107-part 02 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
107- PART 02

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed.
The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，時間經過。五個人坐在咖啡桌旁聊天。]

Rachel: Alright, somebody.
好啦，誰先說

Monica: OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.
好，我先說。好，大四的時候... 在一個撞球檯上。

All: Whoooaa!
哇！

Ross: That's my sister.
那是我妹妹呢。

Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be...
the women's room on the second floor of
the New York CIty public library.
好...我最奇怪的地方應該是在... 在紐約市立圖書館二樓的女生廁所。

Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
喔，天啊！你去圖書館做什麼啊？

Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
菲碧，那你呢？

Phoebe: Oh... Milwaukee.
喔...密爾沃基。

Rachel: Um... Ross?
嗯...羅斯呢？

Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'
迪士尼樂園，1989，「小小世界」裡面

All: No way!
不會吧！

Ross: The ride broke down.
So, Carol and I went behind a couple of
those mechanical Dutch children...
then they fixed the ride,
and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
車子壞掉了。所以我跟卡蘿到一對機器荷蘭小孩的後面去...
然後他們修好了車，我們被永遠逐出了神奇王國。

Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
喔，瑞秋

Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
喔，拜託，我說過了啊

Monica: You did not go!
你才沒有

All: Come on.
快點啦

Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be...
(sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.
喔，好啦，我最奇怪的地方應該是在...（嘆氣）...喔，床腳邊。

Ross: Step back.
退下。

Joey: We have a winner!
我們有冠軍了！

[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch,
and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
[時間過去，羅斯和瑞秋在聊天，喬伊在沙發上，莫妮卡和菲碧不在房裡]

Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion,
you know, where you have to have somebody right there,
in the middle of a theme park.
我從來沒談過有像那樣激情的戀愛，知道嗎，
讓你此時此刻一定要佔有那個人，就算是在主題樂園裡面。

Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
呃，那是在那裡唯一不用排隊就可以做的事情。

Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me
on a miniature golf course.
那裡，呃，看吧？巴瑞甚至不會想要在迷你高爾夫球場親我。

Ross: Come on.
少來。

Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
真的，他說我們會拖到後面其他人的時間。

Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
（諷刺地）你沒有嫁給他的原因是...？

Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people
who go through life never having that kind of...
我是說，你想會有一輩子都沒有那種...的人嗎？

Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something.
Passion is way overrated.
大概吧，但知道嗎，跟你說句老實話。激情都被過分高估了。

Rachel: Yeah right.
最好是啦

Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out.
But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security,
and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.
So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion...
thing, there's all that other good stuff.
就是！到最後，它就會...燃燒殆盡。
但是希望啊，你剩下的是信任、安全感，以及...
呃，就拿我前妻來說吧，拉拉主義。
所以，知道嗎，對於所有那些錯過激情的人，剩下的都是好的。

Rachel: (sigh) OK.
（嘆氣）好吧。

Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
但是，嗯...我不覺得你會是那種人。

Rachel: You don't.
不會嗎？

Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future.
嗯啊。看吧，我看到...你的未來激情無限。

Rachel: Really?
真的嗎？

Ross: Mmmm.
嗯

Rachel: You do?
你覺得？

Ross: I do.
沒錯

Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great.
(she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
喔，羅斯，你人真好。（她開玩笑地摸摸他的頭然後起身）

(Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)
（羅斯起身，自我感覺良好）

Joey: It's never gonna happen.
不會有那種事的啦

Ross: (innocently) What?
（無辜地）什麼？

Joey: You and Rachel.
你跟瑞秋啊

Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
（驚訝貌）什麼？（暫停）為什麼？

Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move,
and now you're in the friend zone.
因為你等了太久才採取行動，現在你就只能待在朋友區。

Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
不不不，我才不是在那區。

Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
羅斯，你根本就是區長。

Ross: I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork.
Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...
我只是慢慢來，好嗎？我正在打好基礎。
對。我是說，我每天都會再更接近像...

Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you,
she has no idea what you're thinking.
If you don't ask her out soon
you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
出家人啦！聽著羅斯，我告訴你，她根本不知道你在想什麼。
你如果不趕快約她出去，你就會永遠被困在朋友區了。

Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment.
(Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
我會啦，我會啦。看吧，我只是在等待對的時機。
（喬伊看了一下他）什麼？現在是怎樣？

Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles?
The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say,
'Rachel, I think that...'
(Rachel comes into the room behind them)
對～～啦！現在你面前有什麼阻礙？美酒？蠟燭？還是月光？
你要做的只是上前去跟她說：「瑞秋，我覺得...」
（瑞秋在他們後面進房）

Ross: Shhhh!
噓！

Rachel: What are you shushing?
你們在噓什麼？

Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something.
Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
我們在噓...是因為...我們想要聽清楚。注意聽。
（大家都開始聽）你聽到了嗎？

Rachel: Ahhhh!
啊啊！

Ross: See?
看吧？

Rachel: Huh. (she agrees, but looks very confused)
哈。（她應和，但看起來非常困惑）

[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
[場景：提款機房]

Jill: Would you like some gum?
你要來點口香糖嗎？

Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
嗯，是無糖的嗎？

Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not.
（檢查一下）抱歉，不是耶。

Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that?
Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.
If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
喔，那不用了，謝謝。你是在做什麼？
心裡筆記：如果吉兒古德克要給你口香糖，你拿就是了。
她給你腐爛動物屍體的話，拿就是了。



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