嘿，菲碧

PHOEBE: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error.
We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.
We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this-
(SEARCHES IN HER PURSE) -football phone as our free gift.'
Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars,
and a football phone!
「親愛的巴菲小姐，謝謝您提醒了我們的錯誤，
我們已經匯了五百元給您的戶頭。
抱歉造成了您的不便，希望您能接受...(搜索皮包)...這個足球電話
當作我們的禮物。」你們相信嗎？！現在我有一千元，還有一個足球電話！

RACHEL: What bank is this?
這是哪間銀行啊？

(DOOR BUZZER)
(門鈴響)

MONICA: Hey. It's him. (TO INTERCOM) Who is it?
嘿，是他。 (對著對講機) 誰啊？

ALAN (INTERCOM): It's Alan.
艾倫

JOEY: (SHOUTS TO CHANDLER) Chandler! He's here!
(對錢德大喊)錢德！他來了！

(CHANDLER COMES IN, DRIPPING WET)
(錢德進來，溼答答的)

MONICA: (TO ALL) Okay, please be good, please.
Just remember how much you all like me.
(對大家)好，拜託表現好一點。記得你們有多喜歡我。

(OPENS THE DOOR- ENTER ALAN)
(打開門，艾倫進來)

MONICA: Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.
嗨，艾倫，這是大夥們。大夥們，這是艾倫。

ALAN: Hi.
嗨

ALL: Hi, Alan.
嗨，艾倫

ALAN: I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!
我聽「搜」你們的「速」情了！

(GENERAL HYSTERIA)
(哄堂大笑)

SCENE 4: RACHEL+ MONICA'S (LATER IN THE EVENING)
第四幕：瑞秋和莫妮卡家 （傍晚稍後）

MONICA: (AT THE DOOR, TO ALAN, WHO IS LEAVING) Thanks.
I'll call you tomorrow. (TO ALL) Okay. Okay,
let's let the Alan-bashing begin.
Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
(在門邊，對艾倫，他正要離開)謝了。
我明天再打給你。 (對大家) 好吧，好，
我們開始圍剿艾倫吧。 誰要開第一槍啊？

(SILENCE)
(沉默)

MONICA: C'mon!
少來了！

ROSS: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at-
no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
...我來吧。我們從他剔牙的方式開...
不行，對不起，我做不到，沒辦法。我們愛死他了。

ALL: Loved him! Yeah! He's great!
愛死他了！對啊！他好棒！

MONICA: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone
that I'm going out with?
等一等！我們是在說我在交往的那個人吧？

ALL: Yeah!
對啊！

RACHEL: And did you notice...? (SPREADS HER THUMB AND INDEX FINGER)
你有沒有注意到...？ (張開她的拇指與食指)

THE GUYS: (RELUCTANTLY) Yeah.
(勉強的)是啊

JOEY: Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
知道最棒的是什麼嗎？他笑起來壞壞的

PHOEBE: Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!
對啊，對啊！就像住鞋裡的那個人！

ROSS: ...What shoe?
...什麼鞋子？

PHOEBE: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man,
Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
兒歌裡那個啊。「那裡有個壞人，有著邪惡的笑容，
他住在鞋子裡，有時候...」

(DUBIOUS PAUSE)
(遲疑)

ROSS: ...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against
which all future boyfriends will be measured.
...所以我覺得艾倫會成為所有你以後男友的標竿

RACHEL: What future boyfriends?
Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it.
什麼以後的男友？不對，我覺得...我想就是他了，你知道的，他

MONICA: Really!
真的假的！

CHANDLER: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his
David Hasselhof impression alone.
You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (DOES IT)
喔，對啊。我會單單為了看他模仿海灘遊俠嫁給他。
你知道我要在派對裡扮這角色吧？

ROSS: You know what I like most about him, though?
你知道我最喜歡他什麼地方嗎，到底？

ALL: What?
什麼地方？

ROSS: The way he makes me feel about myself.
他讓我更喜歡我自己...

ALL: Yeah...
對啊...

(AD BREAK)
(廣告破口)

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