103-part 05 (翻譯) - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：

103 The One With the Thumb - PART 05


SCENE 6: IRIDIUM (AGAIN, MONICA AND PAULA AT WORK)
第六幕：銥餐廳 (莫妮卡和寶拉再度工作中)

MONICA: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
你有跟一個你朋友全都很喜歡的男人交往過嗎？

PAULA: No.
沒

MONICA: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
好吧...那，我正在跟一個我朋友全都很喜歡的男人交往

PAULA: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here?
All right, a cow got through!
等等...你是說那群惡狼嗎？好耶，有頭牛安全過關了！

MONICA: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what?
I just don't feel the thing.
I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
你相信嗎？...知道嗎？可是我沒有感覺。
我是說，他們有感覺，我卻沒感覺

PAULA: Honey.. you should always feel the thing.
Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
親愛的...你應該要隨時都有感覺的。
聽好，如果那是你對那傢伙的感覺，莫妮卡，甩了他吧！

MONICA: I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
我知道啊...只是這很困難

PAULA: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
呃，他是個大人了，他撐的過去的

MONICA: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.
不，他沒事的，我擔心的是另外五個人

(CUT TO CENTRAL PERK, WHERE JOEY AND ROSS ARE PERSECUTING CHANDLER)
(跳到中央咖啡館，喬伊和羅斯正在為難錢德)

JOEY: Do you have any respect for your body?
你到底尊不尊重你的身體啊？

ROSS: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
你不知道你正在對自己做什麼嗎？

CHANDLER: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys
and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.
The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
嘿，我已經受夠了你們還有你們的癌症、肺氣腫、心臟病那些的。
但至少，抽菸很酷，你們知道的。

RACHEL: (WITH PHONE) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
(拿著電話)錢德？艾倫要跟你說話

CHANDLER: Really? He does? (TAKES PHONE) Hey, buddy, what's up!
Oh, she told you about that, huh.
Well, yeah, I have one now and then.
Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,
.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before.
Well, okay, thanks!
(HANDS BACK THE PHONE AND STUBS OUT HIS CIGARETTE)
真的？他要？(接過電話)嘿，夥伴，怎麼啦！
喔，她跟你說啦，嗯，好，對，我偶爾會抽。
呃，對，現在也在抽。呃，這又沒什麼... 好吧，也對...
天啊，你知道嗎，從...從來沒有人這樣說過。
好啦，好，謝謝！ (把電話還回去並熄掉香菸)

RACHEL: (TO ROSS, WHO HAS WANDERED UP) God, he's good.
(對一臉茫然的羅斯)天啊，他真厲害

ROSS: If only he were a woman.
如果他是女的就好了

RACHEL: Yeah.
對啊

(THEY GIVE EACH OTHER A DUBIOUS LOOK)
(他們交換了一個懷疑的眼神)

(CUT TO THE GANG MINUS MONICA AND JOEY WATCHING LAMBCHOP AT RACHEL+ MONICA'S)
（回到除了莫妮卡和喬伊之外的幾個人，正在瑞秋和莫妮卡家看「羊排」）

CHANDLER: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock?
If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
唔，「羊排」耶。那隻襪子多老啦？
如果有一隻襪子在我手上三十年，它也會說話了。

ROSS: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (DOES SO)
好吧，我覺得有人的尼古丁貼片該換了 (幫他換)

(ENTER MONICA)
(莫妮卡進來)

MONICA: Hey. Where's Joey?
嘿，喬伊呢？

CHANDLER: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.
Do you think that was wrong?
喬伊吃了最後一片口香糖，所以被我殺了。你覺得這樣不對嗎？

RACHEL: I think he's across the hall.
我想他在對面

MONICA: Thanks. (GOES TO FETCH HIM)
謝了 (去找他)

ROSS: (FINISHES CHANGING CHANDLER'S NICOTINE PATCH) There y'go.
(換好錢德的尼古丁貼片) 好了

CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(面無表情)唔，我現在充滿了喜悅與生機

ROSS: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?
嘿，菲碧，剩下的那塊夾心酥你要吃嗎？...菲碧？

