104-part 06 (翻譯) - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
104 The One With George Stephanopoulos - Part 6

(BALCONY)
（陽台）

MONICA: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate
that I made that you loved so much?
好，好，我想到一個。記得我幫你做的那個你超愛的素食三明治嗎？

PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
嗯嗯

MONICA: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
呃，如果鵝肉也算是素的話...哈哈哈！

PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine.
Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
喔！喔！喔！好，很好，很好。現在我對跟傑森赫利上床不感到抱歉了。

MONICA: What?! You slept with Jason?
什麼？！你跟傑森上床？

PHOEBE: You'd already broken up.
你們已經分手了啊

RACHEL: How long?
多久之後？

PHOEBE: A couple hours.
幾個小時

MONICA: Oh, that's nice!
喔，你好樣的！

RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay, I got one!
(SHE SITS UP AND THE CUSHION SHE WAS LEANING AGAINST
FALLS OFF THE BALCONY)
Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker
was really from me.
好，好，好，我想到一個！（她坐起來，原本靠著的座墊掉下了陽台）
總之...那次情人節湯米羅樂森放在你置物櫃裡的東西，其實是我放的

MONICA: Excuse me?!
什麼？！

RACHEL: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one?
(TO PHOEBE) She was a big girl.
哈囉？ 好像真的他會送你一樣？ （對菲碧）她以前超胖的

MONICA: Really. Well, at least 'big girls'
don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
真的嗎。那，至少『胖女孩』不會在七年級還尿褲子！

RACHEL: I was laughing! You made me laugh!
(MONICA AND RACHEL START TO SQUABBLE)
我當時在笑耶！是你逗我笑的！ （莫妮卡和瑞秋開始爭吵）

PHOEBE: There he is! There he is!
他出來了！他出來了！

MONICA: Where?
在哪裡？

PHOEBE: Right- where we've been looking all night!
就在...我們看了一整晚那個地方！

RACHEL: He is so cute!
他好可愛！

MONICA: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
喔，喬治，寶貝，浴巾脫掉！

ALL: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the- (PAUSE) -wowww.
對啊，脫掉！脫掉！拜託脫...（暫停）哇

(HOSPITAL- ROSS IS ABSENT)
（醫院...羅斯不在）

JOEY: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
老兄，你相信他只跟一個女人上過床嗎？

CHANDLER: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic..
我覺得那很棒。知道嗎，那很甜蜜、很浪漫...

JOEY: Really?
真的？

CHANDLER: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..
不，開什麼玩笑？這傢伙是怪胎...

(ENTER ROSS OFF CAMERA)
（羅斯入鏡）

BOTH: Hey, buddy.
嘿，夥伴

ROSS: Hi. (HE IS WEARING A PIECE OF STEEL BANDAGED TO HIS NOSE.
HE TOSSES SOME FORMS ONTO THE RECEPTION DESK)
嗨（他鼻子上包著繃帶，把一些表格丟在櫃檯）

RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Oh, that's attractive.
（挖苦）喔，真吸引人啊

CHANDLER: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
喔，我覺得你在沉默的羔羊裡演的很好。
喔，拜託，承認吧！整體而言，你今晚玩的很開心。

ROSS: Fun? Where was the fun?
Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
開心？這樣叫做開心？明白的告訴我，哪部分開心了？我的曲棍球呢？

JOEY: Oh, ah- the kid has it.
喔，啊...那小孩拿走了

ROSS: The kid..? (TO KID) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
那小孩...？（對小孩）抱歉，呃，那是，那是我的球

KID: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
我找到的。先找到先贏，沒找到哭死

(ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER FOR HELP)
（羅斯望向前德求救）

CHANDLER: You gotta do it, man.
你得自己來，老兄

ROSS: (TO KID) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever-
(TO CHANDLER) -can't do it. (TO KID) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
（對小孩）喔，是嗎？我是橡皮你是膠，我做什麼...
（對錢德）...我做不到（對小孩）聽著，呃...把球還我

KID: No.
不要

ROSS: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
要，怎樣，過來，還我！

KID: No! No!
不要！不要！

(THEY FIGHT OVER IT.)
（他們打起來）

RECEPTIONIST: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
嘿！嘿！在我的急診室裡不准使用暴力！

ROSS: (TRIES TO SNATCH IT-) GIVE ME MY PUCK!!
(-BUT IT FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP AND KNOCKS OUT THE RECEPTIONIST)
（試圖搶過來）把球還我！！（...但球飛出他的手打到接待員）

ROSS: ...Now that was fun.
...現在這才叫開心

CREDITS SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S PLACE
(JOEY AND THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING TWISTER)
結尾：瑞秋和莫妮卡家（喬伊跟女生在玩扭扭樂）

ROSS: (DOING THE SPINNING) Okay, Monica: Right foot red.
（負責轉）好，莫妮卡：右腳紅色

MONICA: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.
應該要玩大富翁的，但是...不

(A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. CHANDLER OPENS IT AND SOME GUY SILENTLY
HANDS BACK THE CUSHION)
（敲門聲，錢德開門，某個男人悄悄把座墊還回來）

CHANDLER: Thanks. (THE GUY NODS AND LEAVES)
謝謝（男人點頭離開）

ROSS: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue.
(PHOEBE HAS TO BEND OVER.)Good.
(JOEY STARES AT HER BUTT APPRECIATIVELY)
好，菲碧：右手藍色（菲碧得彎下去）很好（喬伊讚賞地盯著她屁股）

(PHONE RINGS, CHANDLER ANSWERS)
（電話響，錢德接起來）

CHANDLER: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
喂？喔，呃，瑞秋，信用卡公司

RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
喔，好，你可以幫我嗎？

CHANDLER: Alright. (TO PHONE) Yes, this is Rachel.
好吧（對電話）是，我是瑞秋

RACHEL: Nooo! (TAKES THE PHONE; CHANDLER TAKES HER PLACE)
Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.
Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
不！（接過話筒；錢德代替她的位置）喂？喔，是，不，我知道，
我-我已經沒在用了。喔，呃，謝謝，我很好，真的。

ROSS: Green. To the green.
綠色，到綠色去

RACHEL: I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.
我得到了魔豆。沒..沒事啦

CHANDLER: To the left, to the left- aww! (THEY COLLAPSE)
去左邊，去左邊...喔！（他們垮掉）

RACHEL: Ohhh... I'm fine.
喔...我很好

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