PHOEBE: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
有人要吃剩下的這塊夾心酥嗎？

ROSS: Hey, I might!
嘿，我要！

PHOEBE: Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me
seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
抱歉...知道嗎？那群白癡汽水公司的人給我七千元補償那隻指頭

ALL: You're kidding. Oh my God.
開玩笑吧，我的天

PHOEBE: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.
...What is up with the universe?!
然後來這裡的路上，我踩到口香糖... 這是什麼世界啊？！

JOEY: (DRAGGED IN BY MONICA. HE HAS JUST COME OUT OF THE SHOWER)
What's going on?
(被莫妮卡拖進來，他剛洗完澡出來) 怎麼了啦？

MONICA: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
沒事。我只是覺得你們都在一起很好

JOEY: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
比大家都把內褲穿好還要好？

RACHEL: Uh, Joey..
呃，喬伊...

JOEY: Oh, God! (HURRIEDLY CLOSES HIS KNEES)
喔，天啊！ (趕緊把膝蓋闔上)

MONICA: (TURNS OFF TV) Okay..
(關掉電視) 好吧...

ALL: Oh! That was Lambchop!
喔！那是「羊排」耶！

MONICA: Please, guys, we have to talk.
拜託，大夥們，我們得談談

PHOEBE: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.
等等，我有種似曾相識的感覺... 不，我沒有

MONICA: Alright, we have to talk.
好吧，我們得談談

PHOEBE: There it is!
又有了！

MONICA: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh..
I've decided to break up with Alan.
好。是...是關於艾倫。有件事情你們應該要知道。
我是說，這真的很難啟齒...呃...我決定要跟艾倫分手

(THEY ALL GASP AND CLUTCH EACH OTHER)
（他們全部倒抽一口氣，緊緊抓住彼此)

ROSS: Is there somebody else?
有第三者嗎？

MONICA: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
不，不不不...只是...事情不一樣了，人也是會變的

RACHEL: We didn't change..
我們沒有變啊...

JOEY: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
所以就這樣？結束了？就像這樣？

PHOEBE: You know.. you let your guard down,
you start to really care about someone,
and I just- I- (CHEWS HER HAIR)
知道嗎...當你放下了武裝，開始想要真正關心一個人，
結果...我...(嚼她的頭髮)

MONICA: Look, I- I could go on pretending-
聽著，我...我可以繼續假裝...

JOEY: Okay!
好啊！

MONICA: -but that wouldn't be fair to me,
it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!
...但那對我不公平，對艾倫也不公平...甚至對你們也不公平！

ROSS: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know,
the way they were.
誰...誰想要公平了？知道嗎，我只想回到之前，就是，一切都好好的

MONICA: I'm sorry..
我很抱歉...

CHANDLER: (SARCASTIC) Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
(諷刺的) 喔，她很抱歉！ 我好多了！

RACHEL: (TEARFUL) I just can't believe this!
I mean, with the holidays coming up-
I wanted him to meet my family-
(淚光閃閃) 我真不敢相信！我是說，假日就要來了...
我還想要他去見我家人呢...

MONICA: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
我會再遇見別人啊，還會有別的艾倫的

ALL: Oh, yeah! Right!
喔，是啦！ 對啦！

MONICA: Are you guys gonna be okay?
你們幾個都還好吧？

ROSS: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
嘿，嘿，我們會好起來的，我們只是需要一點時間

MONICA: (DUBIOUS) I understand.
(半信半疑) 我瞭解

(CUT TO MONICA TELLING ALAN IN A RESTAURANT)
(跳到莫妮卡在一間餐廳告訴艾倫)

ALAN: Wow.
哇

MONICA: I'm, I'm really sorry.
我真...我真的很抱歉

ALAN: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
對，我也很遺憾。但是，我得告訴你，我鬆了一口氣

MONICA: Relieved?
鬆了一口氣？

ALAN: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you..
I just can't stand your friends.
對啊，呃，跟你在一起很愉快... 但我受不了你的朋友了

(CLOSING CREDITS)
(片尾字卡)


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